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[JonathanEx]

Decided to watch the Monty Python live show on Gold. Due to a combination of Ofcom rules and questionable decision making, they cut the penis song and keep censoring punchlines.

They let a 'fuck' through by accident which was pretty funny.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Haha, you know it mate.

Tobin is legit one of the most influential figures in electronic music, he's a bona fide genius.

Damn straight. One of my top five electronic artists. He's a modern day Lalo Schiffrin, chucking so many different things in the pot. By rights half his stuff wouldn't work for a lesser musician.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Oh man, big piss up with the bro, so much laundry. I feel like we've caught up on so much crap that needed to be said.

On that subject, this French house duo that we both buzzed off so much as teens, DJ Vas is one of the finest scratchers I've ever heard. Just a fucking wizard.

The actual music might not be everyone's bag, but fuck if this guy can't scratch like the best of 'em. Catching vocal hooks and riffing them so fly:

Kojak - Art To Breathe (DJ Vas Mix)

Love Kojak man, so good. If you don't really dig this, here is a track from their first record "Crime in the City". So damn good:

Kojak - Habite Par 2 Mondes

Man, love that record so much. Posted this on my mixtape, love it.

 

[phisheep]

At last managed to remember GAF password so I can sign on on the iPad.

Strange here. Everything has gone dark and is in different places. Plus after 40 years of proper typing it is very strange to be using one hand. Guess I could lay this thing on a table I suppose.

EDIT: Ooh. The post header came out a rather fetching shade of green!

 

[Rubbish King]

So I met this amazing girl last week and we ended up spending this weekend together and it was so awesome and amazing and stuff, I'm leaving to go to Devon on tuesday.. we're gonna keep in touch, she has a really cool dog

She's like a girl I'd want to show my friends and not get embarrassed about smoochin' in public with

 

[Messofanego]

Yeah I phoned in to Absolute Radio to correct their crappy knowledge of Star Wars

Just listened to this (at 32:24), awesome haha! "You sound young" XD. I remember calling in to LBC a couple of times. I think I called the Queen "an old hag" when Iain Lee asked us if the Queen had come to visit our schools. He was hilarious.

 

[Mikeside]

At last managed to remember GAF password so I can sign on on the iPad.

Strange here. Everything has gone dark and is in different places. Plus after 40 years of proper typing it is very strange to be using one hand. Guess I could lay this thing on a table I suppose.

EDIT: Ooh. The post header came out a rather fetching shade of green!

I hope your new-found technology skills keep you posting in here more!

So I met this amazing girl last week and we ended up spending this weekend together and it was so awesome and amazing and stuff, I'm leaving to go to Devon on tuesday.. we're gonna keep in touch, she has a really cool dog

She's like a girl I'd want to show my friends and not get embarrassed about smoochin' in public with

Tell me more

Spoiler

about this awesome dog

 

[SmokyDave]

At last managed to remember GAF password so I can sign on on the iPad.

Strange here. Everything has gone dark and is in different places. Plus after 40 years of proper typing it is very strange to be using one hand. Guess I could lay this thing on a table I suppose.

EDIT: Ooh. The post header came out a rather fetching shade of green!

MobileGAF + iPad is the best way to browse, I reckon.

I want to make a YouTube series called 'Phisheep Reacts'.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

At last managed to remember GAF password so I can sign on on the iPad.

Strange here. Everything has gone dark and is in different places. Plus after 40 years of proper typing it is very strange to be using one hand. Guess I could lay this thing on a table I suppose.

EDIT: Ooh. The post header came out a rather fetching shade of green!

I think the green is my favourite thing about mobile Gaf

So I met this amazing girl last week and we ended up spending this weekend together and it was so awesome and amazing and stuff, I'm leaving to go to Devon on tuesday.. we're gonna keep in touch, she has a really cool dog

She's like a girl I'd want to show my friends and not get embarrassed about smoochin' in public with

D'awwwwwww

Just listened to this (at 32:24), awesome haha! "You sound young" XD. I remember calling in to LBC a couple of times. I think I called the Queen "an old hag" when Iain Lee asked us if the Queen had come to visit our schools. He was hilarious.

Cool beans

 

[BGBW]

I stopped following him on twitter.

I surprised you even considered following someone on Twitter. Didn't think you'd be one to be interested in what others say about mundane things.

 

[dapperbandit]

So I met my new housemate Atilla last night. Nice guy, works nights at the hotel they have at Thorpe Park for people who stay overnight. He's from Hungary, so yes, I am living with Atilla the Hun.

 

[The_Poet]

So I met my new housemate Atilla last night. Nice guy, works nights at the hotel they have at Thorpe Park for people who stay overnight. He's from Hungary, so yes, I am living with Atilla the Hun.

