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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds

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CHEEZMO™

Obsidian fan
I tried showing my buddy Paedogeddon the other week and he didn't enjoy it. Then I showed him some clips from Four Lions and nope.

Even his bf says his sense of humour is.. different.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
I know brass eye is hilarious. Oh I watched that thingy on Iplayer it wasn't too bad actually I like it.

What's wrong with earthy? Got to get your hands dirty sometimes...

Nah, olive green gillets and jodhpurs don't do anything for me I'm afraid. No accounting for taste :p
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
CHEEZMO™;107406077 said:
I tried showing my buddy Paedogeddon the other week and he didn't enjoy it. Then I showed him some clips from Four Lions and nope.

Even his bf says his sense of humour is.. different.

Is your friend clinically dead and/or a paedophile/terrorist? I can't think of any earthly reason otherwise.
 

CHEEZMO™

Obsidian fan
There's a girl who's often on my bus and she's always in jodhpurs and riding boots
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Holy shit Filth is a hilarious movie. Watching James McAvoy snort cocaine, fuck anything, drink everything, be racist and swear at children could not be more fun. I'd definitely recommend it for a fun, trippy watch.

It's next on my list.

Wouldn't you wait until a light sprinkling of snow for maximum anarchy?

I might get banned for saying this insane sentence....


...but also add in a little bit of Horse Meat "Scandal" and we've essentially caused the self destruction of Britain!
Uh-oh, I've spread the secret to a large forum. I'm gonna Edward Snowden it. MI5 are on to me, that's right, Mr.Bean himself is on his way. D:
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
I know brass eye is hilarious. Oh I watched that thingy on Iplayer it wasn't too bad actually I like it.

It's my favourite thing ever. Stewart Lee helped write that Paedo episode... Along with about 20 others.

CHEEZMO™;107406872 said:
"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

nothing

i mean come on

Utter nonce-sense.

Try this. If he doesn't laugh at that he's dead weight. You should seriously consider manipulating your mate into ditching him, he's clearly a toxic influence.
 

War Peaceman

You're a big guy.
CHEEZMO™;107406872 said:
"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

nothing

i mean come on

I once had a girlfriend who didn't like it. Said it was offensive and not in a funny way. I don't even....
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Try this. If he doesn't laugh at that he's dead weight.
Oh god, XD.

He's a brilliantly subversive writer. He's has this knack of making these really unlikely scenarios sound thoroughly plausible, but then throws out these random curveballs that somehow don't seem incongruous.

The "Cake" thing in the 90's man, so good.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
Good luck Cheez!


Listen all y'all Chris Morris fans. Don't forget 'Why Bother?' his series of short interviews with Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling (or Sir Arthur Greeb-Streebling). The one where they discuss Honda researching Christ's infant resurrection technology is one of my favourite things ever.
 

War Peaceman

You're a big guy.
Should I mention that Chris Morris lives on the same street as me?

Tell him to do more fucking work, goddamnit.

Listen all y'all Chris Morris fans. Don't forget 'Why Bother?' his series of short interviews with Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling (or Sir Arthur Greeb-Streebling). The one where they discuss Honda researching Christ's infant resurrection technology is one of my favourite things ever.

Damn, I completely forgot those existed. I must listen to them again once I am done with his Radio 1 show.
 
Hey, did you guys know there's a new series of The Trip on (Coogan + Brydon)?

Well, there's a new series of The Trip on!

Imma watch the first episode right now - it's on iPlayer.
 

SteveWD40

Member
Yep, the first episode was great!

It was actually.

the total lack of set-up was a bit jarring, just a phone-call and off we were in Italy, which I guess is needed when you only have 20 odd minutes.

The tone is very different, Steve is much nicer too Rob and far less annoyed by him it seems. I wonder if they will touch on Rob's attempted infidelity from the first one (it was Steve's assistant...), I did notice Steve pause when Rob mentioned his wife.
 
Yep, the first episode was great!

It was!

I loved all the bat-chat. Now I want to see Batman film with Rob as an affable villain.

It was actually.

the total lack of set-up was a bit jarring, just a phone-call and off we were in Italy, which I guess is needed when you only have 20 odd minutes.

The tone is very different, Steve is much nicer too Rob and far less annoyed by him it seems. I wonder if they will touch on Rob's attempted infidelity from the first one (it was Steve's assistant...), I did notice Steve pause when Rob mentioned his wife.

I don't think the second series needs much set up really. The first one had to establish the premise up front, but this time it's simple: the Observer wants them to do some more reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . I'm sure we'll get more background as it goes along, and they already had Steve reveal that his show in the US has been dropped.

Regarding the tone, yeah they seem more friendly now but I'm pretty happy with that. They spent the whole first series getting to know each other, starting off not really liking each other but then growing to be more friendly by the end. Makes sense that it would start off this way. I'm anticipating some kind of falling out along the way...

