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8bit

Knows the Score
Do people wax their 'taches? I'm out of the loop...

It is imperative that I see your face furniture.

I bought beard wax a while ago, but the determined curliness of my facial hair defeats this and keeps me firmly in mad beard tramp visage.

Oh yeah, you mentioned Seinfeld yesterday Jed? It's on Now TV right enough, starts from Season 2 though but IIRC Season 1 is short and crappy.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
I bought beard wax a while ago, but the determined curliness of my facial hair defeats this and keeps me firmly in mad beard tramp visage.

Oh yeah, you mentioned Seinfeld yesterday Jed? It's on Now TV right enough, starts from Season 2 though but IIRC Season 1 is short and crappy.

Oh is it? I looked recently and thought it expired on 31 March, but maybe they've extended the license. Might be worth getting Now if they have that plus Game of Thrones.
 
I wax mine as it's getting quite long and if I don't, it gets in my mouth and in my drink. It actually hurts if you accidentally chew on it when eating too. If I'm just going to work I'll just brush it to either side to keep it out of my mouth, but if I'm going out, or preparing for sexy times with Mrs Matrix, I might give the ends a bit of a curl. I can actually get a semi decent handlebar going.
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
I wax mine as it's getting quite long and if I don't, it gets in my mouth and in my drink. It actually hurts if you accidentally chew on it when eating too. If I'm just going to work I'll just brush it to either side to keep it out of my mouth, but if I'm going out, or preparing for sexy times with Mrs Matrix, I might give the ends a bit of a curl. I can actually get a semi decent handlebar going.

Hurhurhur

In all seriousness though, fair play. Seems wax is required to tame that monster.

Hurhurhur
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Any of you crazy cats have an XBone and a Virgin Media TiVo?

I'm curious to see how they play together. I'm debating picking up an XBone but I'm only really interested in playing DR3. I have my PS4 for multiplats (and I don't really get much time to play that), and my TV / Media duties are admirably handled by TiVo / Smart TV / Apple TV. I can't imagine that I'd actually run my TiVo through the XBone, but if it's particularly cool or useful for some reason I haven't thought of, I'd like to hear it.

Basically, I'm trying to sell myself on an XBone and so far I can't quite justify it.
Dave, Argos are doing the Xbone Titanfall bundle for £349 at the minute. Not sure if that makes it more or less difficult for you to decide!
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Last post? Schoolboy error Jed.

I'll listen tonight when I get in chief.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Dave, Argos are doing the Xbone Titanfall bundle for £349 at the minute. Not sure if that makes it more or less difficult for you to decide!

Quoted for new page.

Last post? Schoolboy error Jed.

I'll listen tonight when I get in chief.

I thought the same but didn't want to bump myself. Ta brah :)
 

Krakle

Member
The price of the Xbox One is going in the right direction. Hopefully there will be some good deals around Christmas to tempt me further.
 

War Peaceman

You're a big guy.
More than price, they need decent games. Ground Zeroes - too short to be a justifiable investment - and Titanfall are the only games halfway close to even tempting me to the possibility of a PS4/XBO.

People bag on the Wii U but it is still a far better system if you want to play good games. Unless you dislike Nintendo games, in which case obviously you are not interested.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
More than price, they need decent games. Ground Zeroes - too short to be a justifiable investment - and Titanfall are the only games halfway close to even tempting me to the possibility of a PS4/XBO.

People bag on the Wii U but it is still a far better system if you want to play good games. Unless you dislike Nintendo games, in which case obviously you are not interested.

I'd have to disagree with you on Ground Zeroes. I've put in about 10 hours so far and still only 18% completion and still not unlocked all the story yet. Bit of a bargain tbh.

(but it's prob not worth buying a console for)
 
Everyman cinemas are pretty good. The seats they have are more like couches which is fine but the two movies I've seen at an Everyman were 3 hours long and by the end I could not feel by arse at all.

Your experience may differ.

They serve cheesecake at Everymans.

They are the best cinemas.

Edit: The one on Baker Street does anyway. I'm sure they do in Hampstead too though Mess
 
They serve cheesecake at Everymans.

They are the best cinemas.

Edit: The one on Baker Street does anyway. I'm sure they do in Hampstead too though Mess

Hampstead is too far away, Screen on the Green seems alright (Angel tube station; 2 stops from Euston which is Victoria line and I'd be getting there from Ewell East Surrey).

dapper, what 3 hour movies did you watch? lol Don't know of many.
 