Does he posses a holy war sword given to him by Mars?

 

[dapperbandit]

Does he posses a holy war sword given to him by Mars?

I'm not sure yet I'll ask him when I next see him.

He's got a fancy bicycle with space age handlebars.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

So I met my new housemate Atilla last night. Nice guy, works nights at the hotel they have at Thorpe Park for people who stay overnight. He's from Hungary, so yes, I am living with Atilla the Hun.

I knew an Attila from Hungary too. Isn't it a bit like being german and calling your kid Adolf? Get new names, Hungary!

 

[Rubbish King]

Tell me more

Spoiler

about this awesome dog

It's way way way cooler than yours although I do like yours too

 

[dapperbandit]

Watched the first two episodes of the new series of Utopia.

God damn the show is good, really doesn't pull punches with the violence and themes. First episode was a flashback and had the "you know nuffin, Jon Snoooow" girl from GoT in it. She was actually really good in it, a very different role for her to play.

A lot of works of fiction incorporate shadowy organisations but I've never seen one presented as casually violent and cruel as the one in Utopia.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Watched the first two episodes of the new series of Utopia.

God damn the show is good, really doesn't pull punches with the violence and themes. First episode was a flashback and had the "you know nuffin, Jon Snoooow" girl from GoT in it. She was actually really good in it, a very different role for her to play.

A lot of works of fiction incorporate shadowy organisations but I've never seen one presented as casually violent and cruel as the one in Utopia.

I thought her impression of the old actress was just incredible, I knew who she was right away. And I haven't checked the IMDB, but was the scientist in the past played by the same actor as RB? Amazing acting if so. Great show.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'm not sure yet I'll ask him when I next see him.

He's got a fancy bicycle with space age handlebars.

Curiosity piqued. Well, unless it's a road bike. Fuck road bikes.

 

[8bit]

I thought her impression of the old actress was just incredible, I knew who she was right away. And I haven't checked the IMDB, but was the scientist in the past played by the same actor as RB? Amazing acting if so. Great show.

Don't think so, the scientist had a bit of a hair lip that would have been difficult to prep repeatedly in makeup.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Curiosity piqued. Well, unless it's a road bike. Fuck road bikes.

I concur

 

[dapperbandit]

Curiosity piqued. Well, unless it's a road bike. Fuck road bikes.

I think it was a road bike sadly.

 

[BGBW]

Wished more people referred to them as road bikes because then they may remember they should be cycling on THE BLOODY ROAD!

 

[The_Poet]

Wished more people referred to them as road bikes because then they may remember they should be cycling on THE BLOODY ROAD!

But they don't pay road tax! They should not be on the road! Especially when they cycle in the middle of the lane on a country road making it impossible to overtake for 3 miles while doing 15mph..

 

[dapperbandit]

Wished more people referred to them as road bikes because then they may remember they should be cycling on THE BLOODY ROAD!

Can we call them Edge-of-the-Road Bikes? Some lycra clad twats seem so blinded by the euphoria of their active lifestyle that they don't realise nobody can overtake them.

 

[Hot Coldman]

So I met this amazing girl last week and we ended up spending this weekend together and it was so awesome and amazing and stuff, I'm leaving to go to Devon on tuesday.. we're gonna keep in touch, she has a really cool dog

She's like a girl I'd want to show my friends and not get embarrassed about smoochin' in public with

She's a keeper.

 

[War Peaceman]

I thought her impression of the old actress was just incredible, I knew who she was right away. And I haven't checked the IMDB, but was the scientist in the past played by the same actor as RB? Amazing acting if so. Great show.

That's Tom Burke, he's been around for a little while now doing bits and pieces. I think he was in Casanova?

I hadn't realised that was Ygritte! Don't know how I missed that one. She's also apparently Jon Snow's cousin, which is odd.

What a great series Utopia is though.

 

[show me your skeleton]

But they don't pay road tax! They should not be on the road! Especially when they cycle in the middle of the lane on a country road making it impossible to overtake for 3 miles while doing 15mph..

can't we all agree to call them fuckcopters, ridden around by arsey fuckpuppets?

anyway, i dislike this heat, it is impossible to sweat with dignity.

 

[Screaming Meat]

That's Tom Burke, he's been around for a little while now doing bits and pieces. I think he was in Casanova?

Isn't he the sicko in Only God Forgives? I know that doesn't exactly narrow it down...

 

[SmokyDave]

But they don't pay road tax! They should not be on the road! Especially when they cycle in the middle of the lane on a country road making it impossible to overtake for 3 miles while doing 15mph..

...neither does anyone else.

 

[The_Poet]

...neither does anyone else.

I do, am I just being a chump?

 

[dapperbandit]

I do, am I just being a chump?

