Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Get a damn job, ya bum!
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BritGAF |OT6| Dark Souls? More like Arse Holes
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JonathanEx
Member
I'll hit the emergency button in a bit to bring... THE RETURN OF THE INQUISITOR.
But meanwhile, here's news that you'll like.
"Cunk on Shakespeare - A Moments of Wonder special". A 30 minute TV special with Philomena Cunk talking Shakespeare. Amazing.
But meanwhile, here's news that you'll like.
"Cunk on Shakespeare - A Moments of Wonder special". A 30 minute TV special with Philomena Cunk talking Shakespeare. Amazing.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I don't know! I just came to say that you should get a bloody job, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Amazing! She's a mate of mines roommate. Well, she was.
NinjaBoiX
Member
That's it! I'm outraged.
Imagine I'm Kanye doing that weird smiley to super serious face he does.
dapperbandit
Banned
That's what gifs are for
Don't make me use my imagination sploot
Don't make me use my imagination sploot
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I'm outraged at your outrage!
No, that doesn't sound like a good idea at all.
It's gotta be that way doops.
MORE OUTRAGE!
I HEARD THAT IMMIGRANTS!
ASYLUM SEEKERS DIDN'T!
REBUPICAN PARDTY!
MOSLUM MAN ON TRAIN!
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
I don't think anyone does tbqh
Nerdkiller
Membeur
"IMMIGANTS, I KNEW IT WAS THEM, EVEN WHEN IT WAS THE BEARS, I KNEW IT WAS THEM!"
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
WE'RE REACHING CRITICAL MASS HYSTERIA: PAEDOPHILLIC MUSLIN SOCIALIST BENEFIT SPONGES IN CARAVANS ARE CLAWING AT YOUR GATED COMMUNITY AND STEALING THE COPPER FROM YOUR BINS LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND YOUR COPPER VOTE UKIPS
ISTRUE. GORTON BROUN SOLD ARE COPPER WEN HE SHUDA NONE.
FUCKING CITY COME ON / GET IN!
YES ITS TRUE
ALL FOOTBALL FANS ARE ILLITRATE FASCISTS
BET THEY DONT EVEN LIKE FRANK OCEAN
BASTARDS
YOURE ALL BASTARDS
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
How are you? It's been aaaaaages.
Any Questions
Member
Now we're being a bit silly, SNP surely!
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I like your avatar more than your wacky political idea, I tell thee.
Little Old Man
Member
Cysts are where I draw the line on YouTube extraction videos. Black head removals though are so satisfying to watch.
Any Questions
Member
Liberals then?
Any Questions
Member
Have you watched George? He is the ultimate in extraction.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Only if they're in favour of the death penalty, traditional values, and the British way of life.
Good ya. Enjoying the marred life. Not doing enough band shit though.
BlazingDarkness
Member
So I'm living in Tokyo now.
I'd do anything for a proper bacon buttie. And a bag of twiglets.
I've not had a fry up in six months. ;_;
I'd do anything for a proper bacon buttie. And a bag of twiglets.
I've not had a fry up in six months. ;_;
I'd bet you can get an English breakfast somewhere in Tokyo. There's probably a Greggs in Disneyland.
BlazingDarkness
Member
Bacon here is not good. Or sausages. Or bread.
I'm visiting back in the UK in a couple of weeks, I hope it's rainy and shitty just like it always is.
Be sure to stock up on Gregg's sausage rolls from Iceland.
dapperbandit
Banned
I mentioned it in the chat but no one cared, so I'll post here instead.
Anyone ever play Settlers of Catan? I played my first game of it last night, great fun.
It's got a degree of complexity and replayability but doesn't take so long to play that no one can be arsed to finish it like Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit. By the way anyone who calls it "Civilization - The Board Game" is a liar and a snake.
But it is fun. Last night I got beaten just as I built a settlement on a bricks harbour. My brick empire was in its infancy. I was about to launch the Star Brick Enterprise. But noooo, someone had to build the longest road and get their +2 victory points and win.
Not that I'm bitter. But yes it's a good board game you guys should play it.
