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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
i wish google voice typing wpuld use punctuation and capitalise letters that require it
i'm not sure, i guess you'd have to ask everyone else, i'm not illiterate however i definitely did and still do make some seriously questionable decisions.
I think you should all come to Manchester. Because I'm there &c.
I've spotted some "ect" usage over on gaming side today. I don't like it. It's et cetera. I blame American illiteracy. And yes, it's very important.
Clearly they should be forced to watch The King and I
Screaming Meat
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You made the right choice.
QuicheFontaine
Member
Dying.
I saw his book "A Journey" in a book shop on the way to work this morning, and he has a similar "I'm going to deck you" look on that too:
Why so angry Tony?
Or Marley and I.
I know, right! Excited!!
I saw his book "A Journey" in a book shop on the way to work this morning, and he has a similar "I'm going to deck you" look on that too:
Why so angry Tony?
"LOOK! MY DEVOUT FAITH WHICH I KEPT HIDDEN DID NOT AFFECT MY WORLDVIEW WHEN SUPPORTING JOERG W BLUSH ON THE NEW CRUSADE AHEM UMM I MEAN ERM I'LL HAVE YOU ! I WAS MICHAELMAS JCR BOXING CHAMP !!"
Screaming Meat
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The fuck are you talking about?
No way! I want to hear a defence of Blair! He's not just a cartoon villain. I'm sure he did some things right (from what I know he made some good choices regarding Northern Ireland, Sierra Leone and Bosnia-Herzegovina).
I think you're in the wrong thread mate. This isn't UK/ROI gaf.
EDIT: 2 more days to go until new Bond 007 movie announcement. aww yess! Who's your favourite Bond baddie and why?
Mr Big from Live and Let Die. I love when he blows up at the end.
Or actually that voodoo guy from Live and Let Die.
I was joking, Blair can go suck a fat one. Churchill was the best PM we had. No-one has come close to him.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
dapperbandit
Banned
Le Chiffre
Looks like an ultra super villain, but he just wants to play the stock exchange by profiting from terrorist atrocities. Understandable. Also really quite fallible character. played by Mads Mikkelson, one of two actors who give me doubts.
dapperbandit
Banned
I saw his book "A Journey" in a book shop on the way to work this morning, and he has a similar "I'm going to deck you" look on that too:
Why so angry Tony?
He doesn't get much sleep these days, plagued by concern for his hideous offspring, New Labour. Sometimes he just lays there wide awake on his mound of skulls, wondering where things went wrong.
broadwayrock
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Bambi and Thumper:
QuicheFontaine
Member
Baron Samedi?
I can't really remember the film, but I remember him being the best multiplayer character in Goldeneye 64.
My pick goes to whoever Christopher Walken was, in whatever Bond film that was.
Yes.
Thirded.
CyclopsRock
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My girlfriend got so drunk last night - by half 8 in the evening - that I had to go find her at London Bridge station (which is roughly the size of Birmingham) and then walk her back to mine, during which she tried to frighten cyclists off their bikes in Tower Bridge by pretending to be a velociraptor.
I have the funniest imagery in my head now.
Mini Boglins, easily. I have no better reason than 'because they were cooler'.
I dunno man, Monster in My Pocket's army would have like, vampires and t-rexs.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Velociraptor girlfriend is definitely a winner. Bonus points if she kept it going when you hit the sheets.
Your edit reminded me of this song by Lil' Dicky, wherein the second verse he talks about how he turned off the Departed for a movie 'bout a bee. That's true love right there.
Velociraptor in the streets, Parasaurolophus between the sheets.
I get bursts of anger every now and then and I end up destroying things. I'm really worried it's going to happen again over this. I'm about at the end of my tether with this fucking company. They better suck my dick and wipe it dry if they keep insisting that it's been posted, only to then tell me that it actually hasn't.
Suck it. And wipe it. Fucking. Dry.
Suck it. And wipe it. Fucking. Dry.
Seriously? I knew some retailers were having issues. Did you pre-order it as the bundle was available? I pre-ordered a couple of days after and got it day 1 somehow.
Ordered it the hour the bundle was put up. Preordered for over a month and they still fucked it up.
That's my guess. I might just shit in a can of Monster, seal it and send it to them first class so they know how fast actual postage is.
CyclopsRock
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She was, alas, not a velociraptor in the sheets - I took her upstairs and sat her on my bed, so that I could turn the oven on and have the nutritious dinner of southern fried chicken burgers and hash browns that I had planned before she phoned. I shove the oven on, set my alarm and when I got upstairs she's asleep lying sidways on the bed with her shirt off but everything else on, including her bootys.
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