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[Kentpaul]

I'm going to guess you haven't played many ND games. They're one of the few devs that can easily stand toe-to-toe with Rockstar.

I enjoyed GTA1,2 a shitload more than crash 1,2..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupUW9-l61s&list=HL1379357769&feature=mh_lolz

3 hours till i stand in line.

 

[Chinner]

in Asda, no copy of gta5 to be found. green scar is responsible for this

 

[Kentpaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2JCIsv3iU

2 hours, 40 minutes till leave for the tesco.

 

[Suairyu]

in Asda, no copy of gta5 to be found. green scar is responsible for this

First hate crimes against race, now hate crimes against the Zeitgeist.

The single most important cultural event of the decade for all of humanity and he ruins it.

 

[Hot Coldman]

in Asda, no copy of gta5 to be found. green scar is responsible for this

I've got your copy here

I may have peed on it a little

 

[Chinner]

what a cunt

 

[Hystzen]

Green Scar due to be demoted in BritGAF crew for being mean to Chinner

 

[lensoftruth]

Hi ukgaf, Essex/manc here!

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Just watched BB.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Wtf Steve? You got the winning lottery numbers too?

 

[Jackben]

That quote of Sessler's isn't praise, though, more an over-written hypothesis. We use literature to give us insight into Dickens' times. Whose to say GTAV won't give future people similar insight?

Spoiler

All art gives that insight. It's a really odd statement to make because the natural response is simply "uh, no shit?"

Yes, but the underlying message is not really a hypothesis because it is obvious. And thus doesn't really make sense if used just for that reason;

White Chicks is just as likely to be taken as culturally significant if found by future archaeologists simply by the fact that it is a product of the past; this property is true no matter what and thus not a judgement of worth or value.

By bringing it up in the first place he is making a value statement in purposefully selecting GTA V saying it is comparable to Charles Dickens literature in what we get from its reading. No doubt one can learn something of the past or present from either source but there is a reason we read Dickens and not just anything from that period.

Comparing this game to classic literature (note: i don't actually like dickens but I understand its purpose) in such a way is ridiculous.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Hi ukgaf, Essex/manc here!

Hi, and welcome! So which is it, Essex or Manc?

 

[TetraxShards]

Dat feel when GTA release night.

The temptation to forgo sleep and play all night is strong, too strong.

 

[lensoftruth]

Hi, and welcome! So which is it, Essex or Manc?

Live in Essex, dads northern. You can choose

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Live in Essex, dads northern. You can choose

Where in Essex?

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Another Essex boi in da house!

Ok, who is dressing up as a clown and scaring the fuck out of Northampton?

 

[Jackben]

Another Essex boi in da house!

Ok, who is dressing up as a clown and scaring the fuck out of Northampton?

I honestly thought Tashbrooke finally snapped but then I realized it was the wrong area. Then again he has been mysteriously ambiguous about this apprenticeship of his...

 

[Volotaire]

If ever, Rockstar aren't 100% on PC ports.

Oh they will, it'll just take a year. I can wait. Red dead will never come though lol.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

I honestly thought Tashbrooke finally snapped but then I realized it was the wrong area. Then again he has been mysteriously ambiguous about this apprenticeship of his...

Regardless of who it is, it's so fucking funny.

 

[NinjaFridge]

First hate crimes against race, now hate crimes against the Zeitgeist.

The single most important cultural event of the decade for all of humanity and he ruins it.

Black playable character. 'Nuff said.

His racist attitude transcends human beings and now includes polygons, textures and pixels.

Oh they will, it'll just take a year. I can wait. Red dead will never come though lol.

Since PS4/Xbone use an architecture much more similar to a PC, hopefully we can expect more ports , closer to console release and better optimised for the platform.

 

[Jackben]

Black playable character. 'Nuff said.

His racist attitude transcends human beings and now includes polygons, textures and pixels.

Jinx is his favorite Pokemon.

'Nuff said.

 

[NinjaFridge]

Jinx is his favorite Pokemon.

'Nuff said.

He doesn't have a problem with all jinx's, just the lazy ones.

 

[Kentpaul]

Can't be dealing with this, Leaving at 10.30 and hitting Mcdee's, I'l stretch out eating it as long as possible then head to the location and wait further. Hope radio 1 will play awesome music for the mission.

It's been nice knowing you all.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Good luck in your quest all those heading out to the midnight launch.

 

[Little Old Man]

Still no dispatch from Amazon, no way I'll be playing GTA before Thursday

 

[Kentpaul]

Still no dispatch from Amazon, no way I'll be playing GTA before Thursday

Go to a supermarket tonight and buy it, return your amazon copy when it comes. Playing gta tomorrow or later is like getting a macdee's and driving it home, sure it will taste nice but the fries will be soggy!

