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Chris Evans posted a pic of his phone camera roll on Instagram. In addition to a pic of his face with the text "Guard that pussy", there was a pic of his dick as well.

 

[Punished Miku]

This is a large part of why I don't ever want to mess with social media. Click a few wrong buttons and you're suddenly giving a press conference to the world nude lol.

 

[M1chl]

Meh, I hope he at least is going to handle it with pride and leave it there. But again, who the fuck cares. Some simpses?

 

[teezzy]

Ain't gonna lie, I'd peek.

 

[Birdo]

He's lucky that he's free from Disney's clutch now. Otherwise he'd have to do a public apology.

 

[CAB_Life]

The actual pic in question (only nsfw if you watch the family friendly clip till the end where he forgot to cut out his recent photo clips—third row down, if I remember):

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It’s alright. I was expecting bigger tbh, given all the fainting maidens on Twitter.

 

[SpiceRacz]

That's a solid hog.

 

[J-Roderton]

Way to go man.

 

[Blade2.0]

Live journal, huh?

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[EverydayBeast]

You're gonna need privacy for things like this.

 

[haxan7]

Woopsy

 

[Rentahamster]

Looking good, Cap'n

 

[nush]

What a time to be alive.

 

[Compsiox]

For this reason there should be like an option for a timer before your post goes live. Like 5 minutes or custom.

 

[DonMigs85]

and here I thought he was such a wholesome dude, I guess he's more like his Johnny Storm persona than Cap in real life

 

[Cunth]

Maybe he saved a pic of someone else’s dick

 

[Revolutionary]

 

[ManaByte]

Maybe he saved a pic of someone else’s dick

 

[Rentahamster]

I actually wouldn't mind knowing what Iceman's dick looks like.

 

[Davey Cakes]

That's a solid hog.

He has the body, the charisma, and a dick that won't stab the cervix. To women, that's perfection.

 

[En Sama]

Is it red white and blue or sumthin?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

OP would slurp Captain America's cock before he could even say "Hail Hydra!".

 

[Kev Kev]

"accidentally"

 

[DESTROYA]

OP would slurp Captain America's cock before he could even say "Hail Hydra!".

Thats a pretty low blow even for your standards .

 

[Kamina]

Are you guy really googling his „Hydra“ now?

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler

 

[CAB_Life]

Maybe he saved a pic of someone else’s dick

See, that’s the alternative that no one seems to be considering.

 

[TrainedRage]

Dude is a whore.
Toxic masculinity, disgusting.
Nazi.

 

[diffusionx]

not impressed

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Thats a pretty low blow even for your standards .

Believe me when i say it was just a joke, but yeah it's definitely a low blowjob

 

[DESTROYA]

Believe me when i say it was just a joke, but yeah it's definitely a low blowjob

I set them up and you knock them down , yay teamwork !

 

[Jooxed]

Somewhere -Arcadia- ‘s and MiyazakiHatesKojima ’s screenshot button working overtime.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Somewhere -Arcadia- ‘s and MiyazakiHatesKojima ’s screenshot button working overtime.

Btw, can you resize that Nas Photoshop to match the original meme's size?

 

[Jooxed]

Btw, can you resize that Nas Photoshop to match the original meme's size?

can I do it in the AM? I’m not around my pc atm

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

can I do it in the AM? I’m not around my pc atm

Take your time! I'm in no rush, just finished Ghostly Tower

 

[Coolwhhip]

Celebs go through rough attention starved times. This guy takes it to the next level though.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I love how 98% of the responses are nice and wholesome actually lol


Also people are running wild with the fact one of the pictures says "Guard that Pussy".

 

[TheSadRanger]

Alright, who's seen the pic? I'm curious if my dicks bigger than Captain America's.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Alright, who's seen the pic? I'm curious if my dicks bigger than Captain America's.

No dick is bigger than the dick of freedom.

 

[TheSadRanger]

No dick is bigger than the dick of freedom.

Deets or btfo.

 

[frostyxc]

This is all a ploy by Evans to play off Hayley Atwell's extreme competitiveness to push her into one-upping him, right? Riiiight?

 

[O-N-E]

I love how 98% of the responses are nice and wholesome actually lol


Also people are running wild with the fact one of the pictures says "Guard that Pussy".

Well, that's sure a positive spin on those words.

I took it to mean someone's gonna need to guard that pussy cause Cap' will be fighting to get in there.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Nobody_Important]

Mark Ruffalo is amazing lol

 

[Cunth]

I love how 98% of the responses are nice and wholesome actually lol


Also people are running wild with the fact one of the pictures says "Guard that Pussy".

Talk about misunderstanding the image

 

[Nobody_Important]

Talk about misunderstanding the image

It's just people having fun. Pretty sure Chris Evans doesn't mean anything nefarious with the image.

 

[Rentahamster]

Alright, who's seen the pic? I'm curious if my dicks bigger than Captain America's.

You can't measure yours and his accurately without an object in his photo that establishes scale.

 

[Nobody_Important]

You can't measure yours and his accurately without an object in his photo that establishes scale.

The science of dick pics.

 

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