I'm reminded of that Wallet Inspector bit from the Simpsons

 

[SmokyDave]

I do, am I just being a chump?

Given that it was abolished more than 80 years ago, I'd say you were being a chump


(There's no such thing as road tax. You're probably thinking of Vehicle Excise Duty which is a tax for the vehicle, not the road).

 

[The_Poet]

Given that it was abolished more than 80 years ago, I'd say you were being a chump


(There's no such thing as road tax. You're probably thinking of Vehicle Excise Duty which is a tax for the vehicle, not the road).

Oh, I Thought it went towards road repairs? It's what I've been calling the tax disc

 

[SmokyDave]

Oh, I Thought it went towards road repairs? It's what I've been calling the tax disc

I'm mainly fucking with ya, everybody thinks that 'road tax' is a thing. It ain't though, roads are paid for via income tax, council tax, and other 'general' taxes.

 

[BGBW]

Whatever you call them, keep them off the bloody pavements, or they will soon be literally bloody... because of their blood... because people will be mad at them and stuff... and hit them...

 

[SmokyDave]

Whatever you call them, keep them off the bloody pavements, or they will soon be literally bloody... because of their blood... because people will be mad at them and stuff... and hit them...

Eh, I dunno. I think it's become a catch-22 where cyclists want to stay the fuck away from motorists because so many motorists have this 'fuck you, roads are for cars' mentality. Mind you, it doesn't help that there are plenty of antagonistic cunts on bikes out there. And motorbikes. And in trucks. And cars.

Everyone on the road is as bad as everyone else. Pick a group you're not part of, and blame 'em for everything.

 

[jimbor]

I surprised you even considered following someone on Twitter. Didn't think you'd be one to be interested in what others say about mundane things.

It's a wonderful information source.

Spoiler

It's a wonderful celeb trolling tool too

 

[War Peaceman]

Isn't he the sicko in Only God Forgives? I know that doesn't exactly narrow it down...

Yes! He's the older brother of Ryan Gosling. Some weird casting right there...

 

[show me your skeleton]

Everyone on the road is as bad as everyone else. Pick a group you're not part of, and blame 'em for everything.

i for one welcome our google car overlords.

 

[The_Poet]

I'm waiting for the Minority Report car utopia

 

[Volotaire]

Gah was on the final part of the Old Russia level on the final boss and the Destiny servers disconnected for maintenance.

 

[sploatee]

Gah was on the final part of the Old Russia level on the final boss and the Destiny servers disconnected for maintenance.

It's going offline until tomorrow.

Ps feel free to add me on PSN and join the britgaf Destiny people...

 

[8bit]

It's a wonderful information source.

Spoiler

It's a wonderful celeb trolling tool too

My days would pass more slowly without the ability to call the Scottish Labour Party various names every day.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hey Meat (both flavours), you'll probably dig this, 8bit too. injurai just posted it in the "rate the song above you" thread:

DJ Krush & DJ Shadow - Duality

Bloody marvellous. I can't quite decide who's part I prefer, but that bit at 1:18...

 

[Screaming Meat]

It's a wonderful information source.

Spoiler

It's a wonderful celeb trolling tool too

Can you share some of your efforts? I imagine they're pretty damn funny.

 

[8bit]

Hey Meat (both flavours), you'll probably dig this, 8bit too. injurai just posted it in the "rate the song above you" thread:

DJ Krush & DJ Shadow - Duality

Bloody marvellous. I can't quite decide who's part I prefer, but that bit at 1:18...

That's off Meiso, innit? That's an album I need to revisit soon.

Also, my phone made me happy this morning with this on random:

Lamb - Trans Fatty Acid (Kruder & Dorfmeister Session)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NU-W-KgxI

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Yes 8bit! I love The K&D Sessions, it's an amazing mix, that's one of the best tracks on it. Lamb are so good, they're playing the Albert Hall here in November, I'm going to try and get tickets.

This track is pretty special to me, holds many feels:

Lamb - Gabriel

Zero is one of the most beautifully delicate songs I've ever heard too. The quintessential headphones track:

Lamb - Zero

 

[Screaming Meat]

I'll be all over your track tonight, Ninj, but if we're talking Lamb... you gotta Fly

Ahhh, brings back memories of ODing at Glastonbury. I thought I could see the music before I started my 5 hour up chuck ordeal.

Good times.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Lamb man, one of those bands where you can't even pick a favourite track. But Fear of Fours is probably the best record. Maybe an obvious choice, but B-Line is always such a buzz (lol). The way the intensity increases with the chorus, and then builds again with every consecutive chorus, by the end she's almost shouting the "I go bada-bada-bada-bada" line, love it:

Lamb - B-Line

 

[8bit]

B-Line's an awesome track. Going to have to get into a Female vocal trip-hop K-Hole soon I think.