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[AcridMeat]

People who have played Payday 2, I just had a dream that was loosely based on the meth lab level, except it was daytime and it was a crapload of brit-gaf and I, not characters.

I had a long discussion about what knives I was going to wield in my hands when we made our run for the escape. At one point they were butter knives.

This happened while sleeping for 9 1/2 hours, fuck.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

So Donkin is cool, he's chilled out nicely. I just spent two hours catching up with him and Jay that I haven't in years too. Good times!

Also, it's Donkin's birthday party on Sunday, so I need recommendations for an 80's themed costume. Donkin is Hulk Hogan and Jay is, fittingly enough, Jason Voorhees. So far, I've had:

Smurf - too much painting
Ewok - too hot/expensive
Oddjob - suit and bowler hat? Fuck that

Throw out suggestions if you please.

I actually have the right hair to do that cosplay right now.

I quoted this merely for relevance to my post.

Sadetar was Rose.

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At the time I was singing along quite loudly to Jessie J... I have recollection of singing some NSync on skype to TLoU lot...

This is a tune:

Amerie - 1 Thing

Great drums, funky horns, sassy vocal, incredible video.

Pop music can be awesome.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Also, it's Donkin's birthday party on Sunday, so I need recommendations for an 80's themed costume. Donkin is Hulk Hogan and Jay is, fittingly enough, Jason Voorhees. So far, I've had:

Smurf - too much painting
Ewok - too hot/expensive
Oddjob - suit and bowler hat? Fuck that

Throw out suggestions if you please.

Michael Knight
Any Thundercat
Marty McFly
Karate Kid

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Michael Knight
Any Thundercat
Marty McFly
Karate Kid

Not enough chest hair.
Too much work, not enough muscles.
You could be on to something! But J. Fox has lustrous locks.
Will get asked to do the crane kick while drunk. Will fall over and injure myself.

 

[xist]

Go as Templeton "Faceman" Peck in disguise as NinjaBoiX.

 

[AcridMeat]

Not enough chest hair.
Too much work, not enough muscles.
You could be on to something! But J. Fox has lustrous locks.
Will get asked to do the crane kick while drunk. Will fall over and injure myself.

Party pooper.

Be this guy (Return of the Living Dead),

edit: Alternatively just carry around a wicker basket. If anyone asks say you don't want to look in there it's my siamese twin brother.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Not enough chest hair.
Too much work, not enough muscles.
You could be on to something! But J. Fox has lustrous locks.
Will get asked to do the crane kick while drunk. Will fall over and injure myself.

Hmm, non-lustrous locks characters

Ming the Merciless
Jean-Luc Picard
Strickland from BttF
Lex Luther
Blofeld
The Kurgen
Freddy Krueger

 

[Symphonia]

That walk hone was 'orrible.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Go as Templeton "Faceman" Peck in disguise as NinjaBoiX.

I like the lack of effort required with this suggestion.

Party pooper.

Be this guy (Return of the Living Dead),

edit: Alternatively just carry around a wicker basket. If anyone asks say you don't want to look in there it's my siamese twin brother.

Unfortunately, this would be required:

Hmm, non-lustrous locks characters

Ming the Merciless
Jean-Luc Picard
Strickland from BttF
Lex Luther

Poific!

I get to tell my mates what a bunch of fucking slackers they are.

Very cool pic fräulein-san! Did you manage to do the kick?

 

[xist]

I like the lack of effort required with this suggestion.

Minimum effort, maximum results. See how convincingly you can go in disguise as yourself...

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Poific!

I get to tell my mates what a bunch of fucking slackers they are.

Very cool pic fräulein-san! Did you manage to do the kick?

Badly. I don't have very good balance.

 

[SteveWD40]

was thinking Revolver Ocelot for you. Sometime antagonist but his heart's in the right place, and he makes every game better by his presence.

Too deep, I was just basing it on growing my hair / beard...

 

[Deleted member 231381]

9 days until I'm no longer a Junior. :')

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Too deep, I was just basing it on growing my hair / beard...

I played all the MGS games this year so I feel the need to display my knowledge to people who might appreciate it. Because nobody I know irl gives a fuck.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

9 days until I'm no longer a Junior. :')

What is your first thread going to be?