Hampstead is too far away, Screen on the Green seems alright (Angel tube station; 2 stops from Euston which is Victoria line and I'd be getting there from Ewell East Surrey).

dapper, what 3 hour movies did you watch? lol Don't know of many.

The Place Beyond the Pines and American Hustle

I've just checked and both of those were just over two hours.

Funnily enough the Raid 2 is longer than both of them according to IMDB
 
No trust me, my buttocks hold much wisdom.

The seats you get at a Vue or Odeon are spongy and resistant.

The couch-like things they have at Everyman are initially soft but over time compress to your weight and harden up. After an hour and a half this leads to sever Deep Vein Thrombumsis.

I'll be sure to flail around a bit every 5 min.
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Howdy partners, how are things? Any cool shit going on?


I sprained my ankle pretty nastily and am a bit miffed about it
CHEEZMO™;107850267 said:
Furmeet tomorrah. Gonna get my creep on.

Take loads of pics






for science
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
Just finished Ground Zeroes again on hard. Spent the first rescue killing every single guard in the camp silently,plotting all of my moves like a creepy serial killer. Spent the second planting explosives everywhere and sniping everyone. I really love this game.
 

Mistel

Banned
Just finished Ground Zeroes again on hard. Spent the first rescue killing every single guard in the camp silently,plotting all of my moves like a creepy serial killer. Spent the second planting explosives everywhere and sniping everyone. I really love this game.
If you've not played Peace Walker you can go all guns blazing in that. It's very enjoyable.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
If you've not played Peace Walker you can go all guns blazing in that. It's very enjoyable.

I'm going to at some point. I played MGS on the PlayStation at the time and thought it was great. So have been catching up via the Vita - finished number two which was also great and then started 3, but I didnt like it at first because it wasn't crazy enough. So I stopped for about a year and now started again and it's fun and daft. I might try and play in order so once I've done 3 will try PW and the other portable one. I'm disappearing down the Kojima rabbit hole. I mean what if there were robotic walking tanks? And the president was a clone? And Solidus was a real name? And America was run by right wing artificial intelligence?
 

Mistel

Banned
I'm going to at some point. I played MGS on the PlayStation at the time and thought it was great. So have been catching up via the Vita - finished number two which was also great and then started 3, but I didnt like it at first because it wasn't crazy enough. So I stopped for about a year and now started again and it's fun and daft. I might try and play in order so once I've done 3 will try PW and the other portable one. I'm disappearing down the Kojima rabbit hole. I mean what if there were robotic walking tanks? And the president was a clone? And Solidus was a real name? And America was run by right wing artificial intelligence?
Gekko.jpg

3 is arguably the best one in the franchise so you'll do yourself a favor to finish it. I would say more but nanomachines spoilers.
 

Reknoc

Member
Exactly as it should be really. I'm not sure well ever get another 3 but Peace Walker is definitely worthy of being a contender for it.

well maybe the phantom pain! though after GZ i'm not holding my breath. Best I can hope for is that it allows me to recruit Big Bosses amazing soldiers like shoot gunner or machinegun kid.

Have either of you played Ground Zeroes?

Yes, the open stage was nice, but dragging people to extraction points reminded me of Portable Ops and that game was garbage. Why has Big Boss got an iPad but can no longer Fulton people aka the best thing ever.

also the story was too super srs and dumb instead of goofy japanese and dumb which is less appealing by a large margin.
 
Yup, totally going tomorrow to see Raid 2 at that Everyman Cinema in the afternoon. Go to the cinema quite often so might as well do it once with comfort.
 

Slowdive

Banned
well maybe the phantom pain! though after GZ i'm not holding my breath. Best I can hope for is that it allows me to recruit Big Bosses amazing soldiers like shoot gunner or machinegun kid.



Yes, the open stage was nice, but dragging people to extraction points reminded me of Portable Ops and that game was garbage. Why has Big Boss got an iPad but can no longer Fulton people aka the best thing ever.

also the story was too super srs and dumb instead of goofy japanese and dumb which is less appealing by a large margin.

