Sketches that are better than Rick James True Hollywood Story:
Wayne Brady/Training Day
Haters Ball
Racial Draft
Clayton Bigsby
The Mad Real World
"White people love Wayne Brady... because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."
The revenge episode was my favorite.
The one where he pushes the dude in the wheel chair down the stairs, blows the place up, the punts the baby down the street.
And1 sketch humiliates those five sketches AND Rick James like it was Ronny "Fielders Choice" Banks....
the And 1 sketch is so underrated. it's niche humor though. my friends had never seen the And 1 mixtapes before that.
One of my favorite shows of all time, it didnt last long but consistently brought actual laughs. I am still quoting stuff from the show on a daily basis
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I miss this guy so much. We all know why he left though.
Dave Chappelle: Who? Who's Nick Cannon?
Chappelle's Kid: Daddy,
[with huge grin on face]
Chappelle's Kid: Nick Cannon's hilarious.
Dave Chappelle: Man, fuck you son! I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's funny, isn't it? I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!
Fuck Nick Cannon!
Black Bush is fucking great.
"I got a coalition of the the willing, I got forty nations ready to roll, son!"
"Like who?"
"Who the fuck said that?"
The Black White Supremacist is still probably my favorite.
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Machiavelli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94
What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94
How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo
And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table
Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
You ain't gettin' no {cootchie}
Yellow cake!
Not sure if posted, but timely. Grantland has a Chapelles Show feature, worth reading A Battle for the Best Chappelle's Show Sketch Ever.
10 freakin years? One bad sketch that stands out was that Oprah one.
Still quote various episodes on a daily basis.
I didn't even realized I'd been saying "OK I will!" like the Tupac sketch until I watched it again.
Insane.