 

[NinjaFridge]

Guys, you are getting me excited for this game and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Still no dispatch from Amazon, no way I'll be playing GTA before Thursday

Haven't even had a shipping confirmation from R* Warehouse.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

BB...

...so drama! Very excite!

Another Essex boi in da house!

Enjoy GTA5 tonight boys.

 

[Jackben]

Yeah, I agree. It was fun for about 1/3rd of the main story and the crazy side missions. Overall the multiplayer is what really shines but it's starting to lose its appeal.

Whoa, a post from January 2014 somehow ended up getting sent back to now. Weird.

Spoiler

temper thou expectations and you shalt never be disappoint

 

[SteveWD40]

BB...

...so drama! Very excite!

Did you see my link? Do you fear my great power?

 

[Kentpaul]

Nothing like the lad bible on facebook posting a screenshot from the last fucking mission. I don't really care about spoilers but goddamn, that fucking sucks, biggest cunts to ever walk this earth.

 

[Jackben]

Nothing like the lad bible on facebook posting a screenshot from the last fucking mission. I don't really care about spoilers but goddamn, that fucking sucks, biggest cunts to ever walk this earth.

It's the lad bible on Facebook. That is the kind of cuntish shit they do all the time. Sucks that it hit you like that though. Delete and block and try and forget it.

 

[f0rk]

What a lad

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Did you see my link? Do you fear my great power?

You're a fucking genius Steven.

(I was legitimately impressed dude. That's some clever deduction right there brother!)

Nothing like the lad bible on facebook posting a screenshot from the last fucking mission. I don't really care about spoilers but goddamn, that fucking sucks, biggest cunts to ever walk this earth.

Common or garden cunts >>>>>>>> Facebook cunts

 

[Kentpaul]

It's the lad bible on Facebook. That is the kind of cuntish shit they do all the time. Sucks that it hit you like that though. Delete and block and try and forget it.

I know man but the last fucking mission lol, fake edit, re read it and its only the first mission.. thank fuck guys.

Not to bad at all,

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I keep forgetting GTA is coming out. Too wrapped up in Splinta Sell.

 

[donkey show]

When you have watched Breaking Bad click this link:

Negrodamus

...your'e God Damn Right.

Negrodamus indeed :O

 

[Kentpaul]

Spoiler gif in the GTA OT, Keep safe guys!

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I keep forgetting GTA is coming out. Too wrapped up in Splinta Sell.

I just got this and grid 2 the other day. We should do some SC:B co-op! Shoot me an FR dude, we'll play at some point. Handle is the same.

Negrodamus indeed :O

I only read the bolded. I don't want to hear anymore you filthy spoiler.

You didn't spoil anything, I didn't read it until after I'd watched it. But yeah, bang on the money so far!

 

[SteveWD40]

I was a little suprised when it all came to pass, although I am now wondering about Walts purpose for coming back, having a change of heart on that I think.

 

[Mikeside]

changed my mind - I'm heading to Tesco, not Asda for my launch copy as I've been promised they have 1000s of copies in.

heading off in 5, wish me luck guys!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Nothing like the lad bible on facebook posting a screenshot from the last fucking mission. I don't really care about spoilers but goddamn, that fucking sucks, biggest cunts to ever walk this earth.

Karmic retribution for following The fucking Lad Bible on Facebook

 

[donkey show]

Oh man, been playing a bit of GTAV with my roomie and coworker who got it earlier today. Fucking sick!

 

[f0rk]

I was a little suprised when it all came to pass, although I am now wondering about Walts purpose for coming back, having a change of heart on that I think.

I don't know that bit seems most obvious now

 

[Rubbish King]

Had a guy proper kick off at the pub tonight, it was a little bit frightening but I felt like a boss for keeping cool, need to hit the gym more me thinks as that guy could've fucking destroyed me if it had gone the other way

I'm still really proud of that thread title.

It is still my fave

What kind of apprenticeship are you doing down in Portsmouth.

I am doing an apprenticeship in licensing, catering and hospitality in the hope I may one day run a pub

I honestly thought Tashbrooke finally snapped but then I realized it was the wrong area. Then again he has been mysteriously ambiguous about this apprenticeship of his...

teehee

 

[Hot Coldman]

You probably could have gotten away with glassing him

 

[CHEEZMO™]

@ninj you on ecksbawcks with SC?

 

[kulapik]

BritGAF, when does the buzzcocks return?

 

[SmokyDave]

Fuck yeah, got mine!

 

[BGBW]

BritGAF, when does the buzzcocks return?

More like when will the funniness in buzzcocks return? Guest presenters really did kill it off.