I played all the MGS games this year so I feel the need to display my knowledge to people who might appreciate it. Because nobody I know irl gives a fuck.

You should talk to my mate Glen. He's a Kojima fanboy. He just talks and talks about the intricacies of the story.

My screensaver timeout is set to 30 seconds for his loquacious Metal Gear diatribes.


Tash, this is my new lager of choice:

Fucking nectar I tells ya!

 

[Symphonia]

Nothing beats ending a Wednesday night like dropping a giant deuce or two. Now for The Office US and a cuppa before I go bed. Early start tomorrow.

 

[Rubbish King]

Not so much lately
Tash is too busy for me

Sorry I'll be on tomorrow eve! We shall have a mighty catch up

The only way to revive it is to announce that you're coming back to London for Eurogamer Expo/the next meetup

yeah what the hell evilore, you havent met the best member of britgaf yet who sadly couldnt make the mini-meet

 

[BGBW]

yeah what the hell evilore, you havent met the best member of britgaf yet who sadly couldnt make the mini-meet

Yeah, I wish I could meet Chinner too.

 

[afoni]

Yeah, I wish I could meet Chinner too.

Is that my new pseudonym?

 

[Rubbish King]

What is your first thread going to be?

You should talk to my mate Glen. He's a Kojima fanboy. He just talks and talks about the intricacies of the story.

My screensaver timeout is set to 30 seconds for his loquacious Metal Gear diatribes.


Tash, this is my new lager of choice:

Fucking nectar I tells ya!

Ahhh a fantastic choice! We sell it as part of our "World Beers" group, not the most popular, but one of the best

Another great one is Singha, nice Thai import

Thinking I might have to crack one out in a minute....I sure am thirsty


Also, not sure if relative to location or not but the next beer deal at Lidl will be Three 660ml Cobras for £5!

Shall be glorious

 

[Rubbish King]

Nothing beats ending a Wednesday night like dropping a giant deuce or two. Now for The Office US and a cuppa before I go bed. Early start tomorrow.

Quite strange that i just did this, except replace tea with beer

 

[xist]

Another great one is Singha, nice Thai import

I think that's selling on a 3 for the price of 2 offer at Asda (or something like that...maybe 3 for £5) at the moment.

 

[Rubbish King]

I think that's selling on a 3 for the price of 2 offer at Asda (or something like that...maybe 3 for £5) at the moment.

Not bad, I think we do five for £12

(baring in mind it's a pub, not one of those pub killing shitstores)

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Thinking I might have to crack one out in a minute....I sure am thirsty


Also, not sure if relative to location or not but the next beer deal at Lidl will be Three 660ml Cobras for £5!

Nice heads up with the Cobra buddy, another tasty tipple.

Will buy.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Lager is gross

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Lager is gross

 

[Hystzen]

Meanwhile in the future....

Not played FTL for ages so Musha, Coldman and Mikeside going be my sacrificial lambs I mean crew members.

What job you want we got

Pilot
Engineer
Weapons and Shields

I need figure out how to mod the game so can have multiple crew members at start

 

[AcridMeat]

Speaking of lagers.

This is the good stuff.

edit: v no it's one of the skunkiest beers ever. People like it though. Branding and all that.

 

[broadwayrock]

Is Corona Extra any good?

 

[Rubbish King]

Speaking of lagers.

This is the good stuff.

I am not familiar, not a great fan of canned lager, if im drinkin' tinnies it's gonna be fosters, carling or kronembourg

Is Corona Extra any good?

It's probably the most popular bottled beer in my pub but I don't think it's all that, I do love the branding and the thought of a couple bottles served with lime and a slight chill haze in a cafe by the beach.... nice thought

 

[Vashetti]

I need some fucking wine

 

[TCRS]

late night blues? late night blues.

Tindersticks - Jism

 

[Symphonia]

Is Corona Extra any good?

She looks familiar.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Meanwhile in the future....





Not played FTL for ages so Musha, Coldman and Mikeside going be my sacrificial lambs I mean crew members.

What job you want we got

Pilot
Engineer
Weapons and Shields

I need figure out how to mod the game so can have multiple crew members at start

Weapon and Shields seems to fit my in-game persona.

