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[Symphonia]

Friday 13th - unlucky for some, but not so much for me. I went to the cash machine and pressed the button to withdraw £50, and it gave me £60. A free tenner to go to my lunch tomorrow, don't mind if I do.

 

[Hystzen]

Saw the box for a sex doll in the street today and laughed. Clearly a gag gift for someone.
Went back later, someone had opened it. Didn't look anything like the picture on the box.
Later still and the box and doll were both gone.

now it sits proudly in your room

 

[Jackben]

Friday 13th - unlucky for some, but not so much for me. I went to the cash machine and pressed the button to withdraw £50, and it gave me £60. A free tenner to go to my lunch tomorrow, don't mind if I do.

Sometimes in life, it's the little things.

£10 of your own money, FREE OF CHARGE!

 

[NinjaFridge]

now it sits proudly in your room

I can't afford the expensive girls.

 

[Symphonia]

Sometimes in life, it's the little things.

£10 of your own money, FREE OF CHARGE!

But it's not my money. I requested £50, and have therefore only been charged for £50 - as confirmed on my banking app - but got given £60 instead. Stop spoiling it for me, man.

 

[Vashetti]

I can't afford the expensive girls.

Or the cheap ones.

 

[Jackben]

But it's not my money. I requested £50, and have therefore only been charged for £50 - as confirmed on my banking app - but got given £60 instead. Stop spoiling it for me, man.

That's a six star wanted level right there. I'd grab the fastest car from your stash that you can and gun for a paint shop;

 

[Symphonia]

That's until the Rozzers catch up with you, master thief!

That's a six star wanted level right there. I'd grab the fastest car from your stash that you can and gun for a paint shop;

Are either of you getting GTA V for PS3?

 

[Hystzen]

That's a six star wanted level right there. I'd grab the fastest car from your stash that you can and gun for a paint shop;

A true master walks away from a six star wanted level

 

[Jordan]

So, I know there are a few IT guys on here. Looking for some decent advice.

I did the entry level part of CCNA (think it was discovery 4) and every job interview I have ever had they've all picked up on this and questioned me why I've not finished it. Reason being, finance. But I would like to prepare myself for it when I do actually get the finances. Anyone got any good information, guides or just tips really?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"Shit, if this gonna be dat kinda party imma go stick ma dick in the mashed potatoes."

 

[Hot Coldman]

So that new Arcade Fire song is pretty good. Dat Bowie cameo.

 

[Darren870]

So, I know there are a few IT guys on here. Looking for some decent advice.

I did the entry level part of CCNA (think it was discovery 4) and every job interview I have ever had they've all picked up on this and questioned me why I've not finished it. Reason being, finance. But I would like to prepare myself for it when I do actually get the finances. Anyone got any good information, guides or just tips really?

I could get you the test but that would be cheating

 

[Jordan]

I could get you the test but that would be cheating

Honestly, I wouldn't really cheat off of it as I am not planning on doing it just yet as I really can't afford. But knowing what to study and learn would be good.

 

[Darren870]

Honestly, I wouldn't really cheat off of it as I am not planning on doing it just yet as I really can't afford. But knowing what to study and learn would be good.

PM me your email and the test number you need to take to finish your ccna.

 

[Volotaire]

Any Londoners fans of Chvrches? I might have a spare ticket going for their show in Dalston next Wednesday.

Love CHVRCHES, but sadly won't be in London until 2-3 weeks.

 

[Darren870]

I'd go, not that I've ever heard of the band. Only because I practically live in Dalston and haven't been to a show in years.

However, I am away next Wednesday. Shame.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Very last minute home made mermaid costume for pirate party tomorrow

 

[afoni]

No wi-fi is killing me.

 

[Darren870]

I see............


STORM TROOPERS!

 

[Jackben]

I see............


STORM TROOPERS!

Yeah, that looks like a full set! And not just any but the taller sized figures as well.

Are those model DeLoreans from Back to the Future on the shelf above that?

 

[Jordan]

Cheers Darren

 

[Darren870]

Yeah, that looks like a full set! And not just any but the taller sized figures as well.

Are those model DeLoreans from Back to the Future on the shelf above that?

I laughed to much at this....

oh...I'm drunk...surprise surprise!!

