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BritGAF |OT6| Dark Souls? More like Arse Holes
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Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I need to get my arse in there.
Not literally.
I don't know a single documentary that isn't biased in some way... well, except Loose Change; that's a very even handed look at 9/11.
Plus, it was Alan Greenspan who was the Objectivist, not Clinton. He was the Chairman of The Federal Reserve for a very long time (from Reagan's administration right through to The Boy King, George W.). He was at the head of the table of the driving force behind the US economy, so there's no doubt he had Clinton's ear.
Not literally.
Hi!
CHEEZMO;151617176 said:
Boom McGoom. Can't do this sat either and I forgot to check last night. I'll check tonight.
Morning all. It's Thursday, baby. Let's do this!
What you thinking of doing?
No idea. Originally planned to visit family in Sweden this month but that fell through. This is a case of take holiday or lose it. Guess I'll just see the parts of London I've not been to before.
Don't need a holiday for that.
I hear Tower Hamlets is nice this time of year.
Blackpool is gorgeous in the off season.
*waves frantically* Hiiiiiii!
Today I will be mostly wishing it was Tuesday.
Which not only is my birthday, but my interview at rockstar.
I will bring up a lot about it being my birthday so I get this job.
I may even be prepared to take all the dicks in anywhere to get this role.
I think I'm bringing the right level of professionalism to this interview.
show me your skeleton
Member
oh cool! what position are you interviewing for?
You should also bring a PC with you and during the interview throw it to the ground and start stomping on it to show how well you'll fit into R*
Sys admin position
haha well considering my role would involve supporting server architecture and some PC side support think I'll have to pass on this....
When they ask about questions can you please say the following:
"J'accuse! You misogynist macho jerks! You help contribute to a culture which glorifies violence under the auspices of 'satire'. Well, your 'satire' is puerile and unconvincing and your games are busywork refashioned into a shameless cash grab. For shame!"
dapperbandit
Banned
That might jeopardize things
Shhh. Don't tell him!
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Don't listen to this jezebel. She know not what she says.
I've never played a GTA game apart from the first one.
I'm just trying to give constructive job advice, that's all.
I worry if I get the role I maybe covered in red paint and bra's and labled as #gamergate
Pls don't kill me Anita, I have to work to eat...
show me your skeleton
Member
woah, if i knew peaches would be involved i would have applied.
Hate to break it to you but Peaches is dead.
moldy peaches are better than none.
CloverCarr
Banned
Dave's jumping up and down because he called the Crew outselling Forza and HashtagDriveclub but he can't claim his smug prize in that games side thread.
Poor Dave.
Poor Dave.
When did he get banned?!?!
Why is everyone banned?!?!?!?!?!
Also, props on giving Hashtag Driveclub it's proper name. So many people get it wrong.
JonathanEx
Member
I feel like I have word exhaustion. Is this a thing? I feel I've made it up but I quite like the term. Been writing a *lot* of stuff at work this week, mainly promotional stuff. In fact, it's what I've been doing all week. Considering a normal week is mostly designing and building websites, it's a bit of a change.
Sure, I can do the writing and shit, but oof, I've hit the wall of 'no, there are no more words, i've used them all too many times and I no longer remember how to form a sentence'. Glad I'm not a copy writer. Oof.
Sure, I can do the writing and shit, but oof, I've hit the wall of 'no, there are no more words, i've used them all too many times and I no longer remember how to form a sentence'. Glad I'm not a copy writer. Oof.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Everyone has been banned for months, sploatee. The "people" you are interacting with are simply artificial intelligence algorithms that respond to the thread based on personality profiles recycled from their previous posts. You're the only one on this whole forum. It's the next level of hellbanning.
dapperbandit
Banned
Don't listen to Jackben, he's a hick yanky doodle that can't be trusted.
The truth is sploatee, there are only two people on the internet.
The truth is sploatee, there are only two people on the internet.
You and me.
Latin, my dear. Etymology is your friend, love. Etc. Patronising stuff, Etc.
Whoa this is getting too real.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Odu44wYk4
Posting...has changed.
It's not about forums, or communities. It's not even about profit, resources, or ethics in video game journalism.
It's an endless set of proxy servers, owned by mercenaries and machines.
Posting, and its vast consumption of human life, has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
Posting has changed.
AI controlled posters carry AI controlled viruses, using AI controlled gear.
Transistors inside their chips enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Internet control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
Posting has changed.
The age of ignorance is now the age of control, averting catastrophe from weapons of mass trolling.
And he who controls the internet, controls history.
Posting has changed.
When the internet is under total control...
Posting becomes routine.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
From the outside, BritGAF might seem like a happy community.
But every time I look at the thread, I see Jedeye Sniv's eyes staring back at me...
Tell him for me.
Tell him that I was the one who did it.
BritGAF...
We're not tools of the forum...
or anyone else.
Posting was the only thing
- the only thing-
I was good at.
But at least I posted for what I believed in.
From the outside, BritGAF might seem like a happy community.
But every time I look at the thread, I see Jedeye Sniv's eyes staring back at me...
Tell him for me.
Tell him that I was the one who did it.
BritGAF...
We're not tools of the forum...
or anyone else.
Posting was the only thing
- the only thing-
I was good at.
But at least I posted for what I believed in.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
One of the best bits of the entire series imo. Fox's MGS1 VO is also some of the best in the series, even just for the bits at the RAY fight at the end.
show me your skeleton
Member
nah. there's some good ideas but it's hidden behind GOD AWFUL control schemes and animu male gaze shit-wank.
I'm not in work tomorrow ! And I actually went out at night ! I'm going wild! I just had some reduced sugar jam on organic spelt crackers and now I'm going to listen to Question Time while playing Metroid Prime ! Have at ye, losers !
Also, not next Sat but the Sat after? How does that sit with people? Obviously id rather go to queer places as always but happy to go to a hetero establishment for you dudes.
Also, not next Sat but the Sat after? How does that sit with people? Obviously id rather go to queer places as always but happy to go to a hetero establishment for you dudes.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Honestly I like queer places more too. Less douchebaggery and alpha broism, more people just dancing and having a good time. In b4 #notallstraightbars
Agreed, always been my favorite character in the series. He felt real even if he did have a cliche background.CHEEZMO;151823336 said:
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I'll give you this...at least it wasn't GTA IV. Biggest letdown I've ever had for a game.CHEEZMO™;151803071 said:
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
...that's one of my favourite ones. Niko is The Man.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Saturday 28th Feb? Let's do it!
I'll PM Steve about it seeing as he's a part time poster in here nowadays, it'll be good to catch up with him.
Anti-social MancGAF, leave thy caves of solitude and come mingle!
I'm all for gay bars, they can be good fun but what kind of redneck dives have you been going to that are filled with douchebaggery and alpha broism?
As far as Manchester goes you can get that kind of stuff in Deansgate Locks where all the teenagers go but in the main it's a pretty open minded city.
Note: I'm saying Northern Quarter to start, loads of cool little places not full of "douchebags and bros" and some great places to eat, then on through Piccadilly Gardens, down Portland Street and into the village.
Yeah, I think IV is my favourite. V is just far too over the top.
Mine should be arriving from France tomorrow. The wait is figuratively killing me. It doesn't help the fact that I'm working 12-hour shifts as of today, so when (if) it does arrive tomorrow, I'm not going to get my hands on it until around 9pm.