My e3 hype levels can barely be charted on the alcoholic tramp's erection-o-meter. So looking forward to desperate gamers justifying unnecessary hardware purchases while simultaneously spouting this year's most annoying catchphrases. First person to say "legit shook" gets punched in the mouth when I meet them next.
e3 is fun for looking at pretty pictures but tends to bring out the corporate whore in gamingdom, stanning () as hard as they can for their multibillion dollar company of choice as if their choice of corporate overlord has some tangible effect on their overall happiness levels.did I use it right, wankerGAF?
Let me just put that through SaltyCunt to English on Google Translate.....
boohoo, why don't they show iPad games and do it before my pathetic 30something bedtime