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BritGAF |OT4| - "Our Only Goal In Life Is To Become As Alpha As Possible"

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Jackben

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
You have to strike sure and true. You may not yet be ready, grasshopper.
Chinner said:
you can either get like a shoe and smash, or just put a glass on top it, then glide a piece of paper underneither so youve got it contained and throw it out the ront door
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I used to do the latter as I had a truce with spiders if they didn't bother me I would let them out alive since they do a service eating the more annoying bugs.

Then one (or more?) of them bit the shit out of my girlfriend, we only noticed when we woke up and found three huge bites on her body.

Truce over, stomp on sight status re-activated
 
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Chinner

Banned
yeah my girlfriend is all anti-killing and stuff so i used to be a paragon and escort them out of the house. then we started to see 2-3 beasts a day and she has a pretty bad spider phobia mixed with her anxiety/depression made her into a mess and was controlling her life.

it got personal, so i got personal. got to make sure they don't come back alive, you know: make a message that is loud and clear.
 
NinjaBoiX

NinjaBoiX

Member
Reknoc said:
theres a big ass spider on the door frame to the coal shed where my freezer and fridge is trying to get a drink is like trying to defuse a bomb or something. Hold my breath and carefully go in and not to alert it.
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Feed it pizza.

hurr hurr
Jedeye Sniv said:
I honestly don't think I was being personal. Anyone who can't see that by that point the rant had reached fever pitch and I was just piling absurd bullshit on top of it has the reading comprehension of a framecounter. Is there no room for rhetoric bullshit on the Internet??

And tbh, after my grandstanding opener, I calmed down a bit and engaged with what people were saying. But people do not react at all well when you take a big runny shit all over their childhoods it seems!

I still maintain it wasn't personal, it was general bile directed at an amorphous group of fans, who gives a shit? We've all had worse directed at us personally in our lives. I am a bit sad they didn't have more fight in them though, it wasn't particularly fun when they don't even defend it properly. It's like picking puppies. But yeah, wrong thread, wrong tone. Uh oh now people don't like me. WHatever shall I do??

I figure, if I'm going to be a dick, I might as well be a dick on purpose.
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Mate, I know your humour, so I could see which way you intended it; as a cheeky dig with no malice. But GAF in general hasn't had the pleasure of your amiable, if slightly acerbic company!

It was stuff like, "take a long hard look at your life" that seemed personal. You could've worded it in a slightly more subtle way.

"I don't like what you like, so you should re-evaluate your life" is kind of out of line IMO. Said jokingly to a friend, fair enough. But as an almost anonymous remark to a large group of individuals, you can understand their ire.

Hate the player, don't hate the game!

Wait...
 
CHEEZMO™

CHEEZMO™

Obsidian fan
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I cant
 
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f0rk

Member
Guys I found Justin timberlakes album tracks from 20/20.
They're all on part 2

I've been sleeping on haim though, this album is great
 
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SmokyDave

Member
Chinner said:
yeah my girlfriend is all anti-killing and stuff so i used to be a paragon and escort them out of the house. then we started to see 2-3 beasts a day and she has a pretty bad spider phobia mixed with her anxiety/depression made her into a mess and was controlling her life.

it got personal, so i got personal. got to make sure they don't come back alive, you know: make a message that is loud and clear.
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Can't argue with that code of ethics.

The way I see it is that I'd never kill a spider if it's outdoors. If it comes into my house, I'm terminating it with extreme prejudice.
 
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Wunder

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Hello BritGAF!

Kind of disappeared from the thread after Eurogamer, but hopefully I can attend the next meet!

Went down to Oxford Circus again and that place is seriously packed 24/7, I don't even want to imagine what it would look like on a public holiday or weekend. Bought a bunch of winter-y/autumnal stuff in preparation. Having always lived inches away from the equator I was never in dire need of a sweater or hoodie, let alone a heavy duty jacket or peacoat. Can't wait for cold weather! Kindof.
 
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jimbor

Banned
Jed, I don't think you have anything to apologise for. Quality rant, in the right thread. Job done.

The post 150 quip was the best bit.
 
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JonathanEx

Member
I'm watching BBC Two. Peter Andre is hosting Buzzcocks, and was trying to do a "Who am I?" style question. Ana Matronic butted in with "You're Jordan's ex-husband". Cooold. It was ace.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Let the hoover do the killing guys, doing it with a melee weapon is pretty junior psychopath type shit. Next chinner will be hanging dead cats around the outside of his house.
 
NinjaBoiX

NinjaBoiX

Member
JonathanEx said:
I'm watching BBC Two. Peter Andre is hosting Buzzcocks, and was trying to do a "Who am I?" style question. Ana Matronic butted in with "You're Jordan's ex-husband". Cooold. It was ace.
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I remember at some TV awards show, Jaimie Winstone getting introduced on stage to hand out an award with some other guy. Let's say it was Danny Dyer for arguments sake. The presenter dude was like, "and we have Danny Dyer from The Football Factory, and Jaimie Winstone from, um, Ray Winstone."

