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[Mikeside]

I don't think I have the patience to wait for nextgen MGSV. I want it asap, gimme that current gen version I don't give a fuck

So racist with your ethnocentric views on the sounds women should make. Who are we to judge in our ivory towers??

Anyway, my problem for today is that there is a very pretty girl I used to go to school with on my FB feed who is constantly talking about New World Order/Chemtrails/WAKE UP shit and it's so annoying. But she posts the most amazing selfpics of her face which is quite lovely so I don't want to block her.

Hmm, what do?

Save pics to your ipad, have a quick wank then delete her

 

[SteveWD40]

Save pics to your ipad, have a quick wank then delete her

 

[8bit]

So racist with your ethnocentric views on the sounds women should make. Who are we to judge in our ivory towers??

Anyway, my problem for today is that there is a very pretty girl I used to go to school with on my FB feed who is constantly talking about New World Order/Chemtrails/WAKE UP shit and it's so annoying. But she posts the most amazing selfpics of her face which is quite lovely so I don't want to block her.

Hmm, what do?

Unlearn English.

edit

Wanking also an acceptable answer.

 

[donkey show]

So racist with your ethnocentric views on the sounds women should make. Who are we to judge in our ivory towers??

Anyway, my problem for today is that there is a very pretty girl I used to go to school with on my FB feed who is constantly talking about New World Order/Chemtrails/WAKE UP shit and it's so annoying. But she posts the most amazing selfpics of her face which is quite lovely so I don't want to block her.

Hmm, what do?

Sounds like you need to post pics for GAF to decide.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Donkey show is right. Share the love.

Hot water wasn't working so I decided 'fuck university for today'

Kinda worried they might get mad and try to kick me out despite the fact that my grades are good. Will probably have to send an email off about that.

what am I reading

 

[TCRS]

So was Uncharted the big announcement? No TLOU on PS4? :/

 

[Hot Coldman]

So was Uncharted the big announcement? No TLOU on PS4? :/

It was the only game announced, with a boring trailer too.

 

[SKINNER!]

So racist with your ethnocentric views on the sounds women should make. Who are we to judge in our ivory towers??

Anyway, my problem for today is that there is a very pretty girl I used to go to school with on my FB feed who is constantly talking about New World Order/Chemtrails/WAKE UP shit and it's so annoying. But she posts the most amazing selfpics of her face which is quite lovely so I don't want to block her.

Hmm, what do?

PM her saying that you're a member of the illuminati and then direct her to neogaf.

 

[QuicheFontaine]

Any of you guys tried the Oculus Rift? I had a go on one yesterday and it was flipping sweet. Have resolved to buy a gaming rig + (consumer version) rift next year.

 

[Chinner]

what am I reading

sounds like a 1st year. looks like your no longer the thread babby green scar.

 

[dapperbandit]

So racist with your ethnocentric views on the sounds women should make. Who are we to judge in our ivory towers??

Anyway, my problem for today is that there is a very pretty girl I used to go to school with on my FB feed who is constantly talking about New World Order/Chemtrails/WAKE UP shit and it's so annoying. But she posts the most amazing selfpics of her face which is quite lovely so I don't want to block her.

Hmm, what do?

I would just subtly mess with her

Create a second FB account with some vaguely high class foreign name that has a "von" between names and the surname ends in Burg. Use some kind of US Federal symbol as the account picture. Then comment through that profile on her posts, saying things like "we've been very interested in what you have to say" and "we would advise you to cease this activity". Then, using your knowledge of who she is, give credence to this shady insider account by telling her you know where she went to school, how old she is, yada yada. Then tell her she's on "the list" and never use the account again.

 

[Chinner]

talking to kentpaul, hes told me he quit gaf as it was too addictive and he was fed up of mushas sensual teasing that made life too difficult for him.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I would just subtly mess with her

Create a second FB account with some vaguely high class foreign name that has a "von" between names and the surname ends in Burg. Use some kind of US Federal symbol as the account picture. Then comment through that profile on her posts, saying things like "we've been very interested in what you have to say" and "we would advise you to cease this activity". Then, using your knowledge of who she is, give credence to this shady insider account by telling her you know where she went to school, how old she is, yada yada. Then tell her she's on "the list" and never use the account again.

I LOVE THIS. That's my weekend sorted.

