So uh, never mind the refurbished WiiU...
Over the weekend I went to Target after hearing about the clearance sales. Picked up Pikmin 3, but the $150 WiiUs were sold out. So I put it out of my mind. The next day I'm biking home and realize there's another Target at a separate mall. Just a few months old so I had no idea. I went in and saw a WiiU Deluxe! I spoke to the dept manager, who informed me that the clearance prices were an "error" and they wouldn't honour them. Fair enough, so I went home, again resigned. The next day I was near the first Target so I go in and scoop up a raincheck in the event that it's not discontinued - it is, but I grab the raincheck anyway. I go home, look at it closely, and realize it doesn't specify the store. So today I had a spare half hour, went back to the second Target, grabbed an oblivious salesperson, took the WiiU out of its casing, gave him the raincheck, paid, and made out with my 50% discounted WiiU like I'd robbed the joint.
No time to play until Saturday but I'm stoked! Thank you, guys, for posting it here.