What was he talking about?
Over at Hogwarts we've imported all the kiddies' A-Level and Pre U results, pretty good showing by our kids. And best of all, I didn't fuck anything up so I get to stay employed for another year.
Love my job sometimes.
He was talking to a woman but I couldn't quite make out the other side of the conversation. It was along the lines of "Well, if there's ever anything you want to see at the cinema on a weekend I'd be happy to go with you...". But you know, casual stuff. If it was life or death I'd understand but just general chat?
I thought she was going to say something when he flushed and it'd be clearly audible, but he didn't seem to miss a beat. Just kept on going as he washed his hands and went out, so it seems like she didn't mention it (she
must have noticed).
So, I guess this is just a socially acceptable thing to do now. I don't remember being consulted about this >:-(
It's one way to mask the sound of a humongous wet shite violently ripping out your anus.
Fair point. I'll pop that in the 'plus' column.