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[Jedeye Sniv]

I just want to shout at everyone in that GTAO thread, they are SO FUCKING STUPID it infuriates me. Bitch bitch bitch, an update comes out, they hammer the server and then bitch bitch bitch. Do they have no concept of how many people are trying exactly the same thing as they are? Yes it's bad that it doesn't work, but it's the reality of it. Getting irate and saying "This game is dead, I'm never playing it again waaaaah" is just so fucking dumb and short sighted. Not to mention the constant repeated questions, often answered on the same page. Argh.

Needed to get that off my chest, feel better now.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

has anyone got a guide on how to get girls

im asking for a friend

Ask your bro how much he lifts.

fakeedit: the person who had my office before me was an old dude. For some reason, my stationary draw stinks like a tart's handbag. Not bad, just super perfumey and it's been that way for over a year now. WTF did he put in there??!

And our cup cupboard smells weird.

 

[Reknoc]

I just want to shout at everyone in that GTAO thread, they are SO FUCKING STUPID it infuriates me. Bitch bitch bitch, an update comes out, they hammer the server and then bitch bitch bitch. Do they have no concept of how many people are trying exactly the same thing as they are? Yes it's bad that it doesn't work, but it's the reality of it. Getting irate and saying "This game is dead, I'm never playing it again waaaaah" is just so fucking dumb and short sighted. Not to mention the constant repeated questions, often answered on the same page. Argh.

Needed to get that off my chest, feel better now.

the more people that rage quit, the less people there'll be to try and get on, the quicker the game will be playable!

 

[dapperbandit]

It's beginning to look like Grand Theft Sillyness in there, yeah.

Also afoni have you considered the Fritzl method?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

the more people that rage quit, the less people there'll be to try and get on, the quicker the game will be playable!

They don't understand that though. You just get [bannable term]'s just fucking trying 50 times in a row like idiots. Dumb fuckers.

I don't know why this makes me so irrationally angry.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

It's beginning to look like Grand Theft Sillyness in there, yeah.

Umm

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

It's beginning to look like Grand Theft [bannable term] in there, yeah.

Also afoni have you considered the Fritzl method?

Dude, quick, edit. Otherwise a two week holiday is coming your way.

lol, btw

 

[Chinner]

has anyone got a guide on how to get girls

im asking for a friend

concentrate on trying to improve yourself both individually and socially and everything else will happen.

look at donkeyshow, he brings backs girl and sensualizes them in front of his gunpla models. its because hes a well rounded person who just happens to look like krillin.

 

[Reknoc]

They don't understand that though. You just get [bannable term]'s just fucking trying 50 times in a row like idiots. Dumb fuckers.

I don't know why this makes me so irrationally angry.

That's how people cope. Constantly trying to log into FFXIV was all I did when that was barely playable at launch lol

Also afoni have you considered the Fritzl method?

The Fritzl method would require a wife though, otherwise how can he have daughters to put in a dungeon?

 

[Hystzen]

So GTA:O is fine for me apart from the unnecessary complicated character creator it alright

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

So GTA:O is fine for me apart from the unnecessary complicated character creator it alright

Your guy looks like mine. Marston your daddy too?

 

[Hot Coldman]

concentrate on trying to improve yourself both individually and socially and everything else will happen.

look at donkeyshow, he brings backs girl and sensualizes them in front of his gunpla models. its because hes a well rounded person who just happens to look like krillin.

he even gets away with being a Nazi because of it

 

[Hystzen]

Your guy looks like mine. Marston your daddy too?

yup also a chinese wife


worked my stats around Driving, I feel like I want be getaway driver due to finding the GTAV driving too easy after loving GTAIV driving

 

[dapperbandit]

sometimes I forget where I am

potentially offensive play on words fixed

 

[donkey show]

concentrate on trying to improve yourself both individually and socially and everything else will happen.

look at donkeyshow, he brings backs girl and sensualizes them in front of his gunpla models. its because hes a well rounded person who just happens to look like krillin.

Krillin stays winning, yo.

Pic irl.

 

[afoni]

concentrate on trying to improve yourself both individually and socially and everything else will happen.

look at donkeyshow, he brings backs girl and sensualizes them in front of his gunpla models. its because hes a well rounded person who just happens to look like krillin.

So you're saying I should text him questions and call him sensei?

 

[Hot Coldman]

has anyone got a guide on how to get girls

im asking for a friend

 

[Chinner]

Krillin stays winning, yo.

Pic irl.

musha kissing donkey show even iammikeside would have a wet dream over this

 

[Screaming Meat]

So you don't carve into her arm? I see. It's just so easy to lose a potato, y'know?

 

[SKINNER!]

Love the song they used in this Breaking Bad finale preview/promo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HAQt2sKC_E

Gonna miss this show...

EDIT: Song's called Line of Fire by Junip

 

[Screaming Meat]

I just want to shout at everyone in that GTAO thread, they are SO FUCKING STUPID it infuriates me. Bitch bitch bitch, an update comes out, they hammer the server and then bitch bitch bitch. Do they have no concept of how many people are trying exactly the same thing as they are? Yes it's bad that it doesn't work, but it's the reality of it. Getting irate and saying "This game is dead, I'm never playing it again waaaaah" is just so fucking dumb and short sighted. Not to mention the constant repeated questions, often answered on the same page. Argh.