 

[Hystzen]

The new B GAF with more crew then originally planned, we got Ninja Boi who will be manning the shields due to him being Zoltan (they get a plus 1 energy bonus = better shield regen), Musha is taking the helm where we hear rumours she is like a leaf on the wind, Coldman is taking care of weapons while he shouts racist abuse and lastly we got Afoni as a mantis who are CQC specialists but will be dumped in engine room until needed.

Goal: Get to federation base where the Space Fucking King Donkey is waiting in his base for secret Littlebig Planet 3 source code for Vita. This is rumoured to be so good it will even end the great Sony vs MS war. The Xbots will be hot on our crew’s toes hunting them down so they have to choose their route carefully.

Our first encounter is random scout but next encounter we are unlucky as we end up near a star. Which is bad news as solar flares ruin your day by setting fires in your ship. Will they fail at the start, will love bloom between a human and a being made of pure energy, find out whenever

 

[Mikeside]

The new B GAF with more crew then originally planned, we got Ninja Boi who will be manning the shields due to him being Zoltan (they get a plus 1 energy bonus = better shield regen), Musha is taking the helm where we hear rumours she is like a leaf on the wind, Coldman is taking care of weapons while he shouts racist abuse and lastly we got Afoni as a mantis who are CQC specialists but will be dumped in engine room until needed.

Goal: Get to federation base where the Space Fucking King Donkey is waiting in his base for secret Littlebig Planet 3 source code for Vita. This is rumoured to be so good it will even end the great Sony vs MS war. The Xbots will be hot on our crew’s toes hunting them down so they have to choose their route carefully.



Our first encounter is random scout but next encounter we are unlucky as we end up near a star. Which is bad news as solar flares ruin your day by setting fires in your ship. Will they fail at the start, will love bloom between a human and a being made of pure energy, find out whenever

god I love FTL

 

[Chinner]

hectic last week in thighland. been struggling with our recruiter to make sure we're paid as it's not uncommon for them to try and scam you. i've managed to pressure them enough to do so, but i'm still on edge about it. still not sure if we'll get the deposit back for the flat though, still fighting for that.

meanwhile my girlfriend is a lot more happy now that we're going out and spending her days with her brother and friend. i left them last night at 10pm to go home and sleep, i manage to get 2 hours sleep before she arrives at 3am, and then proceeds to lie bed and moan like a strangled cat that she feels sick, and it's shifting up and down in pitch 'uuhhhUUUHhhhhUUUUhhhhUUUHHHH'. and then she spills water over my side of the bed, and then sick everywhere. i get little sleep, and come into school late today and get phoned by my recruiter saying why im late, embarrassing.

 

[Volotaire]

How incompetent are Student Finance England. Idiots.

Sending three of my letters with financial information off to my accommodation address, even though I stated on my application that it was my term time address. Found out on my online application, was wondering why there was no contact.

And then there's the stupid flaw in the system when two or more people are in Higher Education for the parent's part, it locks the application once one family member has completed it.

What a complete joke.

That's my rant out, argh.

 

[Symphonia]

Morning, GAF.

Coffee and bagel in hand, time for work.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Good morning! One of my neighbours has been banging around really loudly since 6am, but even that isn't enough to dampen my spirits this morning. Fuck 'em! I've had the radio on full blast since 7am in retaliation.

It's started off being a beautiful day, let's just hope that continues!

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Morning British chums.

Feeling pretty good today, I literally just woke up!

What an awesome lie in. Ready for the day now.

*boxes the air*

She looks familiar.

Rosie Jones.

You're welcome.

hectic last week in thighland. been struggling with our recruiter to make sure we're paid as it's not uncommon for them to try and scam you. i've managed to pressure them enough to do so, but i'm still on edge about it. still not sure if we'll get the deposit back for the flat though, still fighting for that.

meanwhile my girlfriend is a lot more happy now that we're going out and spending her days with her brother and friend. i left them last night at 10pm to go home and sleep, i manage to get 2 hours sleep before she arrives at 3am, and then proceeds to lie bed and moan like a strangled cat that she feels sick, and it's shifting up and down in pitch 'uuhhhUUUHhhhhUUUUhhhhUUUHHHH'. and then she spills water over my side of the bed, and then sick everywhere. i get little sleep, and come into school late today and get phoned by my recruiter saying why im late, embarrassing.

