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Chappelle's Show -- 10 year anniversary

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One of my favorite shows of all time, it didnt last long but consistently brought actual laughs. I am still quoting stuff from the show on a daily basis

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Sketches that are better than Rick James True Hollywood Story:

Wayne Brady/Training Day
Haters Ball
Racial Draft
Clayton Bigsby
The Mad Real World

Just now realized the Wayne Brady skit was based on Training Day. Mind blown.

and my favorite quote from The Mad Real World: "Katie got some big ass tit-tays"

"White people love Wayne Brady... because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."

IT WAS MOONEY!!!
 

T Dollarz

Member
Watched his stand up special "For What It's Worth" last night. That was some of the best stand up I've seen. I like him for that more than his show, which was still good.
 

legacyzero

Banned
The revenge episode was my favorite.

The one where he pushes the dude in the wheel chair down the stairs, blows the place up, the punts the baby down the street.
 

JudgeN

Member
Damn it's been 10 years, there hasn't been a good sketch comedy show since this went off the air. Dave chappelle will always be the king.
 
The revenge episode was my favorite.

The one where he pushes the dude in the wheel chair down the stairs, blows the place up, the punts the baby down the street.

This will never diminish in funniness.

"Oh... thank you... thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for making it that much sweeter, you son of a bitch!"
 

Ifrit

Member
Dave Chappelle: Who? Who's Nick Cannon?
Chappelle's Kid: Daddy,
[with huge grin on face]
Chappelle's Kid: Nick Cannon's hilarious.
Dave Chappelle: Man, fuck you son! I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's funny, isn't it? I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!

Fuck Nick Cannon!
 
The one with John Mayer was hilarious. When Quest Love was banging the drums, Dave is doing that crazy Will Smith-like dance.

And the internet one: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SPAM BUSTERS, BITCH!"
 
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kittens

Unconfirmed Member
Can't believe it's only been ten years. Feels more like 15 or 20. Chappelle has had an awesome positive influence on this nation's concept of race and race politics. And he's funny as fuck. Love him.
 
You know you can't see it
Blind to the Eyes
Came up in yo face
OOPS POW SURPRISE!!!!!!!

Chappelle's Show still the greatest TV ever. I can't really say more than that but damn it's been 10 years. I remember being so hyped when the show came on every week. Memories. Time for a marathon!
 

SKINNER!

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One of my favorite shows of all time, it didnt last long but consistently brought actual laughs. I am still quoting stuff from the show on a daily basis

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wait a minute. They eventually released them in the UK!? wow, I had to pick up the Region 1 discs back when I was looking for them.
 
The Real World skit...so good.

Really can't believe it's been 10 years. I just watched the Behind the Actors studio episode with him recently, definitely a good watch.
 

Kimaka

Member
10 years? It doesn't feel that long ago when people where shouting "WHAT? OKAY" down the hallways. Great show. Nothing has come close to its humor since.
 
One of my favorites was Dudes Night Out (Schlipps Beer)

Even before the skit started, Dave already threw out a funny punch line:

"Now I know beer companies sponsor my show, I ain't talking about them, them shits delicious"

And then the end of that skit where they were trying to pick up hookers, every line was pure gold.
 

DrFunk

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Listen close, as life turns its pages
Machiavelli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
You ain't gettin' no {cootchie}
 

JDSN

Banned
Dave Chappelle: Who? Who's Nick Cannon?
Chappelle's Kid: Daddy,
[with huge grin on face]
Chappelle's Kid: Nick Cannon's hilarious.
Dave Chappelle: Man, fuck you son! I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's funny, isn't it? I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!

Fuck Nick Cannon!

I even remember the son's fucked up teeth.
 
Black Bush is fucking great.

"I got a coalition of the the willing, I got forty nations ready to roll, son!"
"Like who?"
"Who the fuck said that?"
 
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Machiavelli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
You ain't gettin' no {cootchie}

Holy SHIT I gotta watch this again.
 

Crisco

Banned
I remember when I first watched the Black Bush skit, after he knocked over the water my friends and I were laughing so hard that we basically missed the next minute or so the sketch. What an amazing show.
 

belvedere

Junior Butler
I didn't even realized I'd been saying "OK I will!" like the Tupac sketch until I watched it again.

Insane.

Yeah, same here, most of the time it's reactionary and I don't even realize I'm doing it. Anytime I hear someone say something about having headphones on in the office I want to quote the Dylon skit. Fortunately I haven't, and still have a job.
 
I frequently, when I hear my phone ring, say "They CAAAALLIN me." before I pick it up.

That Grantland article just utterly fucked all work productivity for about 15 minutes. I was TRYING to work. Failed.
 
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