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[Rentahamster]

The science of dick pics.

I'm a certified expert.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I'm a certified expert.

So that's where xHamster got its name....

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Is he bigger than you gaf?

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Is he bigger than you gaf?

 

[Compsiox]

So where are they pics? I want to see that big ol slonker.

 

[Stouffers]

I think I’m ok not seeing it. I’ve seen a penis.

 

[highrider]

He’s such a smarmy fucker now. He used to seem pretty cool. Now he seems like he’d be best buddies with Trevor Noah.

 

[nush]

I think I’m ok not seeing it. I’ve seen a penis.

But when's the last time you could look down and see your own?

 

[slugbahr]

Dude is a whore.
Toxic masculinity, disgusting.
Nazi.

You seem upset.
Did he fuck your boss or something?

 

[O-N-E]

Next level buffoon.

 

[Stouffers]

But when's the last time you could look down and see your own?

Like with a mirror on the floor?

 

[carlosrox]

"BREAKING NEWS".

I thought COVID was end times. Celeb cocks are breaking news now?

 

[ManaByte]

 

[oagboghi2]

Mark Ruffalo is amazing lol

Mark Ruffalos sees Chris Evans dick and the first thing in his head is Donald Trump.

You people are mentally ill

 

[Shadowplay1979]

I actually wouldn't mind knowing what Iceman's dick looks like.

 

[Rentahamster]

It's patriotic enough, but still

Press X to doubt

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Faptain America

 

[GymWolf]

 

[epicnemesis]

Meh, hard to gage size from a photo, but I thought given the reaction it was pornstar level.

Edit: also I still think it’s weird that dickpics are a thing.

 

[brap]

Not that much thicker than I am.

 

[fran.fernandez]

Yummy

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

He has the body, the charisma, and a dick that won't stab the cervix. To women, that's perfection.

How does ones dick even stab a cervix?! A long, skinny, but needle dick?!

Is he bigger than you gaf?

Can't speak for others, but no.

Spoiler: Pics 4 proof, NSFW

 

[T.v]

Cap knows his camera angles.

 

[DeepBreath87]

Mark Ruffalo is just such an insufferable douche.

 

[RoadHazard]

This is a large part of why I don't ever want to mess with social media. Click a few wrong buttons and you're suddenly giving a press conference to the world nude lol.

Or you could just not take dick pics. Like, for what reason is anyone photographing their own penis?

 

[Foamy]

"I could do this all day".

 

[nush]

Or you could just not take dick pics. Like, for what reason is anyone photographing their own penis?

Some women request and expect them.

 

[MastAndo]

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Mark Ruffalo is just such an insufferable douche.

he just has that god emperor sized cock in his mind all day.

 

[Jon Neu]

Is he bigger than you gaf?

No one is a bigger dick than me.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Or you could just not take dick pics. Like, for what reason is anyone photographing their own penis?

For research of course. I have taken a picture of mine daily, ever since I was a little girl. Gotta measure the rate of growth.

 

[HellforLeather]

I love how 98% of the responses are nice and wholesome actually lol


Also people are running wild with the fact one of the pictures says "Guard that Pussy".

Chris better chime in and correct this shit.

 

[Christopher]

So where is it?

 

[Elcid]

I think I’m ok not seeing it. I’ve seen a penis.

This thread should have been called “Captain America leaks that his dick is smaller than the average GAF hydra”

 

[O-N-E]

It's the most flattering angle possible and if he hasn't confirmed, might not even be his dick.

That aside, looks around average size.

 

[Vaelka]

I don't understand people who take dick pics at all lol.
Unless they've got an Onlyfans or something.

 

[DESTROYA]

I don't understand people who take dick pics at all lol.
Unless they've got an Onlyfans or something.

Identification purposes.

 

[manfestival]

Is this Chris Evans trying to get ahead of being #metoo'd?

 

[HawksWinStanley]

This is a large part of why I don't ever want to mess with social media. Click a few wrong buttons and you're suddenly giving a press conference to the world nude lol.

The amount of anxiety and stress I experience when my wife randomly asks me to screen mirror a video of our daughter when our family is over could kill a chimp.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

Haven't seen, won't see.

 

[Elcid]

Identification purposes.

PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF

 

[DESTROYA]

Cap and Cable pretty clever.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[iconmaster]

That’s right, it’s an erection year.

 

[Elcid]

My friend DMed me the pic on instagram to trick me into seeing it.
I've been dicked.
On a positive note, I now know my dick is bigger.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

How does one accidentally leak/post a dick pick on Instagram anyway?

 

[DESTROYA]

A dudes dick pic trolled everyone. So stupid something like this got this much erection...I mean attention.
Twitter was a mistake

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Not Surprised someone who whips out their dick in front of the whole world would vote for a sexual predator like Biden

 

[Faenrir]

So you guys that watched...

why ? xD