JonathanEx
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I go for the line "we can barely look after ourselves, we can't look after a duck"
"It can live in the bath"
"NO"
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I go for the line "we can barely look after ourselves, we can't look after a duck"
"It can live in the bath"
"NO"
They have those?
Well they charge differently for different kinds of prostitutes over there. Hair colour, facial scarring, drug users, bra size, etc. It's a varied market over there. You could spend between 50 - 500 on a prostitute based on her qualities alone. It's weird to have a market like that, but I guess that's what happens when you legalise it. The government taxes it and as such there are different qualities you can go for, like how in Canada you can get free medical care at a free clinic but also have health insurance + paid doctors and shit.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
They have those?
Amsterdam is very much like a Saints Row DLC, so to answer your question: YES.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I saw this http://www.gigsandtours.com/tour/chase-and-status/?src=gtemail and thought hallelujah... then my wallet cried a little bit.
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NinjaFridge
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Yep, O2.
runlikehell
Banned
No worries, enjoying being back home?
When I went on a Stag do to "The Dam" I found that of the 15 or so guys that went only 1 actually managed to get what he paid for, the rest couldn't get it up due to beer / pressure / drugs of various types.
I didn't indulge, had just met a girl and didn't want to get bad aids, but I was tempted at points, some of the girls are stunning.
I didn't indulge, had just met a girl and didn't want to get bad aids, but I was tempted at points, some of the girls are stunning.
NinjaBoiX
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"Bad AID's" made me lol for some reason.
Are you going to go for it Mike? Get yourself laid?
I've got my heart set on a blue-skinned tentacle monster, so fingers crossed.
I've actually been wrestling with the decision for a while & unfortunately my only answer is "I have no idea".
Personally, I judge people who have done it. I don't really know why, it's probably just my upbrining. So on one hand, I don't want to do it because I think of it as morally wrong. On the other hand it makes me want to do it because I ALSO think there's nothing morally wrong with it (in a legal environment where by all accounts it's actually a career-choice and not a way to afford heroin).
The other side of it is that I've only had sex outside of being in a major relationship once & even then it was a pretty emotionally-heavy holiday fling. Casual sex is something I've never done & something I've never really been interested in. You can't get more casual than shagging a prozzie, so why would I be interested?
Counter argument: I really need to break the cycle of falling into emotionally unstable relationships with girls who seem to need constant validation from me (and to a lesser extent, I think, I need emotional and sexual validation from them) & finding sexual fulfilment outside of one might be the wakeup call I need to not fall back into that trap.
Bit of a minefield. I know a couple of the other guys are going to, but there's obviously not pressure to "be one of the lads" and do it, because I don't hang out with douchebags.
I guess I'll find out this weekend.
Musha might be off the hook, eh?
Little Old Man
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Mike I think you should have a frank and open debate on the merits of the sex worker industry with your chosen lady of the night before you agree to knob her or not. One of your heads might be in it, but the other doesn't sound like it will be.
This was the best part of when I went, it was an older crowd (I was 25, they were mostly 30+) and everyone did their own thing, I don't do drugs, smoke but I do drink so that was all I did, no one gave a fuck. Great atmosphere when it's like that.
Leftovers from my girls party, I ain't complaining. I also had a babybell, a miniroll, a fruit bag and a Capri Sun. In short, I was five-years old during my lunch break.
get a sim card. top it up with £10 get a bunch of minutes, data and texts for 30 days. rinse and repeat.
Very affordable way to get lots of data without the bind of a contract.
However, those 'buckets' (as they call them) do run out after 30 days. Like most operators that do these kinds of offers.
I recently bought my son a lumia 520 and a three 321 sim. 3p per minute for phone calls, 2p per text message and 1p per meg of data. Importantly, that doesn't expire after 30 days. So you top up £10 and just use it as quickly/slowly as you like. For him, who will use it on and off, that is a better deal even than giffgaf
I'd just take the generic model and whack the boob slider up to 11.
Smoky reading my mind as usual.
Screaming Meat
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Not unless your rabbit becomes rampant.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Jedeye Sniv
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Mike. Bro. Do it for the story if nothing else. Even if you're a two-pump and done loser when it happens, that would make the story even better. If I was single I'd totes do it. Life is all about the story.
The no-kissing thing would bother me though, I have a classic Freudian oral fixation, so anything to do with my mouth is a big thing in sex. Leaving my mouth out of it would be odd.
I've become the butt of jokes of my family after completely crashing at my uncle's birthday. Been having bad nights since I've not slept on a proper bed since I've been here so after puking who knows how much wine in a bathroom sink, which didn't completely go down the plughole, I apparently gave up trying and just got a bit of shut eye until the door burst open who knows how long later. Everyone was looking at me because the bus was about to leave so if they hadn't found me I may have been left behind. Guess I'll have to be careful with the drinks from now on.
Lucky man, Your post makes me jelly beyond anything lol, First thing i will be booking when i get a wage from a job if i ever get one!
Place is a magical quality place.
If we invade syria i will forever love david Cameron,
Getting some churchill vibes.
I'm surprised you went to Amsterdam as a non-smoker. Isn't it crazy expensive to drink out there?
Glad you had a good time regardless.
I can imagine nothing more horrific than having that conversation. Does that say something awful about me?
The 'no kissing' rule is an actual thing? Bullshit. That makes this even easier to pass up on.
