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[NinjaBoiX]

Wow, there really is nothing going on in this thread at the minute. Might as well post one more (tasteful) pic:

Rashida Jones

She chooses great roles too. Quality actress.

Celebrity crush time:
Alison Brie
Kate Beckinsale
Angelina Jolie

Classy choices man, I've never been too fussed about Jolie though. She obviously a beautiful woman, I just find her a bit angry looking, if that makes sense. She just looks slightly annoyed all the time! Her build is kind of masculine too, very statuesque with her broad shoulders and stuff. I prefer petite ladies.

It's the face isn't it? Yeah I like hard facial features I think they're cute.

Yeah, she's quite pretty.

But the bolded seems like a bit of an oxymoron. Cute alludes to soft, delicate, slightly rounded features.

 

[AcridMeat]

Classy choices man, I've never been too fussed about Jolie though. She obviously a beautiful woman, I just find her a bit angry looking, if that makes sense. She just looks slightly annoyed all the time! Her build is kind of masculine too, very statuesque with her broad shoulders and stuff. I prefer petite ladies.

Rashida Jones is very pretty I agree! I know what you're saying about Jolie, and she has changed a lot but I still can't help myself. For some reason I was hung up on actresses strictly when I thought "celebrity" and in doing so I forgot another, probably the crush that was the strongest at any point.

Gwen Stefani

Aged like fine wine too.

 

[Little Old Man]

Is the Musketeers BBC series any good? Or is it the new Merlin?

 

[jimbor]

These are some of the most PC pictures I've ever seen. Get your old man cane out of your arse.

Once your mum has stopped using it as a dildo, I will.

 

[Mistel]

But the bolded seems like a bit of an oxymoron. Cute alludes to soft, delicate, slightly rounded features.

Err endearing then?

Is the Musketeers BBC series any good? Or is it the new Merlin?

It's good towards the beginning but a bit Merlin after the first couple of episodes I think.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Gwen Stefani

Aged like fine wine too.

Yess! Absolutely stunning and another very cool lady.

And yeah, she actually doesn't age. She's like the female Pharrell Williams.

Mint pop tune:

No Doubt - Hella Good

 

[War Peaceman]

Oh yeah, I saw the trailer for this the other day, it looks excellent. I adore Submarine, I think it's a gorgeously subtle and heartfelt little movie. The script in particular is fantastic. The appearance of

Spoiler

Paddy Considine

was a wonderful surprise too given that he wasn't in any of the trailers. Me and the lads were laughing our heads off when he showed up!

"Ninjas!"

YES. Submarine is beautiful and really sweet. Richard Ayaode is incredibly talented, I always forget he also wrote and directed (ironically) Darkplace.

It appears as if the Double is getting very little cinema presence (on day 1 at least), which is a shame. I really wanted to see it at the Savoy, for cheapness and to support local businesses. However I do get to go to the very nice Broadway cinema in Nottingham tomorrow as soon as work is over. Cannot wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzw0wEcsfxE

Also, Rashida Jones is perfection. It is a shame her P+R character always felt like such a loose end.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Is the Musketeers BBC series any good? Or is it the new Merlin?

I loved it. Mainly because of Aramis (swoon)

Seeing as you're all posting pics of hot girls, I'm just gonna pop this here

But also it was pretty entertaining, moved at a reasonable pace, had a nice balance of comedy, action and drama, and didn't take itself too seriously. Worth a watch I'd say.

 

[Little Old Man]

I loved it. Mainly because of Aramis (swoon)

Seeing as you're all posting pics of hot girls, I'm just gonna pop this here

But also it was pretty entertaining, moved at a reasonable pace, had a nice balance of comedy, action and drama, and didn't take itself too seriously. Worth a watch I'd say.

It's only up on Iplayer until Sunday, and there's no chance I'll have ten hours to bother watching it all. Shame.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hey Tash, here's a little something from AcridMeat:

Vest tops are mint.

(I've been trying to read what it says on her necklace but keep getting distracted.)

 

[SKINNER!]

Alison Brie and Rashida Jones. That's more like it!

I found out yesterday who Alison Brie goes out with...

 

[Blink Me]

Alison Brie and Rashida Jones. That's more like it!

I found out yesterday who Alison Brie goes out with...

He's better looking than the dude who's married to Christina Hendricks. Dude must have more game than Strauss, Mystery and Tucker Max combined.

 

[8bit]

 

[AcridMeat]

Last one. Stormtrooper would appreciate. (Kari Byron)

I still can't believe the guy who ate a bag of mushrooms in Super Troopers is married to Hendricks. Pretty crazy.

 

[Son Of D]

The "plus:free sausage roll!" adds a lot.

 

[8bit]

The "plus:free sausage roll!" adds a lot.

To be fair, adding "plus:free sausage roll!" improves pretty much every news headline.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"Plus free Sausage Roll"

XD

Last one. Stormtrooper would appreciate. (Kari Byron)

Yissa!

Kari is lush. Musha pointed out that she looks like Teh Williams in a few years, I'm inclined to agree.

Therefore, the hotness.