You're prolly right that Rob's attempted infidelity will be brought up at some point. That moment really shocked me in the first series, as he's says right at the start that he and his wife haven't spent a single night apart for, like, twenty years. Then he goes and tries it on with Steve's assistant after just a couple of days?? It seemed like a really odd way to behave.
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
CHEEZMO™;107421335 said:

That film is all kinds of genius.

"You killed the Special Needs Donkey!"

Should I mention that Chris Morris lives on the same street as me?

Yes. Yes you should. I imagine he's terrifying in real life.

Listen all y'all Chris Morris fans. Don't forget 'Why Bother?' his series of short interviews with Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling (or Sir Arthur Greeb-Streebling). The one where they discuss Honda researching Christ's infant resurrection technology is one of my favourite things ever.

They're amazing skits. Morris doesn't hold back one iota even in the face of a genuine comedy genius.

Morris: Sorry, I wasn't listening to that. Are you ready to go?

Cook: Yes, I'm off any minute.

...and yeah, 'Fossils' is one of the best ones:

Cook: He was practicing resurrection. Because, if you're going to resurrect yourself in front of thousands of people, and found a religion on it, you don't want to make a cock-up, do you? So, from a very early age, he was dropping dead and resurrecting himself. There are probably thousands of bodies of Jesus, and this is just the youngest one.

Morris: A series of larvae.

Cook: Almost. Yes. Pupae. In fact, he never really got it right at the end. It's not as if he was pronounced dead on the cross, and then flew up and flapped his wings and said, 'Hello, boys!' He chose a rather complicated way... had to be put in a cave, with a boulder put in front of it... Paul Daniels could do that. So he never really got the hang of it.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
They're amazing skits. Morris doesn't hold back one iota even in the face of a genuine comedy genius.

He's brutal, isn't he? I can't imagine him apologising off 'camera' either, but that could be just because he's so mysterious it's hard to imagine him being anything but his 'malicious newsreader' persona.

Just because I rarely get chance to share this:

Derek and Clive - Alfie Noakes

One of my favourite sketches of "all time" (whatever that means). "But never mind!"
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
He's brutal, isn't he? I can't imagine him apologising off 'camera' either, but that could be just because he's so mysterious it's hard to imagine him being anything but his 'malicious newsreader' persona.

Just because I rarely get chance to share this:

Derek and Clive - Alfie Noakes

One of my favourite sketches of "all time" (whatever that means). "But never mind!"

We should really keep to that never meeting rule... I bloody love Derek & Clive.

"Jump, you fucker, Jump..."
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
Hahaha!

"There was no blanket."

"Laugh, I nearly shat..."

It's so puerile, I love it.

My favourite (and I'm not a misogynist) is that whole Guiness Book of World Records one. I'm screaming by the end!

Also:

"Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is ..."
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
"Laugh, I nearly shat..."

It's so puerile, I love it.

My favourite (and I'm not a misogynist) is that whole Guiness Book of World Records one. I'm screaming by the end!

Also:

"Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is ..."

You have excellent taste!

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Ok you unruly bunch. I have now booked Eurogamer tickets for Thursday and for Friday.

I will be arriving in London early Thursday and leaving on Sunday morning. Emma will be joining me on Friday night. So (as mentioned in Whatsapp) I will be available to socialise on Thursday night and then Emma and I will come to the big GAF meet on Saturday night.
 
You have excellent taste!

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Ok you unruly bunch. I have now booked Eurogamer tickets for Thursday and for Friday.

I will be arriving in London early Thursday and leaving on Sunday morning. Emma will be joining me on Friday night. So (as mentioned in Whatsapp) I will be available to socialise on Thursday night and then Emma and I will come to the big GAF meet on Saturday night.

Awesome, I'll be up for a mini meet on Thursday. Look forward to meeting you and your lovely missus!
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
Yes. Yes you should. I imagine he's terrifying in real life.
Nah, he's a pretty friendly guy. Though since he's known me since I was young I doubt he's going to start acting scary towards me. Though the most I usually say to him is "hi" if I happen to see him in the street which is very rarely.
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
Nah, he's a pretty friendly guy. Though since he's known me since I was young I doubt he's going to start acting scary towards me. Though the most I usually say to him is "hi" if I happen to see him in the street which is very rarely.

Stay right there. Get a flask of tea ready. I'm popping over so we can stare through his window.

(That's really damn cool. I'm pretty jealous!)
 
Holy shit Filth is a hilarious movie. Watching James McAvoy snort cocaine, fuck anything, drink everything, be racist and swear at children could not be more fun. I'd definitely recommend it for a fun, trippy watch.

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Love that movie, although because of how dark it gets, not sure if I'm up for a rewatch.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Haha, Mikeside, the absent father of BritGAF.

You're a shit OP Mike. Mint member, shit OP.

:p

Happy Birthaday Steve you handsome bastard!
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
A belated Happy Birthday to all those before today, Happy Birthday to Steve for today and advance Happy Birthday to all those in the future.

Done.
 
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