Her face was priceless!
 
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Mikeside

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Spider killers suck.

Spiders are awesome. There's an awesome spider that lives in the attic most of the time and hangs out in my room all the time. He's called Gerald and he wouldn't hurt a single one of you. YOU COULD AT LEAST RETURN THE FAVOUR, YOU GUISE.
 
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JonathanEx

Member
Cookie Monster will be on Newsnight in a little bit (after a serious interview thing). This and Sex Box? Best night of telly in a while.
 
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Chinner

Banned
IamMikeside said:
Spider killers suck.

Spiders are awesome. There's an awesome spider that lives in the attic most of the time and hangs out in my room all the time. He's called Gerald and he wouldn't hurt a single one of you. YOU COULD AT LEAST RETURN THE FAVOUR, YOU GUISE.
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spiders arnt going to sleep with you
 
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dapperbandit

Banned
What I tend to do with spiders is this.

I start with the glass and the bit of paper, trap them inside and whatnot. Usually this is the part where you throw the little fellow away. Not me.

What I do is I stick him in a little zip lock bag. See, your common house spider can survive without food or oxygen for months. And we get a lot of spiders inside the house and out, wolf spiders in particular like to make webs on the windows. So I catch them and introduce them to the bag. This goes on for a few months, at which point the bag has like 50 spiders in it.

Then, when the mood hits me, I get the bag and go to the bathroom. There, I strip naked and climb into the empty bathtub and, suspending the bag above myself and open the zip.

There's two kinds of orgasm. There's the first kind, which is mind blowing the first time but becomes fairly standard over time.

Then there's the "I'm covered in writhing, swarming arachnids" orgasm.



I should write more erotic fiction I'm really good at it
 
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Mikeside

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dapperbandit said:
What I tend to do with spiders is this.

I start with the glass and the bit of paper, trap them inside and whatnot. Usually this is the part where you throw the little fellow away. Not me.

What I do is I stick him in a little zip lock bag. See, your common house spider can survive without food or oxygen for months. And we get a lot of spiders inside the house and out, wolf spiders in particular like to make webs on the windows. So I catch them and introduce them to the bag. This goes on for a few months, at which point the bag has like 50 spiders in it.

Then, when the mood hits me, I get the bag and go to the bathroom. There, I strip naked and climb into the empty bathtub and, suspending the bag above myself and open the zip.

There's two kinds of orgasm. There's the first kind, which is mind blowing the first time but becomes fairly standard over time.

Then there's the "I'm covered in writhing, swarming arachnids" orgasm.



I should write more erotic fiction I'm really good at it
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more pls


hurry

Chinner said:
spiders arnt going to sleep with you
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You can't possibly know that.
 
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afoni

Banned
I've been lazy as of late, but after that post I'll probably need to up my game.

When you least expect it, I'll arrive.
 
Heavy's Sandvich

Heavy's Sandvich

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When's you Birthday: June init
Where do you live: London
Where are you from: London
Occupation/University: Vocational Training (Barrister)
Favourite Actor/Actress: Al Pacino
Favourite Band/Artist: At the Drive-In
Favourite TV Show: Monkey Dust
Favourite Crisps: Prawn Cocktail Walkers
Favourite Biscuit: Fox's Viennese Melts
Favourite Pokémon: Lickitung
Ant or Dec: I wish both were blinded by paint balls
Stalactites or Stalagmites: Stalagmites
 
Jedeye Sniv

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Heavy's Sandvich said:
Anyone else from London you muppets?
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You missed the meet you muppet! We were all just up there last week, was a blast.

also, good morning everyone! Nice to wake up and find I'm not banned.

Still got a godawful cold, was going to call in sick this morning until I checked my emails and found a bunch of urgent stuff from the deputy head that I needed to be in the office for. Fuuuuuuuuck! Feel like death :(
 
Musha_Soturi

Musha_Soturi

Member
Tuesday morning, Doom song is going round in my head.

Also really, really can't be bothered today. If I get shit loads done I may have a sick day tomorrow and just play GTAV all day.
 
Jedeye Sniv

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Musha_Soturi said:
Tuesday morning, Doom song is going round in my head.

Also really, really can't be bothered today. If I get shit loads done I may have a sick day tomorrow and just play GTAV all day.
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what, as in the music from the game Doom? The act of recall has now stuck it in my head too.

I really wish I was at home right now, tired, ill and a bit bored, it's quiet at work now that I got the emergency sorted. Godamn it.
 
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Deaf Spacker

Memb
Oh my god, I've just read the first few pages of the COD Ghosts PC specifications thread.

The specs can't be right, if they are then I'm going to curl up into a ball and cry.
 
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