 

[Reknoc]

The new Muskateers show was pretty good from what little I watched, but when I watched it it just made me want to watch Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds, unarguably the best adaption of the musketeers.

 

[Mistel]

Last one. Stormtrooper would appreciate. (Kari Byron)

I still can't believe the guy who ate a bag of mushrooms in Super Troopers is married to Hendricks. Pretty crazy.

I most certainly do. I'm as surprised as you that Geoffrey Arend married Hendricks

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Hey Tash, here's a little something from AcridMeat:

Vest tops are mint.

(I've been trying to read what it says on her necklace but keep getting distracted.)

Almost distressingly attractive. Rack or face, you shouldn't be allowed to have both... I bet her bum is amazing too.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Hnnngggggg.

 

[Mikeside]

U guise, I'm reading this at work and there's loads of attractive people on the page.

My boss will think I'm trying to have a cheeky spaff

 

[SmokyDave]

U guise, I'm reading this at work and there's loads of attractive people on the page.

My boss will think I'm trying to have a cheeky spaff

Sorry, it's my fault. Couldn't contain myself when I found Ida Segerhagen. I did debate not posting her, but my fingers betrayed me.

On a related note, it bums me out that we can have an extreme wrestling thread with blood flying everywhere, but we can't have a simple 'Hot Women - Don't Read This At Work' thread.

 

[Mikeside]

Sorry, it's my fault. Couldn't contain myself when I found Ida Segerhagen. I did debate not posting her, but my fingers betrayed me.

On a related note, it bums me out that we can have an extreme wrestling thread with blood flying everywhere, but we can't have a simple 'Hot Women - Don't Read This At Work' thread.

Tongue in cheek, dude, I was mocking Jimbor.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

U guise, I'm reading this at work and there's loads of attractive people on the page.

My boss will think I'm trying to have a cheeky spaff

Don't worry Mike, I'm going to balance it out from now on. Everytime someone posts a pic of a chick, I'm going to post a pic of a dude.

 

[SmokyDave]

Tongue in cheek, dude, I was mocking Jimbor.

Eh, no worries. I was just a bit worried when I popped in here this morning and saw I'd started a hot people avalanche.

Don't worry Mike, I'm going to balance it out from now on. Everytime someone posts a pic of a chick, I'm going to post a pic of a dude.

It's a shame we don't have a hot dude thread too. Hot people make the world go round.

I use Tom Hiddleston gifs to pacify Mrs Smoky from time to time.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Don't worry Mike, I'm going to balance it out from now on. Everytime someone posts a pic of a chick, I'm going to post a pic of a dude.

.

 

[8bit]

On a related note, it bums me out that we can have an extreme wrestling thread with blood flying everywhere, but we can't have a simple 'Hot Women - Don't Read This At Work' thread.

It's the American way! Guns not gams. Or something.

hot.

 

[dapperbandit]

this is all lovely

Spoiler

except Stormtroopers vomit inducing freckly redheads

But I have bigger news.

So I was at the vending machine, went to buy a pack of M&Ms. The thing rotates but get's stuck right at the end and doesn't drop. Luckily, the machine sees that I haven't received the M&Ms and refunds my £1 piece. Now, I had originally chosen Chocolate M&Ms over the Peanut M&Ms next to them. However, I see that the chocolate packet is on the verge of falling. I re insert my £1 piece and select Peanut M&Ms.

And lo

The Peanut M&Ms came forth and with an angelic chorus, knocked the Chocolate M&Ms down on the way past. As two packets of goodness fall, so too do the manly tears that have welled in my eyes in the sight of such beauty. In a crescendo of noise the two packets hit the bottom of the machine at high velocity and at once I fall to my knees, awestruck. Being witness to such glory, I am powerless to stop the words that come unbidden from my stricken heart: "Get in!" I shout, punching the air with the degree of force that could split the atom. My hands shake as I retrieve my gifts from the heavens. I return to my desk in a daze (I may have been speaking in tongues, I'm not sure.) As I sit here, eating my heavenly gifts, I am at once overjoyed and immesnely saddened, as I know in due course these M&Ms will be no more. For now, I can tell you, these M&Ms taste like...Victory.

And that's how I got two for one on M&Ms and found Jesus.

 

[Screaming Meat]

And that's how I got two for one on M&Ms and found Jesus...

...eating your M&Ms!

 

[Reknoc]

For now, I can tell you, these M&Ms taste like...Victory.

sounds like an improvement over how M&Ms usually taste; awful.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

this is all lovely

Spoiler

except Stormtroopers vomit inducing freckly redheads

But I have bigger news.

So I was at the vending machine, went to buy a pack of M&Ms. The thing rotates but get's stuck right at the end and doesn't drop. Luckily, the machine sees that I haven't received the M&Ms and refunds my £1 piece. Now, I had originally chosen Chocolate M&Ms over the Peanut M&Ms next to them. However, I see that the chocolate packet is on the verge of falling. I re insert my £1 piece and select Peanut M&Ms.