Needed to get that off my chest, feel better now.

Agreed. It is the stench of self importance and entitlement that gets my goat up.

 

[SteveWD40]

Love the song they used in this Breaking Bad finale preview/promo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HAQt2sKC_E

Gonna miss this show...

EDIT: Song's called Line of Fire by Junip

Yep, I loved the "Baby Blue" at the ending as well.

;_;

 

[Jackben]

These antibiotics make me want to pull a Hystzen. Good thing there are no cute girls at my work.

 

[jimbor]

Agreed. It is the stench of self importance and entitlement that gets my goat up.

It's not entitlement to expect something you bought to work fully. Just saying brah. Not siding with anybody but I hate the whole 'gamers are entitled' bullshit that floats about.

 

[jimbor]

Finished work at two today. Think I'm overly tired as my boss wanted to unreel some armoured cable but there wasn't enough space in the room we were in. He said 'Go and get that piece of uni strut from the other room and stick it through the drum. You can then become the Human Cable Jacks!' It cracked me up for fucking ages.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

These antibiotics make me want to pull a Hystzen. Good thing there are no cute girls at my work.

So you threw up in the bin then? Nice work fella!

Finished work at two today. Think I'm overly tired as my boss wanted to unreel some armoured cable but there wasn't enough space in the room we were in. He said 'Go and get that piece of uni strut from the other room and stick it through the drum. You can then become the Human Cable Jacks!' It cracked me up for fucking ages.

I just finished there dude, literally just walked in the door. Turning your work phone off for the weekend is one of life's simple pleasures.

I fucking hate working with SWA, making the glands off is always a nightmare! I remember nearly ballsing up my AM2 because of that shit. FP200 is a bitch too, making those pots off can be a right pain.

Man, when I inevitably do something a bit more involving electrical wise in a few months, it's going to be a culture shock coming from my current role of driving, writing and pressing buttons!

I might enroll myself in a jimbor refresher class dude.

 

[Screaming Meat]

It's not entitlement to expect something you bought to work fully. Just saying brah. Not siding with anybody but I hate the whole 'gamers are entitled' bullshit that floats about.

All good, man.

It certainly isn't, but when folks have tantrums about it, even after they were warned of potential problems, it gets tiring pretty quickly. Took me five hours of consistent attempts to get online the first time, and that is the first I've written about it. Maybe entitlement isn't the word, but some folk certainly need to develop their patience gland XD

 

[jimbor]

So you threw up in the bin then? Nice work fella!

I just finished there dude, literally just walked in the door. Turning your work phone off for the weekend is one of life's simple pleasures.

I fucking hate working with SWA, making the glands off is always a nightmare! I remember nearly ballsing up my AM2 because of that shit. FP200 is a bitch too, making those pots off can be a right pain.

Man, when I inevitably do something a bit more involving electrical wise in a few months, it's going to be a culture shock coming from my current role of driving, writing and pressing buttons!

I might enroll myself in a jimbor refresher class dude.

I'm sure you've forgotten far more than I'll know for some time!

Had to terminate six SWA cables today, first time I've done that since the shitty Part P exam. So scared of lopping the top of my thumb off with the Stanley. It's inevitably going to happen at some point, kind of wish It's just happen already. Like the time I heard my mate tore his frenulum, I was paranoid for years but when it finally happened it wasn't too bad.

 

[jimbor]

All good, man.

It certainly isn't, but when folks have tantrums about it, even after they were warned of potential problems, it gets tiring pretty quickly. Took me five hours of consistent attempts to get online the first time, and that is the first I've written about it. Maybe entitlement isn't the word, but some folk certainly need to develop their patience gland XD

Indubitably.

 

[Hystzen]

Tonight going be doing some GTA online from about 10 or 11 so if got ps3 should be able to play due to new update.

Rolling with the homies

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Had to terminate six SWA cables today, first time I've done that since the shitty Part P exam. So scared of lopping the top of my thumb off with the Stanley. It's inevitably going to happen at some point, kind of wish It's just happen already.

One of the lads on a new build site last winter was making off the main earth bond to the stopcock. It was nearly pitch black, and his fingers were entirely numb.

Let's just say his little finger was about the same width as a 16mm earth cable.

Ouch!

Like the time I heard my mate tore his frenulum, I was paranoid for years but when it finally happened it wasn't too bad.

Yeah, that ship has sailed for me, thank fuck. Once it's happened, the fear is gone.

For like two months, sex consisted entirely of gentle masturbation and slow considerate BJ's. It was actually kind of awesome. I soldiered through!

 

[dapperbandit]

I just finished there dude, literally just walked in the door. Turning your work phone off for the weekend is one of life's simple pleasures.

I fucking hate working with SWA, making the glands off is always a nightmare! I remember nearly ballsing up my AM2 because of that shit. FP200 is a bitch too, making those pots off can be a right pain.