Kojima has said the fulton recovery, cardboard box and goofiness will be back in The Phantom Pain thankfully. I think it has the potential to surpass MGS3. I enjoyed Ground Zeroes but I didn't play it over and over trying to get the best rank for each mission and stuff.
 

Reknoc

Member
Kojima has said the fulton recovery, cardboard box and goofiness will be back in The Phantom Pain thankfully. I think it has the potential to surpass MGS3. I enjoyed Ground Zeroes but I didn't play it over and over trying to get the best rank for each mission and stuff.

I'm sold again then. Kojima :bow

No MGS will ever surpass 3 though because they wont have paramedic
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Finally watched Gravity last night, excellent "experience" kind of movie. Plenty of really intense moments, it looked incredible and the score was amazing. There is an Ultraviolet download code if anyone wants it, one for Man of Steel too.

PM me if anyone wants them.
Have either of you played Ground Zeroes?
I played through it yesterday, it was moderately entertaining I guess, I couldn't get too excited by it though. It felt undercooked, a little stiff and only took like 40 minutes to finish. I dunno, it just wasn't all that fun to me but then I'm not a huge fan of the games.
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
I will at some point I want to have a helicopter play this at some point or maybe some Vangelis in the form of the blade runner main title.

My helicopter has Ecstasy of Gold or Angel by Massive Attack blaring as I rescue the POWs.

I played through it yesterday, it was moderately entertaining I guess, I couldn't get too excited by it though. It felt undercooked, a little stiff and only took like 40 minutes to finish. I dunno, it just wasn't all that fun to me but then I'm not a huge fan of the games.

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Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Finally watched the game of thrones porn parody by hustler this morning, excellent "experience" kind of movie. Plenty of really intense moments, it looked incredible and the score was amazing. I could no longer continue once I got to the Daenarys Targaryen lesbian scene which was simply fantastic

I still have the crusty sock if anyone wants it, PM me if anyone wants it
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Sorry Meat, Metal Gear Solid just really isn't my thing even though I love the first game. I've had a lot more fun with BF4 and NFS Rivals to be honest.

Things that go boom or vroom, that's how I like my vidya games, lowest common denominator shit!

Ground Zeroes is the best looking game I've played on PS4, I'll give it that. Haven't tried Tomb Raider yet though.
Did you watch it in 3D? Cos if not you only really experienced half the movie
Nah, unfortunately just on my tiny TV in the sitting room. But 10 minutes in I was like "argh, why didn't I catch this at the IMAX?"

Those visuals man...
Finally watched the game of thrones porn parody by hustler this morning, excellent "experience" kind of movie. Plenty of really intense moments, it looked incredible and the score was amazing. I could no longer continue once I got to the Daenarys Targaryen lesbian scene which was simply fantastic

I still have the crusty sock if anyone wants it, PM me if anyone wants it
PM me the link.

Mail me the sock.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Meh, it was OK but the controls were really complex. You had to hold multiple buttons and stuff, bit of a pain. It was no TM: World Tour anyway, that Paris level!

this was loads of fun said:
Perfect marriage of boom and vroom,

and

this is so so good said:
Three simple words, SSX on quads.

Two quality, under-appreciated gems. I played so much Pure, love that game. RIP Black Rock, we hardly knew ye.
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
who likes my new avatar


I do

because I have great taste


best avatar here apart from cheezmo and bggggbw

Sorry Meat, Metal Gear Solid just really isn't my thing even though I love the first game. I've had a lot more fun with BF4 and NFS Rivals to be honest.

Things that go boom or vroom, that's how I like my vidya games, lowest common denominator shit!

Ground Zeroes is the best looking game I've played on PS4, I'll give it that. Haven't tried Tomb Raider yet though.

Nah, unfortunately just on my tiny TV in the sitting room. But 10 minutes in I was like "argh, why didn't I catch this at the IMAX?"

Those visuals man...

PM me the link.

Mail me the sock.

for $399 I will mail the sock

the link is on the internet somewhere, ask jeeves you lazy cunt
 
Finally watched the game of thrones porn parody by hustler this morning, excellent "experience" kind of movie. Plenty of really intense moments, it looked incredible and the score was amazing. I could no longer continue once I got to the Daenarys Targaryen lesbian scene which was simply fantastic

I still have the crusty sock if anyone wants it, PM me if anyone wants it

Did you watch it in 3D? Cos if not you only really experienced half the movie
 
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