Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey - July 2026

I don't remember anything about those movies except for being boring pretentious snore fest
I really liked Inception and I also liked the Dark Knight movies, but I think Nolan is a one-trick pony, in a sense. He makes movies with a "mindfuck"-gimmick, and that gets a bit boring after you've seen some of his movies already. I also found Tenet to be very disappointing. Interstellar was alright, but I don't see what's so special about it. His movies begin to feel "samey" in a macro sense.
 
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The ship seems...wrong. Too much Viking longship with the plank technique and belly.

I thought ships from this region in this period were more like galleys, like this..
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I'm guessing they wanted an ACTUAL ship that could float and sail, thus were limited with options versus CGI, but I'm definitely disappointed in that drab look. Maybe there is a source he is using for that specific ship?

 
Tom Holland is so small he looks like a hobbit in those pictures. Like straight up looks like Nolan is filming LotR.

I thought exactly the same thing, it almost looked like a scene with a Hobbit.

But the problem is, nothing fits with the costumes and the sets so far. Everything looks anachronistic. I almost expect something like Gerard Butler in his underwear and a cape in the next leaked photos.
 
Is tom Holland a manufactured star?

He was fine as Peter Parker but it's like this guy played the new spider so automatically he gets to star in anything.

He's just a little runt. Who permanently looks like a teenager who hasn't grown into a man yet. He does have some charisma but he should just play teens only.

I'm not some huge jacked up guy or anything but if I see someone play drake I want someone like Channing Tatum in size at least.
 
Is tom Holland a manufactured star?

He was fine as Peter Parker but it's like this guy played the new spider so automatically he gets to star in anything.

He's just a little runt. Who permanently looks like a teenager who hasn't grown into a man yet. He does have some charisma but he should just play teens only.

I'm not some huge jacked up guy or anything but if I see someone play drake I want someone like Channing Tatum in size at least.
He is Nathan drake. And a tough one too.
 
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Desperately in need of a real armorer, what is this

Is that a...Greek-African soldier in the middle ? 😁

Man, I thought that we were over this pandering/PC/pseudo diversity shit but apparently Nolan didn't get the memo.

They just can't help themselves unfortunately

Edit : the armor looks shite
Edit 2 : I just saw the photos with the ships and...LOL, what the fuck is that...
Maybe, just maybe, they tried to emulate a Τριακόντορος (sorry don't know what's called in english) ?
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Edit 3 : Yep, looks like it
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I'm still 50/50 on this whole thing being a rug pul and Nolan doing something fucking wild.

Everything just feels off. It's so bizarre.

Or maybe someone forced Nolan to do this.
 
I'm still 50/50 on this whole thing being a rug pul and Nolan doing something fucking wild.

Everything just feels off. It's so bizarre.

Or maybe someone forced Nolan to do this.
Why would someone force him?
 
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Why would someone force him?

Well someone gave him 200 million dollars for Tenet and that thing bombed harder than Nagasaki so now he owes the mafia 200 million dollars plus interest.

But more seriously, I was half-joking of course. But everything about this movie feels off, especially for a detail-oriented director like Nolan. Utterly bizarre casting, strange set and costume design choices. It's just.. weird. I don't understand what he's doing. At all.
 
Well someone gave him 200 million dollars for Tenet and that thing bombed harder than Nagasaki so now he owes the mafia 200 million dollars plus interest.

But more seriously, I was half-joking of course. But everything about this movie feels off, especially for a detail-oriented director like Nolan. Utterly bizarre casting, strange set and costume design choices. It's just.. weird. I don't understand what he's doing. At all.
Different studio so Tenet's performance doesn't matter now.

The deal he signed with Universal when he moved over to Universal after Tenet gives him creative control. So this is the movie he wants to make. For me Nolan has earned the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Is that a...Greek-African soldier in the middle ? 😁

Man, I thought that we were over this pandering/PC/pseudo diversity shit but apparently Nolan didn't get the memo.

