Oh man that sounds painful, I would just pretend to be dying and play it.
The Black system with either of these faceplate I really want:
-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
BritGAF |OT6| Dark Souls? More like Arse Holes
- Thread starter JonathanEx
- Start date
Oh man that sounds painful, I would just pretend to be dying and play it.
The Black system with either of these faceplate I really want:
JonathanEx
Member
hello dog
JonathanEx
Member
toythatkills
Member
I'm not sure you'd notice the difference if he was.
show me your skeleton
Member
dog's spend less public money and touch fewer kids.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
But this is GAF. I thought we hated anything that's popular...scratch that. Everything.
GTA IV was still disappointing, my friends. I mean, how could the gameplay become this boring and the story this self serious compared to the previous titles?
dapperbandit
Banned
I can imagine it now in Westminster.
"Would the right honourable MP for Battersea please stop licking his BALLS."
"woof woof"
*loud jeers from the backbenchers*
Oh my fucking god
Heard on the local news there are a record number of bookings (thousands and thousands) for fifty shades of grey at my local cinema.
They have taken off every other film. Every single screen is the same film this weekend. This has never, ever happened before. And this is a large empire cinema with two storeys and exclusive studio screens.
I wanted to go to see a film this weekend with the girl, but that idea is out the window now. And no, it wasn't gonna be that 50 shades of ass.
Heard on the local news there are a record number of bookings (thousands and thousands) for fifty shades of grey at my local cinema.
They have taken off every other film. Every single screen is the same film this weekend. This has never, ever happened before. And this is a large empire cinema with two storeys and exclusive studio screens.
I wanted to go to see a film this weekend with the girl, but that idea is out the window now. And no, it wasn't gonna be that 50 shades of ass.
dapperbandit
Banned
Protest by capturing thousands of moths then releasing them into the theatres during screenings so the enhanced shadow of hundreds and hundreds of winged insects blots out the film. As everyone is shouting and screaming, swish the feather in your hat, cover your face with your cape and go "NYEH!" then escape.
dapperbandit
Banned
NinjaBoiX
Member
Sammy finally blocked me altogether on FB, our last remaining line of communication, going wine tasting with Spridge was apparently the final straw for her. She sent me the last in a long line of unresponded to messages literally minutes after Spridge posted on my wall, despite having unfriended me days ago.
Clearly checking my page every 5 minutes is normal, healthy behaviour. This is what I've had to put up with this past month or two, the girl is batshit. She was cool for a while, then crazy, then amazing, then basically just a wierdo.
I'm genuinely relieved now, she managed to suck dry any residual feelings I had for her with her mental, frankly cuntish behaviour this last few weeks.
Laters!
Fuck 50 Shades.
Sploatee, pls...
Clearly checking my page every 5 minutes is normal, healthy behaviour. This is what I've had to put up with this past month or two, the girl is batshit. She was cool for a while, then crazy, then amazing, then basically just a wierdo.
I'm genuinely relieved now, she managed to suck dry any residual feelings I had for her with her mental, frankly cuntish behaviour this last few weeks.
Laters!
Fuck 50 Shades.
Sploatee, pls...
Come to Mint, I'll make you a banging cocktail.CHEEZMO;151991123 said:
Clegg?
You grassed Jed? That's the kind of weasely behaviour I expect from you so not exactly a surprise. Ps You've never been good at posting.
Eventful night on gaf last night, eh? Evi finally demodded Mumei and closed the black culture thread, two decisions that can only improve gaf. Unfortunately the black culture thread was unlocked but baby steps.
Sploatee get your arse back on whatsapp, watching you drown in the see of mediocrity that passes for britgaf nowadays is very sad indeed. Jed misses you.
That was quick! You were a member when I read that!
I am going to come back at some point.
This ban smells a bit like a perma, does anyone know?
CloverCarr
Banned
Nah, end of Feb. Dave was just having a good laugh about it on whatsapp.
As to your earlier question, my idiot husband was banned for being a tool about the 3DS again.
top banter. you are hilarious.
show me your skeleton
Member
i have no idea what's going on.
show me your skeleton
Member
#notallbanter
i have a feeling there's a lengthy process involved in banning everyone except jimbor, who has his own special ban button.
i have a feeling there's a lengthy process involved in banning everyone except jimbor, who has his own special ban button.
Ta.
I actually went and got a new 3ds and monster hunter. With a shiny faceplate. I'm gonna regret this.
sat in the cinema waiting for 50 shades to start...
Also the 28th is confirmed. So put it in your diaries, yo!
Oh and #freejimbor, #jedisinnocent and #afonididntdoit
It arrived this morning and I've managed to con my fiancee into bringing it to me at work by saying it'd be a romantic gesture.
I work 10-15 minutes away and I've promised to treat her to lunch. She's leaving me tonight to work a karaoke gig so it's gonna be the only time I get to see her.
toythatkills
Member
I hope whoever has to reveal the name of Lucy's killer just out of nowhere goes "AND IT WAS BARRY!" and then everyone panics and they have to improvise for the rest of the week.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
It was a joke. Turn off the game console.
one of my best friends is english and he has told me that Jimbor was only joking. #bantergate
show me your skeleton
Member
got the day off today so just finished a piece of music and trying to find another project to join.
Working but just got my MM n3DS. Fobbing work off for the rest of the day now.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Just about to head into town to buy clothes I don't need, then meeting the bro for a few pints at Hilary Step, making a curry for tea, then off to work tonight.
Tomorrow out for Eilidh's birthday, Sunday roast in Chorlton then fuck knows, out all night knowing her!
Bit of a last minute change of plans because E not so great after going out on Thurs so instead gonna stay in and watch DVDs while playing the new toy.
Just got in from seeing 50 Shades and eating at Bakerie.
#chinnerbetrolling
show me your skeleton
Member
gonna' do that tonight. it's 20% now i think so that's still pretty good.
also i shaved my head today and now i look like a white rick ross.
OI! 28th! You in or what?
Same goes to you Cheez and Ninj and any others! Can we get this fixed in our Filofaxes now?
NinjaBoiX
Member
Count me in sploatee!
Can I assume that festivities will be concluded by 9-10pm? I can take the night off if needs be but can just as easily go to work straight after. Maybe request a 11pm start if that works. There is plenty of time to sort out a time frame I guess.
Will text/PM Steve when more concrete deets are established.
Can I assume that festivities will be concluded by 9-10pm? I can take the night off if needs be but can just as easily go to work straight after. Maybe request a 11pm start if that works. There is plenty of time to sort out a time frame I guess.
Will text/PM Steve when more concrete deets are established.
Wait, is this the next BritGAF meetup? Or is that still in March? I have some money reserved in my March budget for that.
Musha_Soturi
Member
No this is just the Manc peeps arranging a mini Manc Meetup.
The next official BritGaf meet will most likely be last weekend in March, I've not sorted it out yet but will probably set up the official thread by the end of this month, I'll link it in here so you'll be properly informed don't worry.
Ah cool, thanks.
Cheers for this, Danj. Had a pretty decent korma for dinner last night because of the discount.