Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
She's usually cool but my brother in law told her that a gay guy and his mate came onto me (which is kind of true) and now she wants to know what the fuck happened in the pub. I would tell her if I knew I swear. They both tried on my glasses and then it got a bit weird. I'm a bit confused to be honst.
just go to bed, sleep it off, deal with that in the morning
shouldn't be too tricky to get out of that, maybe say she can have a go with a lessa and you can watch from the cupboard