They just can't help themselves unfortunately
That's not pandering, it's historically (or at least Homerically) accurate. Memnon, the king of Aethiopia, was one of the defenders of Troy, and his army consisted of thousands of warriors from what is now Africa and India. If they hadn't been given local equipment at some point during the nine-year campaign, they'd have plundered it on the battlefield, since looting corpses was very much the thing to do.

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^ Memnon, c 500 BC.
 
That's not pandering, it's historically (or at least Homerically) accurate. Memnon, the king of Aethiopia, was one of the defenders of Troy, and his army consisted of thousands of warriors from what is now Africa and India. If they hadn't been given local equipment at some point during the nine-year campaign, they'd have plundered it on the battlefield, since looting corpses was very much the thing to do.

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^ Memnon, c 500 BC.

You're half right brother.
Technically, Ethiopians, back then were considered and described as "dark skinned" and not necessarily "black".(i.e, Ethiopian blacks that we have today).
Think Egyptian(s) more like characteristics -wise.

Memnon's skin color is open to interpretation since, again, it's been 3000 years give or take since Όμηρος wrote the Iliad and geographical/human/racial characteristics have also changed since then due to many reason ls (racial/tribal mixing etc).

Talking about misconceptions : not all ancient Greeks were dark skinned with dark hair like most people believe , quite the opposite in fact although, that also depended on various factors like mix of influences from local populations, migrations, interactions with different European groups etc etc...

Talking about the Iliad, Achilles is described by Homer as having "fair" hair - which probably meant he had either blonde, light brown or, that his hair was lighter in tone generally speaking compared to other characters.
This is the thing, we can't talk exactly.in absolutes for all the obvious reasons...

...not that it matters though mate.since from.what I've seen , this movie's cast is...ooof, you have the eternally boy looking spider boy, Matt Damon, Zendaya and Bernthal...Jesus Christ this couldn't be a more tone deaf cast even if they tried and looking at those armors also... yeah, I'm not getting my hopes up 😉

IMO, that straight to TV. Armand Asante movie was A-OK for its time and these politically charged times aren't the right ones as to create authentic feeling historical dramas for all the obvious reasons.

Sorry for the rambling in broken English and oversimplified message but it's pretty.late.over here so...Cheers
 
I'm still 50/50 on this whole thing being a rug pul and Nolan doing something fucking wild.

Everything just feels off. It's so bizarre.

Or maybe someone forced Nolan to do this.
I'm sort of also leaning in that direction. Like it will actually end up being a computer simulation or something.
 
You're half right brother.
Technically, Ethiopians, back then were considered and described as "dark skinned" and not necessarily "black".(i.e, Ethiopian blacks that we have today).
Think Egyptian(s) more like characteristics -wise.

Memnon's skin color is open to interpretation since, again, it's been 3000 years give or take since Όμηρος wrote the Iliad and geographical/human/racial characteristics have also changed since then due to many reason ls (racial/tribal mixing etc).
I'm not sure what was only half right about that. Aethiopia was the exotic lands from the far East and West of the world - northern Africa to India, so not just Egypt / Sudan sort of area. It wasn't a single country, so it would have encompassed a wide range of races. A few hundred years after Homer, Herodotus described some of them as having "the woolliest hair of all men".
 
The ship seems...wrong. Too much Viking longship with the plank technique and belly.

I thought ships from this region in this period were more like galleys, like this..
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I'm guessing they wanted an ACTUAL ship that could float and sail, thus were limited with options versus CGI, but I'm definitely disappointed in that drab look. Maybe there is a source he is using for that specific ship?



There's actual recreations floating about.

Uluburu II - replica of a shipwreck laden with an absolute fortune off the coast of Anatolia. Contemporary with this time period.

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Minoan and Mycenae style penteconters.

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Maybe it's a movie about Hollywood actors laarping the Odyssey. Then it would make sense. A Nolan Comedy
That would be right up his alley. A movie within a movie and the only way you can tell the difference between what is really real and what is the movie is because of the synthetic carpets. Lol
 
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