 

[Nerdkiller]

It was the only game announced, with a boring trailer too.

Another Uncharted? I couldn't care less about the series. I just hope they let Lightbox develop Warhawk 2 already, because that (and TimeSplitters Rewind) are the only shooters I really care about right now.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I would just subtly mess with her

Create a second FB account with some vaguely high class foreign name that has a "von" between names and the surname ends in Burg. Use some kind of US Federal symbol as the account picture. Then comment through that profile on her posts, saying things like "we've been very interested in what you have to say" and "we would advise you to cease this activity". Then, using your knowledge of who she is, give credence to this shady insider account by telling her you know where she went to school, how old she is, yada yada. Then tell her she's on "the list" and never use the account again.

You are the perfect bastard :lol

 

[Mikeside]

I would just subtly mess with her

Create a second FB account with some vaguely high class foreign name that has a "von" between names and the surname ends in Burg. Use some kind of US Federal symbol as the account picture. Then comment through that profile on her posts, saying things like "we've been very interested in what you have to say" and "we would advise you to cease this activity". Then, using your knowledge of who she is, give credence to this shady insider account by telling her you know where she went to school, how old she is, yada yada. Then tell her she's on "the list" and never use the account again.

This is why you're one of my favourite people

 

[dapperbandit]

It's nice to know my imaginative sadism is appreciated somewhere

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dapperbandit is one smart cookie. Humour often comes easy to those folk!

But it's a genuinely sound idea. Airtight even. I'd do it Jed, for shiggles if nowt else.

 

[Nerdkiller]

For some reason, MS congratulated Sony on it's PS4 launch.

I mean, come on. What happened to the days when games companies gave back handed insults at each other?

 

[dapperbandit]

It's mindgames nerdkiller

They are trying to inspire good feelings with the consumer base by appearing to be the "bigger man" in the console war by congratulating Sony despite Sony repeatedly rubbing their noses in it by shit talking Microsoft during their conferences.

 

[Nerdkiller]

It's mindgames nerdkiller

They are trying to inspire good feelings with the consumer base by appearing to be the "bigger man" in the console war by congratulating Sony despite Sony repeatedly rubbing their noses in it by shit talking Microsoft during their conferences.

Well...I just miss the direct insults. Perhaps in a more passive aggressive manner?

Also, just call me NK. No need for all those words. Much like the Buttocks who is Crazy.

 

[Hot Coldman]

It's hard to convince people your products aren't just for teenage boys when you treat the competition with the attitude of schoolchildren.

Not that the odd dig is bad (Sony at E3) but they're not always needed (Sony at Gamescom).

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

It's bad enough fans slinging shit at each other in the dumbass console wars, I'm happy the industry has grown up a bit and isn't encouraging it so much. It's just so fucking dumb. Anyone that can get their ire up over a games console not being for them is a twat of the highest order.

Games though, we can slag on the games all day. FUCK POKEMENS 4 LYF!

 

[Jackben]

EDIT: wrong thread

 

[Nerdkiller]

Is that Ranulph Fiennes I see on Countdown?

 

[Little Old Man]

3DS XL purchased. I don't need no wonkey donkey console with a bad HDMI port. I've got Mario now!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Dreamcast is a ginger kid nobody likes?

How prophetic.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Also Shorty Blacklist is actually kinda good. It's like Conviction but significantly less shit. If you get it on tree-siddy add me cos I've not touched co-op due to being on my tod and wanna play it.

 

[SKINNER!]

Just realised what your avatar is Nerdkiller. I approve.

Also Shorty Blacklist is actually kinda good. It's like Conviction but significantly less shit. If you get it on tree-siddy add me cos I've not touched co-op due to being on my tod and wanna play it.

Was going to get da PS Triple version since my XBL Gold ran out
Perhaps I can pick up a 6 month one cheap somewhere.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Also Shorty Blacklist is actually kinda good. It's like Conviction but significantly less shit. If you get it on tree-siddy add me cos I've not touched co-op due to being on my tod and wanna play it.

Mind if I get in on this? I was meant to hook up with Ninj last weekend but I didn't get on till late... Babies, etc.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Was going to get da PS Triple version since my XBL Gold ran out
Perhaps I can pick up a 6 month one cheap somewhere.

Eh, I'd feel bad if you went through the hassle.