Also articulate, but I like that because I can crush people with my fearsome intellect and ability to describe uncommon objects under pressure.
Anyone ever play Settlers of Catan? I played my first game of it last night, great fun.
It's got a degree of complexity and replayability but doesn't take so long to play that no one can be arsed to finish it like Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit. By the way anyone who calls it "Civilization - The Board Game" is a liar and a snake.
But it is fun. Last night I got beaten just as I built a settlement on a bricks harbour. My brick empire was in its infancy. I was about to launch the Star Brick Enterprise. But noooo, someone had to build the longest road and get their +2 victory points and win.
Not that I'm bitter. But yes it's a good board game you guys should play it.
Also articulate, but I like that because I can crush people with my fearsome intellect and ability to describe uncommon objects under pressure.
When I was in Japan I had something rather close to a fry up. It was in an Okinawan restaurant, though said restaurant was in Tokyo. It wasn't quite your English breakfast, but it was yummy all the same.
Wotcha BritGaf! It's another Monday, another start to another working week.
How'd the weekend treat you? Got any plans for the week? Already counting the days for the next weekend?
Currently sat here at work after 3 hours sleep talking about deceased colleagues and bowel movements. Figured I'd try and wrangle a better conversation here instead!
How'd the weekend treat you? Got any plans for the week? Already counting the days for the next weekend?
Currently sat here at work after 3 hours sleep talking about deceased colleagues and bowel movements. Figured I'd try and wrangle a better conversation here instead!
JonathanEx
Member
Weekend! Was a good one - a friend's birthday, who decided to have a Victorian Ballroom dresscode for it, and it was at a pub she works at. So we looked really inconspicuous. But hey, a good chance to get a dress on and confuse some people. Got a message from the person who's party it was saying "Dave was asking about my friends at my party yesterday. He asked who the pretty girl in the red dress was." Yeah okay so that's a thing.
This week.... bit of an odd one. GF's working late hours, friend at work is in the US for a week, aaand our pub quiz team is down a few people so not sure we'll have a team together. Not sure how bothered I am this week in general but hey.
JonathanEx
Member
Naaaa na na na na na na na na na Cablemari Damacy
NinjaBoiX
Member
I'm on the last day of a fantastic 5 day weekend. Shopped for clothes and then went to see my mate's band play on Thursday, did a snowboarding tuition course on Friday (it's difficult at first but I think I'm well on the way to nailing it!), then flew out to Belgium with my bro on Saturday.
Spent the weekend in Bruges celebrating my mate's birthday, then this morning we got the train into Ghent to see the sights and have some lunch by the river, and now we're in Brussels before flying back home tonight. Had a mint time, amazing food and even better beer, top marks Belgium!
(If you're ever in Bruges, visit Le Trappiste, brilliant little bar.)
Next weekend I'm going to see Riot Jazz play at The Deaf Institute for my birthday, that can't fail to be a top night!
Any Questions
Member
Still in office. Another half hour and then F-IT
show me your skeleton
Member
you know there isn't a god when the witness comes out over a week before you get paid.
a week? what the hell am i meant to do with my life? absolutely anything else?! that's preposterous.
a week? what the hell am i meant to do with my life? absolutely anything else?! that's preposterous.
You could buy like, Myst for a fiver, to keep you going.
show me your skeleton
Member
no. there are probably no line puzzles in myst and i bet the whole thing has music in it like some kind of idiot.
toythatkills
Member
Do you want to borrow £30? It doesn't seem fair that someone isn't playing The Witness right now who wants to
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
I remember that song being on the first Clubland Xtreme Hardcore album I ever bought. It also had this cracker on it.CHEEZMO;193767950 said:
https://youtu.be/nUZyvNAcBE8
Nerdkiller
Membeur
So...Terry Wogan's dead...this has been quite a month for cancer related passings.
Any Questions
Member
Was thinking the same, Lemmy, Bowie, Rickman and now Wogan.
I dread to think of who's next. I mean, Attenborough ain't getting any younger. He doesn't have cancer (as far as we know) but age is a silent killer for people in their 80s and 90s.