Damn. I was hoping I was so badass, no one wanted to mess with me.

I do wish they would include that stat though; it would be nice to know if you're getting attacked every 15 minutes because you look like easy pickings, or just because there are millions of players so even a low attempt rate makes for lots of attacks.
Thanks for all of the tips, gang. <3 I have a question about the Clan Castle though. So with my housing of 10, that means I can hold 10 Archers or 2 Giants, right? And unlike my standard army, they'll rush out to engage enemy troops when I'm attacked, right? And also unlike my standard army, they magically reappear in the Castle at the end of the battle, even if they've been killed; the only way to lose them is to deploy them during an attack. So if my Clan donates 10 L6 Archers to me, they'll just live in my Castle and defend my town "forever," as long as I never deploy them on offense? What if I leave the Clan, or get booted?
Any other lowbies wanna form a defensive Clan with me?