JesseEwiak
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Why shouldn't Triple H have won at Mania against Punk if the guy is leaving in July?
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CM Punk Walks Out of the WWE
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Why shouldn't Triple H have won at Mania against Punk if the guy is leaving in July?
Bobby Roberts
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It's this.
It's a selfie. He's holding the camera. She's not - her arms aren't at the right angle. Her arms are at the right angle to be holding the beer so that the neck of the bottle enters the frame from the bottom.
Ninja Scooter
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A true Straight Edge wouldn't even get that close to a beer, and certainly wouldn't associate with a family member who drinks.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
DoktorEvil
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bean breath
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What, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
Here, I've recreated the rest of the image that's just out of frame:
Tesseract
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What, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
Here, I've recreated the rest of the image that's just out of frame:
HAHAHA
dear god.
What, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
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Welp.
I can't disagree with that.
Dark Ninja
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Punk is obviously holding his phone with his right hand and taking a picture, his sister is holding the beer or its on the table. Although Punk should bust into RAW in a beer truck and spray all that toxic alcohol on Vince
UberTag
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That would actually be a great angle for a heel straight-edge superstar. Instead of lecturing the audience and preaching like Straight Edge Society Punk did, he should have actively gotten his opponents drunk, high and intoxicated so they would be impaired and unable to wrestle. Hence he would win all his matches by forfeit.
Would that pass PG?
UberTag
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I'm not saying it's one that would work in the WWE.
Other companies could run with it, though.
googleplex
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I don't even follow wrestling anymore, but you guys are killing me.What, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
Here, I've recreated the rest of the image that's just out of frame:
It also helps that I'm very drunk right now.
Triple H shouldn't be going over anybody at a PPV at this point in his "career."
UberTag
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I very much doubt he's beating Roman Reigns if he's fighting him at Mania.
He would have beaten CM Punk.
Daniel Bryan's a toss-up.
IdreamofHIME
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What, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
Here, I've recreated the rest of the image that's just out of frame:
That's a big girl
Shaleen Vs Kevin Nash at WM30 confirmed
UberTag
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'The rub' is just as imaginary as Vince McMahon's brass rings... or grapefruit-sized testicles.
pants
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What, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
Here, I've recreated the rest of the image that's just out of frame:
holy shit :rofl
DoktorEvil
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But guys, jobbing to HHH at Wrestlemania is just like losing to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Because he's giving you "the rub!"
Right?
RIGHT?
I laughed way harder than I should at Punk's face.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Am I the only one that noticed it was a Bud Light logo and immediately thought it was a UFC plant?
fixed.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
You forgot that he'd be calling Vince - by Metro PCS - to tell him that everyone's moving to Metro.
Him putting himself over Brock was disgusting.
Carnby
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"nah, this is only 20 minutes long". LMAO!!!!
Lmao.. too good
FrankCaron
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So, given that I haven't been into wrestling since before the turn of the century, I have to wonder if this whole drama has been manufactured for the very reason of bringing old people back into the fray.
I know I'm not the only expat to be wondering what is going on and finding myself interested again, between both this and the WWE Netflixish service.
I know I'm not the only expat to be wondering what is going on and finding myself interested again, between both this and the WWE Netflixish service.
While any mainstream attention will surely have lapsed fans peeking back, it is extremely unlikely this is a work. For one, WWE are nowhere near this good at doing a storyline. On the other hand, CM Punk is and therefor there is always a chance it's a work.
If it is a work, expect nothing to happen until March 3rd, when Raw is in Chicago or maybe the final 10 minutes of the Raw before the Network Launch on the 24th. But again, there is like a 1% chance we're talking of this not being real.
I hope it's a work, that would be insanely well executed. (which, again, is precisely the reason it isn't).
FrankCaron
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I was actually thinking, based on reading this thread, Punk crashes the Wrestlemania for his grand return and reveal of the "work".
Nah, it will be before Mania to pull some more people into buying the Network when interest is at its highest.
FrankCaron
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Fair point.
Conrad Link
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But guys, jobbing to HHH at Wrestlemania is just like losing to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Because he's giving you "the rub!"
Right?
RIGHT?
I love that GIF for so many reasons, one of my fav segments in ages just because of how much it got shit on even though 'hey gais its a big dealz'.
CM Punk. <3
please be a work.You can tell the people actually listening and react accordingly then the guys like Del Rio just tuned out ages ago and don't even care whats happening lol.
This is fucking fantastic.
THANK YOU BASED BEANWhat, he needs to use both hands to operate his smartphone?
Here, I've recreated the rest of the image that's just out of frame:
I feel like the picture is clearly in jest, but all the people jumping to defend on CM Punk's behalf just make me sad.
What, did you want him to beat Taker? FFS.
;P
But guys, jobbing to HHH at Wrestlemania is just like losing to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Because he's giving you "the rub!"
Right?
RIGHT?
Anyone know what this was about and where I can watch the video? Thanks
Before TLC 2013, which was December on Raw. All the former WWE and WHC champions were in the ring. Stephanie was going on about how HHH is the greatest of all time and Punk laughed, but other people (including refs) rolled their eyes and HHH was trying not to laugh himself.
It was a segment about unifying the titles and while Stephanie was mentioning historic champions and mentions Triple H as the pinnacle of all champions.
The segment was also in Seattle, Daniel Bryan's home state so the crowd was piping hot for him, see here. Afterwards the segment went on as planned and finished like this.
It was a pretty cool RAW closer.
edit: man Punk is probably good friends with Stephanie.
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Deleted member 47027
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Son of a bitch. I've never even NOTICED the ref in that gif, and now he's my favorite part. Amazing ref look. Amazing.
Amen to that.CM Punk. <3
Nappuccino
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Punk was actually laughing because he pulled out the Ref's clear plastic ear piece while fucking with him during the skit.
The timing was perfect for the gif though.
Christberg
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A key thing you're also missing is that this Raw was in Seattle, and the crowd completely hijacked the segment with DANIEL BRYAN chants. Really something everyone should go back and watch, epic stuff.
Nappuccino
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Haha, yeah, the crowd was awesome that night. I don't watch WWE that often, but I lucked out that time.
This is some amazing stuff. Lol.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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That ending to Raw and the one where DB had Wyatt in the cage had the crowd go fucking nuts. Didn't they end Raw the next week with that sad Cena/Orton chase?
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