Mind if I get in on this? I was meant to hook up with Ninj last weekend but I didn't get on till late... Babies, etc.

Sure. My GT is in my profile, just let me know when you wanna play.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Yeah Meat, I wasn't on last weekend either. I'll be around most of this weekend though. I'm out tonight, but I'll definitely be able to play tomorrow or Sunday.

Me you and CHEEZMO should do some SvM. That ilnadmy guy who OPed the LTTP thread was wanting some multiplayer action too. I think he sent me an FR. Obviously co-op will have to be teamed up on an ad-hoc basis! I really want to try that out though, those co-op breach doors are driving me nuts.

Good game man, I like how slick Sam looks sneaking around slitting throats and capping fools. Like a Ninja!

 

[Nerdkiller]

More Jim'll Paint It nonsense.

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the exorcism of 12 year old girl Regan MacNeil by the priests Father Ted Crilly and Father Dougal McGuire. Imagine everything that could go wrong has gone wrong.

Cheers,

Leo Nico

Just realised what your avatar is Nerdkiller. I approve.

*nods head in proudness.*

 

[Screaming Meat]

Sure. My GT is in my profile, just let me know when you wanna play.

Nice one.

Yeah Meat, I wasn't on last weekend either. I'll be around most of this weekend though. I'm out tonight, but I'll definitely be able to play tomorrow or Sunday.

Me you and CHEEZMO should do some SvM. That ilnadmy guy who OPed the LTTP thread was wanting some multiplayer action too. I think he sent me an FR. Obviously co-op will have to be teamed up on an ad-hoc basis! I really want to try that out though, those co-op breach doors are driving me nuts.

Good game man, I like how slick Sam looks sneaking around slitting throats and capping fools. Like a Ninja!

Yeah, it is a cracking return to form methinks. Cool, well up SvM.

 

[f0rk]

Has anyone been to Thought Bubble before? It's some comic con thing in Leeds next week, it seems like it might be a good place to get some stuff for the walls of my flat. Already got my Olly Moss heroes framed.

 

[SKINNER!]

Eh, I'd feel bad if you went through the hassle.

Well, I did pick up GTA5 for the 360 too. Still need to complete the story but assuming the community is still active after the new consoles are out then perhaps that'll motivate me to get gold too.

 

[afoni]

so youve skipped one day and you're afraid of being kicked out of university?

This is about day number 10.

 

[Symphonia]

Why the fuck can't I find the option to chat to eBay through online chat? It's telling me to phone them but as they fucking know, I don't have a fucking phone and they fucking owe me £354.99 the fucking fucks.

 

[Mikeside]

Why the fuck can't I find the option to chat to eBay through online chat? It's telling me to phone them but as they fucking know, I don't have a fucking phone and they fucking owe me £354.99 the fucking fucks.

Maybe grab one of the £15 PAYG ones from Tesco?

 

[Symphonia]

Maybe grab one of the £15 PAYG ones from Tesco?

Its not even that I don't have a phone that pisses me off. They PROMISED (and I have proof) me a final value fee of £354.99 and yet they've credited me £30. Fucking £30 - wow, thats gonna get me fucking far.

 

[Hot Coldman]

GAF December meet is same time as VGX

welp sorry guys see you next year ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[afoni]

GAF December meet is same time as VGX

welp sorry guys see you next year ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

not sure if you're serious or not

 

[Hot Coldman]

not sure if you're serious or not

Yes.

 

[Mikeside]

Yes.

Nonoo, fuck VGX, come hang out - we can watch it after or something

 

[afoni]

We can all pile into someone's house and watch it stone cold fucked off our nuts.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Nonoo, fuck VGX, come hang out - we can watch it after or something

Spoiler

putting cool secrets inside tags so only people quoting can see it is only cool if they see it ;_;

 

[Hystzen]

Ok you losers who still play Pokemons do I pick up X or Y tomorrow.

Also I'm currently masturbating over the Peace Walker rankings on last page that game is easily 2nd best MGS game.

 

[Vashetti]

fuck captain morgan's spiced rum

 

[Hot Coldman]

Ok you losers who still play Pokemons do I pick up X or Y tomorrow.

Flip a coin.

 

[dapperbandit]

The GAF meet is a saturday, I'll watch the whole thing on Sunday, and not touch the internet inbetween.