I think I'm coming back from Amsterdam with guymen intact.
donkey show
Member
Had a friend who went to the same lady three different times in one night. Dude was in love.
IamMikeside said:
In 2005, I spent 21 euro on two double vodka red bulls. Never again! xD
At the very least, check out the banana show Mike. You won't regret it. :3
yeah its good, weather is nice too. just need to sort out job, house and car. don't really want to be stuck living between our parents houses for too long.
I'm fuckin' good, eh?
TetraxShards
Member
If we invade syria i will forever love david Cameron,
Getting some churchill vibes.
Just be careful he doesn't decide to get a Chamberlin vibe and re-introduce conscription.
donkey show
Member
Should probably put a NSFW tag on that mate.
Jedeye Sniv
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Wel my only experience with prostitution is watching Pretty Woman when I was like 12 so I dunno, maybe you can kiss amsterdam hooers. Find out, post results!
Fernando Fernandez
Member
Lucky man, Your post makes me jelly beyond anything lol, First thing i will be booking when i get a wage from a job if i ever get one!
Place is a magical quality place.
If we invade syria i will forever love david Cameron,
Getting some churchill vibes.
I'm getting some Blair vibes.
It was a friends stag do, best man chose the venue, some of them smoked / did coke etc... I would just say "not tonight thanks" if offered any, saves discussions, as for drinks, can't remember, this was 2005 and I was flush so they might have been /shrug.
I did win a 15 man game of Spoof though, loser had to buy us all a round, he looked sick when we all decided to have shots with it
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
That doss about Sean Connery having alzheimers was bullshit as I suspected.
It has recently been debunked.
It has recently been debunked.
Glad to know, I broke down at the picture of him "lost" in NYC, Damn it was a sad picture.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Yeah, I still think I'm going to get an iPhone.
It's a little better after resetting it (no error message, I can open the Play store, um, that's about it!) It's still slow to respond, I still can't watch YT, and it's still generally just being a fucking pain in the arse!
Thanks for your help Mike, but nah, I'm still dropping Android. We just don't get on.
Note: I'm sure it's a very capable OS all you touchy fanboys. I just personally think it's garbage in terms of what I need it for.
It's a little better after resetting it (no error message, I can open the Play store, um, that's about it!) It's still slow to respond, I still can't watch YT, and it's still generally just being a fucking pain in the arse!
Thanks for your help Mike, but nah, I'm still dropping Android. We just don't get on.
Note: I'm sure it's a very capable OS all you touchy fanboys. I just personally think it's garbage in terms of what I need it for.
Jedeye Sniv
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one of us! one of us!
The phone I had before I made the change to Apple was a Sony Erricson K880i and that thing was my baby. Sure, it was never up to scratch with the smartphones at the time but I loved it. Then one day it stopped working and I tried an iPhone and...I never looked back. I have a feeling you'll be the same, Ninja.
Like Jed has said - one of us, one of us.
iOS is a beautiful operating system. It lacks the option to completely style your phone with a theme like Android does, unless you jailbreak it, but apply the right wallpaper and it can look fudgin' beautiful.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Fair enough.
I've just used iOS, and it's slick as fuck as opposed to sporadically functional.
Cyanide, that is one sexy sweaty chick, good lord.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Went well. Seems like a good job. Excited. Scared. Will hear back later this week.
Toes hurt.
Toes hurt.
Just to clarify for those not aware, Cyanide's iPhone is running iOS7 which is due for release next month. The current interface looks a bit lame compared to that. But I totally agree with what Cyanide is saying, a decent wallpaper can make the phone just look beautiful, but any phone can do that.
I love iOS for the simplicity, I love the fact it links with my iPad so I can actually message other iPhone users through that when I'm just chilling on the pad. I hope one day they can actually integrate full texting through it, but that's pushing it. I love that when I get (eventually) my macbook air or pro that it will all link together so seamlessly, all my photos on my phone instantly appearing on the macbook, no arsing around plugging in.
I am in no way shape or form an Apple fan boy, I have used every single mainstream phone OS and computer OS, and as I use Windows on a daily basis that's my OS of choice for computers, but if I was to get a laptop which will be for browsing and very light gaming the OSX is what I want. Apple just make things clean, no fucking around, you get what you pay for and that is a good working quality.
I love iOS for the simplicity, I love the fact it links with my iPad so I can actually message other iPhone users through that when I'm just chilling on the pad. I hope one day they can actually integrate full texting through it, but that's pushing it. I love that when I get (eventually) my macbook air or pro that it will all link together so seamlessly, all my photos on my phone instantly appearing on the macbook, no arsing around plugging in.
I am in no way shape or form an Apple fan boy, I have used every single mainstream phone OS and computer OS, and as I use Windows on a daily basis that's my OS of choice for computers, but if I was to get a laptop which will be for browsing and very light gaming the OSX is what I want. Apple just make things clean, no fucking around, you get what you pay for and that is a good working quality.
NinjaBoiX
Member
One more thing about iOS, I can use the YT desktop site straight out of the box right? That's a huge thing for me, I need my full fat YT!
What happened with iOS and flash support? It never used to work, did they patch it in with a recent update? I know Adobe stopped supporting Android a while back, did they just switch sides?
What happened with iOS and flash support? It never used to work, did they patch it in with a recent update? I know Adobe stopped supporting Android a while back, did they just switch sides?
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