dapperbandit
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I dabbled with a penis once before. I wouldn't do it again, but I see no problem with it.
the way you've said this makes me picture at the top of a tower dissecting one as thunder and lightning blast outside
I dabbled with a penis once before. I wouldn't do it again, but I see no problem with it.
Here it is, we chatted about it in September: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81297569&postcount=7109
You're doing god's work, son.I know we've hit the point where it's awkward so we should stop but this story is too good.
So to explain his sexuality, my friend explained the following scenario we then dubbed "Schrodinger's Blowjob". So imagine - it's pitch black, and you're getting a blowjob. It's really good. Like, the best blowjob ever. And you turn on the light, it's a man - why should that destroy it, it's the best blowjob. Or something.
So yeah, Schrodinger's Blowjob. Glad to pass that on.
So if I understand the analogy correctly, until you cum you are either gay, straight or both?Oh and with this sexuality talk, is it a good time to bring up Schrodinger's Blowjob again?
He once dabbled in the Cock Arts.the way you've said this makes me picture at the top of a tower dissecting one as thunder and lightning blast outside
You're all three until you 'open the box' (turn on the light). Gay, straight, bisexual.So if I understand the analogy correctly, until you cum you are either gay, straight or both?
Man, his cat was less of a headfuck...
He once dabbled in the Cock Arts.
Cheez why did you pick one of the few pics for your avatar where she doesn't have her hair-drills? That's a fail.
i'm being told that nobody had sex last night and that i am imagining it
i need medical help
I'm sure somebody had sex last night
I got a blowy.
Handjob and partial blowjob.What did you do?
Handjob and partial blowjob.
I got a blowy.
I gave one.
I had a ménage à moi.
Handjob and partial blowjob.
I was thinking of a melted cheese steak ciabatta with sauteed mushrooms and onions last night. That might've made me act a bit funny and sexy.
(While on the subject, it's taken me years to find a place in my local area that serves them, after the last place I went to get my fix - Quayside pub in Southampton - shut down some time ago. But it turns out the scummy pub I otherwise avoid on a night out serves them during the day, and they're actually quite tasty too. Sauceome!)
Yesh, next summer most likely. Are you Manchester too? So that'll be me, you, Steve, CHEEZMO, anyone else?
Shit, LondonGAF got some competition.
Don't pick Trafford bit shithole mate
I thought spammy Tash was dead.
CHEEZMO;93338872 said:It's the best art piece in the entire game that's why.
Not Manchester, Merseyside, so practically down the road!
Moving for work? Closer to family etc?
Is the estate where they filmed the first few series of Shameless there?
Yesh, next summer most likely. Are you Manchester too? So that'll be me, you, Steve, CHEEZMO, anyone else?
Shit, LondonGAF got some competition.
WHY IS HER HAIR PINK!? WHY DO ALL ANNIE-MAY CHARACTERS HAVE WEIRD COLOURED HAIR!?CHEEZMO™;93352711 said:I mean seriously
Spam Tash is best Tash
Has nothing to do with frequency of posts, just quality. Spamming the same picture 6 times doesn't really add much to the discussion. Tales of roomate drama and pub apprenticeship have always been great though.This, fuck the haters, I miss Tash posting more
Her hair was originally brown, yep. Doesn't really explain why her best friend's hair is blue though.Has nothing to do with frequency of posts, just quality. Spamming the same picture 6 times doesn't really add much to the discussion. Tales of roomate drama and pub apprenticeship have always been great though.
Her hair was originally brown, yep. Doesn't really explain why her best friend's hair is blue though.Has nothing to do with frequency of posts, just quality. Spamming the same picture 6 times doesn't really add much to the discussion. Tales of roomate drama and pub apprenticeship have always been great though.
I thought it was funny. Far more valuable than a critique of somebody else's posting patterns
Both really. I'm bored of my work and Sunderland in general, and my brother lives down there. He lives with his missus who has very kindly offered to put me up if needs be until I find my feet.Not Manchester, Merseyside, so practically down the road!
Moving for work? Closer to family etc?
Yiss.You don't know me as I'm new here. But MancGAF represent!.
Hey don't discriminate against people who are left handed.
.No!!! Not yet. 23rd.
The problem is someone has to arrange it, and clearly no one up North is organised enough.
Exchange, not opening
It says on the gift page the exchange ended December 7th.We confessing to our gifts now?
We confessing to our gifts now?
CHEEZMO;93358525 said:I'd be up for a MancGAF meet. If I can hang out with a hundred total strangers in an overpriced bar off Canal Street then I'm sure I could manage seeing you creeps.
It says on the gift page the exchange ended December 7th.
I don't have much to talk about right now, I mean if you wanna chat and stuff you know where I am brah ^_^Tash, we already lost Kent, and you hardly post at all anymore. I miss your impish whimsy man. Come back into the fold fella, we got your back. Don't listen to the naysayers.
CHEEZMO;93358525 said:I'd be up for a MancGAF meet. If I can hang out with a hundred total strangers in an overpriced bar off Canal Street then I'm sure I could manage seeing you creeps.
No!!! Not yet. 23rd.
The problem is someone has to arrange it, and clearly no one up North is organised enough.
Exchange, not opening
No!!! Not yet. 23rd.
It's been mentioned once or twice in the threadIf only we'd discussed it a million times already! Hah
hey guys what's going on here did someone reveal their santee by accident
Jackben got me a dragon dildo