And lo

The Peanut M&Ms came forth and with an angelic chorus, knocked the Chocolate M&Ms down on the way past. As two packets of goodness fall, so too do the manly tears that have welled in my eyes in the sight of such beauty. In a crescendo of noise the two packets hit the bottom of the machine at high velocity and at once I fall to my knees, awestruck. Being witness to such glory, I am powerless to stop the words that come unbidden from my stricken heart: "Get in!" I shout, punching the air with the degree of force that could split the atom. My hands shake as I retrieve my gifts from the heavens. I return to my desk in a daze (I may have been speaking in tongues, I'm not sure.) As I sit here, eating my heavenly gifts, I am at once overjoyed and immesnely saddened, as I know in due course these M&Ms will be no more. For now, I can tell you, these M&Ms taste like...Victory.

And that's how I got two for one on M&Ms and found Jesus.

...eating your M&Ms!

utterly hilarious.

I also found Jesus today thanks to this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=795644

I'm completely convinced, I mean how do you argue that?? So I may start spouting bible quotes against you heathens from now on.

 

[dapperbandit]

sounds like an improvement over how M&Ms usually taste; awful.

Blasphemy

 

[Rubbish King]

Hey Tash, here's a little something from AcridMeat:

Vest tops are mint.

(I've been trying to read what it says on her necklace but keep getting distracted.)

 

[Son Of D]

Don't worry Mike, I'm going to balance it out from now on. Everytime someone posts a pic of a chick, I'm going to post a pic of a dude.

I'll give this a thumbs up. I'll try my best to contribute to this cause.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I'll give this a thumbs up. I'll try my best to contribute to this cause.

Yay!

 

[dapperbandit]

Mutually Assured Arousal

 

[Slowdive]

Hey Tash, here's a little something from AcridMeat:

Vest tops are mint.

(I've been trying to read what it says on her necklace but keep getting distracted.)

Wow..

What do people think about the Glastonbury lineup?

Saturday's headliner can't be announced yet.

 

[Mikeside]

Wow..

What do people think about the Glastonbury lineup?



Saturday's headliner can't be announced yet.

I want to put my penis in that set list.
I miss Glastonbury

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Lol, that Frozen girl with the bewbs has blown up all over GAF. I've seen it like 20 times today. Thank you based Acrid.

Fucks sake man, that Glasto line up is amazing, I'd legit love to see at least half of those:

Particularly:

J5
CHVRCHES
Royal Blood
Goldfrapp
Annie Mac
Jack White
The Black Keys
Pixies
Massive Attack
Disclosure
M.I.A.
Four Tet
Warpaint
Nitin Sawhney
Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Breach

Oh man, that would be some super fun fucking time.

Let's get tickets! Let's get tickets!

 

[jimbor]

U guise, I'm reading this at work and there's loads of attractive people on the page.

My boss will think I'm trying to have a cheeky spaff

Tongue in cheek, dude, I was mocking Jimbor.

Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, dude. Not that yours was in the first place but something to note for future reference.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, dude. Not that yours was in the first place but something to note for future reference.

Unless Stewart Lee does it. That man can murder a joke like no-one else.

 

[Mistel]

Unless Stewart Lee does it. That man can murder a joke like no-one else.

If they could that's a feat I would like to see. If it can be done that is.

Spoiler

except Stormtroopers vomit inducing freckly redheads

Different tastes...

What about Alix Freihage?

And I just realized that the blonde girl looks like the Frozen one that took a while.

 

[pulsemyne]

YES!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/26874498

Alan Partridge 2 and much more to come.

 

[f0rk]

The poster makes it look like Dolly Parton is one of Arcade Fire's many special guests lol

What if the Saturday headliner was Kanye

 

[Screaming Meat]

If they could that's a feat I would like to see. If it can be done that is.

BBC iPlayer - Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. Early in his career he did this "being crap at stand-up/telling jokes" or "not being able to keep up with modern comedy" schtick which was amazing. He literally murders a joke to the point that it becomes funny again.

He is, as far as I'm concerned, Britain's best stand-up comic by a very wide margin.

 

[Mistel]

He literally murders a joke to the point that it becomes funny again.

He is, as far as I'm concerned, Britain's best stand-up comic by a very wide margin.

Well that went straight over my head when I watched that then.

 

[jimbor]

BBC iPlayer - Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. Early in his career he did this "being crap at stand-up/telling jokes" or "not being able to keep up with modern comedy" schtick which was amazing. He literally murders a joke to the point that it becomes funny again.

He is, as far as I'm concerned, Britain's best stand-up comic by a very wide margin.

Whilst I appreciate what he does, I blow hot and cold with him. Daniel Kitson is fucking amazing though, for a Brit.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Whilst I appreciate what he does, I blow hot and cold with him. Daniel Kitson is fucking amazing though, for a Brit.

Not heard of him. I shall check him out. Cheers!

Well that went straight over my head when I watched that then.

Wait, what did you watch? You can't really watch clips because he doesn't do skits like most other comedians. His whole set is usually one long skit.

Try "If You Prefer A Milder Comedian..." or "Carpet Remanent World"... or the TV Show if you don't have the patience to watch a whole gig.

 

[sploatee]

Hello!

Before I get back to spamming, just want to say Stormtrooper I'm sorry I was horrible to you. Glad you are still posting

Right then.