Man, when I inevitably do something a bit more involving electrical wise in a few months, it's going to be a culture shock coming from my current role of driving, writing and pressing buttons!

I might enroll myself in a jimbor refresher class dude.

Do you ever get one of those posts that from top to bottom, you just do not understand?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Ouch!

Yeah, that ship has sailed for me, thank fuck. Once it's happened, the fear is gone.

For like two months, sex consisted entirely of gentle masturbation and slow considerate BJ's. It was actually kind of awesome. I soldiered through!

Argh aaaargh aaaarghghhhhh ARGHHH!!

ARGHHHH!

Fuck, warn a fella when you're about to unleash body horror will ya?!

How'd you do it? So I can know what to avoid.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Do you ever get one of those posts that from top to bottom, you just do not understand?

It's in Polari, I swear it.

 

[jimbor]

Argh aaaargh aaaarghghhhhh ARGHHH!!

ARGHHHH!

Fuck, warn a fella when you're about to unleash body horror will ya?!

How'd you do it? So I can know what to avoid.

Harassing my gf for sex on a Sunday morning when she wasn't really in the mood, Begrudgingly agreed and then karma caught up with me.

 

[Jackben]

Something about being an electrical worker = inevitable torn frenulum?

So dubious consent = torn frenulum?

Having sex on the sabbath day = torn frenulum?!

Edit: just did some googling, thank you, superior circumcisized penis

 

[dapperbandit]

Harassing my gf for sex on a Sunday morning when she wasn't really in the mood, Begrudgingly agreed and then karma caught up with me.

It happened to a friend of mine as he went for a romantic walk in the park at 2AM and she wanked him off on a bench. Apparatnly he wasn't even aware it had happened until he saw the blood and let out a bloodcurdling scream.

Even before I heard that story I've always declined offers of that kind of activity. It's like "I've been doing this for more than a decade, I'm an expert, why would I want an amateur to do it?" It'd be like someone trying to impress Mozart by playing the piano with their elbows.

 

[jimbor]

Something about being an electrical worker = inevitable torn frenulum?

So dubious consent = torn frenulum?

Having sex on the sabbath day = torn frenulum?!

Edit: just did some googling, thank you, superior circumcisized penis

Thankfully we weren't sixty nine-ing otherwise could've ended up with two torn frenulums for the double sacrilege.

 

[SteveWD40]

All I can say is argggggghhfuckjesusno.

 

[Quidam]

Wait, is calling someone a Jeremy Hunt bannable again?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Do you ever get one of those posts that from top to bottom, you just do not understand?

Me and Jim talking shop, don't mind us. :/

Argh aaaargh aaaarghghhhhh ARGHHH!!

ARGHHHH!

Fuck, warn a fella when you're about to unleash body horror will ya?!

How'd you do it? So I can know what to avoid.

I'm sorry buddy boy!

I guess it was just magnificent thrustage. I honestly don't really remember, just woke up in agonising pain. It was drunk sex, that probably explains a lot!

Harassing my gf for sex on a Sunday morning when she wasn't really in the mood, Begrudgingly agreed and then karma caught up with me.

You're a bad man dude!

Edit: dapper, that's pretty funny man! Who knew a torn banjo would be the subject of such mirth.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Edit: just did some googling, thank you, superior circumcisized penis

Oh dear, now you've done it...!

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Wait, is calling someone a Jeremy Hunt bannable again?

What was the context? I think calling a gaffer a cunt could be bannable (just like if you told someone to go fuck themselves) but the word itself seems fine.

 

[Kentpaul]

Invited a boy from community service out with my group tonight #topfirm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzQ8MUD4-0&list=PL633574BC6882DA4F

gbx at the local club tonight, God damn guys ain't been this excited in years.

 

[Jackben]

Finally getting back into reading after realizing Borderlands 2 is the most boring shit ever when you hit the level cap. "Here grind for your same weapons all over again, except now super powered versions!" No thanks.

Finished A Wizard of Earthsea and am tackling the sequel, The Tombs of Atuan. Ursula K Le Guin is a great author.

 

[SKINNER!]

So the play store recommended me a song to buy because I was frequently listening to it on YouTube. while it is somewhat convenient, it's also really creepy.

 

[dapperbandit]

So the play store recommended me a song to buy because I was frequently listening to it on YouTube. while it is somewhat convenient, it's also really creepy.

We know what you like. We've alwayyys known

 

[Rubbish King]

One of the lads on a new build site last winter was making off the main earth bond to the stopcock. It was nearly pitch black, and his fingers were entirely numb.

Let's just say his little finger was about the same width as a 16mm earth cable.

Ouch!

Yeah, that ship has sailed for me, thank fuck. Once it's happened, the fear is gone.

For like two months, sex consisted entirely of gentle masturbation and slow considerate BJ's. It was actually kind of awesome. I soldiered through!

frenelelelum bro

 

[Reknoc]

welp yodel was supposed to have delivered my wii u by 6pm. so now I guess I'm checking the tracking to see when they decide to give up and throw it in a bin and say its delivered.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Omg longboarding is aaaaaaaawesome! Totally getting Andy to buy me a longboard for my birthday