Cheers Darren

No worries. Email me if you need anything else in the future. I probably wont see it if you PM me on here after I leave.

 

[xist]

Very last minute home made mermaid costume for pirate party tomorrow

Great for a home made costume...but can you walk?

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Yeah, that looks like a full set! And not just any but the taller sized figures as well.

Are those model DeLoreans from Back to the Future on the shelf above that?

Yep, the DeLorean shelf is mine, the one below with the Stormtroopers is the blokes, the one below that with the trash compactor bookends is mine.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Very last minute home made mermaid costume for pirate party tomorrow

Nice!

Yeah, that looks like a full set!

Indeed.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Great for a home made costume...but can you walk?

Just about.

 

[Symphonia]

Very last minute home made mermaid costume for pirate party tomorrow

I approve.

 

[Jordan]

GTA V is released on Tuesday 17th September. However, if you're a PS3 owner then you can get the digital download from 3pm on Sunday 15th September.

SONY originally said that PS3 owners could download the game from the 13th September. This was an advantage at paying an extra £15 for the digital version - you get it early. But now gamers are fuming that they've paid £50 for GTA V and will only get it two days before its official release date.

Twitter has been bombarded with angry customers and it's another kick in the teeth for SONY. Earlier this month, Rockstar were fuming after SONY leaked some files and users posted some assets online. The soundtrack and map for the game have already been leaked, but we'll reveal nothing else in the lead up to the best GTA game yet.

 

[Jackben]

I can't think of any other consumer base on earth that is so masterful at manufacturing controversy out of thin air.

 

[Jordan]

And I've just seen some fucking shocking news about Orange is the New Black... Don't know whether I still want to watch the next series... when released... now

Edit: Rachel Riley is on strictly come dancing this year? I think I might have a reason to watch it

 

[Little Old Man]

I can't think of any other consumer base on earth that is so masterful at manufacturing controversy out of thin air.

Stop talking sense and tweet some death threats to Sony! Death to the deceiver!

 

[Reknoc]

wait, hold on. if i get the psn version i can play it on sunday?

 

[Vashetti]

wait, hold on. if i get the psn version i can play it on sunday?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"

Love that scene.

 

[NinjaFridge]

wait, hold on. if i get the psn version i can play it on sunday?

I think you can download most of it bu cant play it, then on launch day you download another small part that unlocks it.

 

[Reknoc]

I think you can download most of it bu cant play it, then on launch day you download another small part that unlocks it.

oh, so its just a preload? wow, lol.

gj on them for paying an extra £15 just to make sure its ready for tuesday when i paid £35 for it and know it'll be waiting for me when i get home from work on tuesday.

 

[Symphonia]

I can't play my copy until Thursday.

 

[NinjaFridge]

I don't want to get spoiled in case I do get it, so can anyone tell me what the performance is like based on the leaks?

 

[Hystzen]

I don't want to get spoiled in case I do get it, so can anyone tell me what the performance is like based on the leaks?

fine on both from what i seen

it actually looks better then i expected

 

[NinjaFridge]

fine on both from what i seen

it actually looks better then i expected

Yeah, I saw some gifs and was surprised by it.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd0whUoMSeI

love me some red army choir

 

[Rubbish King]

I want to break things

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I want to break things

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lPIFlzqwdHg

 

[Musha_Soturi]

BritGaf's quiet, has everyone gone to bed?

 

[Vashetti]

BritGaf's quiet, has everyone gone to bed?

No, I'm depressed after watching a 9/11 film on TV.

 

[Little Old Man]

BritGaf's quiet, has everyone gone to bed?

Contemplating whether to order GTAV and also doing a job application. About to give up on both for the evening.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Contemplating whether to order GTAV and also doing a job application. About to give up on both for the evening.

Do it! Pre-order that bad boy, you know you want the blimp!

 

[Jordan]

After bitching all night about being tired I decided to go to the pub. I have some nice friends and one of the joys of driving is I spent £15 and had some great conversations. Even got to touch boob (to prove that they were real)

 

[Darren870]

Passed out early and now I am up early. Going to make some breakfast an watch that UK Vice documentary

Then cleaning as I have some flat viewings today. Then work at 3.

EXCITING day!!