Do people wax their 'taches? I'm out of the loop...
It is imperative that I see your face furniture.
I bought beard wax a while ago, but the determined curliness of my facial hair defeats this and keeps me firmly in mad beard tramp visage.
Oh yeah, you mentioned Seinfeld yesterday Jed? It's on Now TV right enough, starts from Season 2 though but IIRC Season 1 is short and crappy.