Sounds good mate! Glad you two are happier now.

Good morning! One of my neighbours has been banging around really loudly since 6am, but even that isn't enough to dampen my spirits this morning. Fuck 'em! I've had the radio on full blast since 7am in retaliation.

It's started off being a beautiful day, let's just hope that continues!

Well someone is in a good mood!

 

[Cameron122]

Howdy BritGAF

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Morning dudes and dudettes!

It's raining and I got soaked on the way in but on the plus side I get paid tomorrow and after work me and the missus are going to spend the weekend at her parents tomorrow. Which means me and her father will probably go out drinking until the early hours of the morning.

I caught up with Breaking Bad on Netflix last night so thanks for telling me that Netflix has subtitles, I'm hoping that the ending is not a cop out and that everything is resolved.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Morning dudes and dudettes!

It's raining and I got soaked on the way in but on the plus side I get paid tomorrow and after work me and the missus are going to spend the weekend at her parents tomorrow. Which means me and her father will probably go out drinking until the early hours of the morning.

I caught up with Breaking Bad on Netflix last night so thanks for telling me that Netflix has subtitles, I'm hoping that the ending is not a cop out and that everything is resolved.

Man, even I coulda used subtitles on that last Breaking Bad, so much whispering!

GCSE Results day today, another biggie in the office. Can't wait till this week is over and it goes back to being quiet...

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Well someone is in a good mood!

Yeah you know why

Howdy BritGAF

Howdy Cameron! What brings you by these parts? Staying for a cuppa? I'll pop the kettle on. Anyone else?

 

[Cameron122]

Yeah you know why



Howdy Cameron! What brings you by these parts? Staying for a cuppa? I'll pop the kettle on. Anyone else?

I figured y'all would be awake haha

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I figured y'all would be awake haha

Ah I see, American? We have a few of you lot in here already. Stay, hang out, we're a laugh honest!

 

[Mikeside]

This time next week I'll be getting ready to board the plane to Amsterdam.
My weed tolerance is super-low these days, so I'm pretty sure I'm just going to be a blathering mess out there. I hope they do good milkshakes in those cafés because I'm going to need it.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Yeah you know why

I figured y'all would be awake haha

"Howdy", "y'all", yup, Yank! You should hang out here Cameron, it's good fun. We're a nice friendly bunch dude, I promise.

This time next week I'll be getting ready to board the plane to Amsterdam.
My weed tolerance is super-low these days, so I'm pretty sure I'm just going to be a blathering mess out there. I hope they do good milkshakes in those cafés because I'm going to need it.

Ah nice, that should be good fun dude. How many of you are going? Long weekend?

 

[SKINNER!]

Who knows. Up in the air at the moment. Started a thread HERE about traveling south america. So I will probably do that then head to Asia or Aus. Looking into visas for both now.

Otherwise I will be back in London since my visa is good for 3 years here.

Aww dude South America! Totally subbed. With the World Cup in Brazil creeping up, South America is going to be a really exciting place to go to. Coupled with Australia and Asia, you're molding quite an awesome holiday You better post stories and pics here haha.

Is that Sacha Grey? Kinda looks like her if I squint my eyes a little. Either way, I'm not complaining especially at this time of the morning.

Good morning all! Yesterday was quite an action-packed day having the organisation's VP visit the site. There was talks of building a new site in a European city and relocation was brought up. Not sure about working in Europe (and the OG plan with my manager is still open) but I suppose there's a oppurtunity window there. Also got asked for my opinion on a UI/UX related assignment from the VP's assistant and I didn't fudge up my response. Feel(s) good Inc. Got quite a day planned ahead. Patiently waiting for work to end so I can sprint to the train station and meet up with a London friend in Edinburgh. Chillin to Mike's indie rock song recommendations at the moment. Got some Mongrel Heart, Bombay Bicycle Club, Strokes, Jets Overhead and some Jeff Buckley from Xun.

Oh and some Regina Spektor just for the hell of it Shit, why am I this happy?