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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZt_ypjUbw

 

[SuperSah]

Fuck blue shells.

I had the lead for the whole damn race.

 

[afoni]

Fuck blue shells.

I had the lead for the whole damn race.

Worst timed pinball ever.

 

[SuperSah]

Once again, had the lead then fucking moving tables got in the fucking way.

RAGE SO MUCH

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hopefully this means what I think it means

Uma Thurman just ran up the bannister in the House of Blue Leaves, that fucking shot man.... :O

 

[afoni]

There's a reason it's called Koopa City, bitch.

 

[AcridMeat]

I need to stop looking at the internet before rounds, I keep missing the start.

 

[SuperSah]

There's a reason it's called Koopa City, bitch.

Mate, I almost won if it weren't for your well placed red shells.

 

[afoni]

Mate, I almost won if it weren't for your well placed red shells.

If your first shell at the start hadn't hit, you wouldn't have seen me for the whole race.

 

[Symphonia]

It took me just as long to write this post out as it did to upload the photo.

 

[AcridMeat]

Now that was a god damned race.

off for shower

 

[afoni]

skill at the finish line

WHITEWASH

 

[SuperSah]

Now that was a god damned race.

That was sick, intense shit there.

I'm done for the night guys, epic races!

 

[afoni]

Who did I shell at the last moment? That was a crowning moment for me, avoiding 3 green shells and then hitting someone else to get the win.

 

[SuperSah]

Who did I shell at the last moment? That was a crowning moment for me, avoiding 3 green shells and then hitting someone else to get the win.

Acridrain. I dodged one and got 2nd.

 

[afoni]

Not gonna lie, I was shitting myself when I saw that someone had 3 green shells on the final stretch when we were all right next to each other.

 

[SuperSah]

Not gonna lie, I was shitting myself when I saw that someone had 3 green shells on the final stretch when we were all right next to each other.

That would of been me!

I tried to line it up but you was too swift to hit.

 

[Rubbish King]

RIO 2 BITCHES


RIO FUCKING TWO





SO HAPPY RITE NAO

I'm either too drunk or too old. Either way, I didn't understand a word of that.

You're not old, message me via the service you used last time

Boddingtons sometimes.

terrible.

It took me just as long to write this post out as it did to upload the photo.

i have jd do you want pik

 

[afoni]

After tonight we can agree that I am objectively the best at Mario Kart 7 on BritGAF*, right?

Spoiler

*BGBW cannot refute this as he is unavailable and as such unable to prove me wrong

 

[SuperSah]

After tonight we can agree that I am objectively the best at Mario Kart 7 on BritGAF*, right?

Spoiler

*BGBW cannot refute this as he is unavailable and as such unable to prove me wrong

I'd say we're even, we both won a lot, so let's agree we're even.

 

[afoni]

I'd say we're even, we both won a lot, so let's agree we're even.

I came first 6 times out of 8 and the only times I lost were because of blue shells.

I am objectively the best.

 

[SuperSah]

I came first 6 times out of 8 and the only times I lost were because of blue shells.

I am objectively the best.

We'll crown you best another after another two sets.

Tomorrow? Had a good time.

 

[afoni]

It was a definitive statement, not a request to the throne.

I am the throne.

 

[Rubbish King]

i fukin luv u cunts so much

 

[NinjaBoiX]

i fukin luv u cunts so much

I'm drunk too Tash.

You're cool budi.

 

[Übermatik]

i fukin luv u cunts so much

*Applause*

 

[afoni]

big pete phoned

tash is on the floor right now browsing gaf on his phone and laughing hysterically

 

[xist]

I'm starting to think Big Pete is a euphemism for something other than an angry chap with wood.

 

[Mikeside]

Damn you drunk bastards.
I'm designated driver on a night out... just went outside to find the girl everyone was worried about and make sure she's not getting raped or something... only to find she was inside the whole time.


so now I'm outside and they're not letting me back in, stone cold sober & boreeeeeeedddd of this night.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Damn you drunk bastards.
I'm designated driver on a night out... just went outside to find the girl everyone was worried about and make sure she's not getting raped or something... only to find she was inside the whole time.


so now I'm outside and they're not letting me back in, stone cold sober & boreeeeeeedddd of this night.

Damn Mike, that's rough!

 

[Mikeside]

Damn Mike, that's rough!

its OK they came out and we're waiting for a pizza

 

[faridmon]

God I hate football, they've already started talking about it in work. Really hope I get this new job.

I honestly don't think I could be with a guy who liked football.

So drunk roller skating happened. Extreme drunk skating may happen later on when I'm done with this bottle of wine.

Not much else to do stuck in a caravan for the weekend.

and here I thought we had a thing.

ITS OVER!

 

[Rubbish King]

its OK they came out and we're waiting for a pizza

feed me pizza

 

[NinjaBoiX]

feed me pizza

I'll slap you across the chops with a big sloppy slice of pepperoni.

 

[Rubbish King]

I want a fag so fuckin bad u bluds

 

[Lirlond]

Fuuuck. Had to wait around in work because the alarm wouldn't arm. Only just getting home. Building up Brownie points with the managers though.

 

[afoni]

I want a fag so fuckin bad u bluds

ask jordan for 4 quid

 

[Hystzen]

This show had Mark Hamill voice an insane dolphin channelling Hannibal Lecter, so it can hire as many shitty actors as it wants tbh, it's done enough good

Besides, I liked Karen in Who.

doesn't matter because June Diane Raphael > all on the show

 

[AcridMeat]

I want a fag so fuckin bad u bluds

SF has plenty hohohohoohoho

 

[Symphonia]

Good morning, GAF.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Morning drunkards, how are we all today?

 

[Symphonia]

Morning drunkards, how are we all today?

Feeling the wrath of a hangover from hell. And pissed off because the fucking dog has broken my external HDD.

 

[8bit]

Spoofing MAC addresses to collect Pink Puzzle pieces for the 3DS while trying to work up the momentum to get off my chair and fix the taillight on the car. Don't see this happening for a few hours.

 

[SteveWD40]

Crying, Reem lost again...

 

[SKINNER!]

Spoiler

Probably the only decent thing the Bucs got going for them

Crying, Reem lost again...

Dammit Overeem, And he practically dominated that first round too. why you not block properly? Why?! you steroid freak. Let BritGAF down.

 

[AcridMeat]

Spoiler

Probably the only decent thing the Bucs got going for them

Why the hell do you know what the Bucs are even?

 

[SKINNER!]

'cus their players usually come over here to do private security work for more money (Salary Cap not dishin' out the' mad stacks to NFL players yo) during the Manchester derby. Man City get their security suspiciously cheap from South Asia so it balances itself out.

Spoiler

I've been following the sport since '09 and I route for the Lions. Please hold your pity laughter for the next meetup.

 

[AcridMeat]

I can't possibly hold my laughter that long my dear shorty.

HA HAAAAA

Really though the Lions aren't so bad these days. But I hate football, I mean our shitty eggball football.

 

[Rubbish King]

Well i drank half a bottle of JD last night... and i have work later...better get some motherfucking breakfast in me

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Well i drank half a bottle of JD last night... and i have work later...better get some motherfucking breakfast in me

Half? You're doing it wrong.