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[MG310]

Weird, that DC Collectibles commercial for the Animated Batman figures actually airs on TV.

 

[Coriolanus]

Loool. So glad this is the last week I'll have to write these sponsored posts. The prompts they give us are hilarious.

"Your tone should be fun, flirty and edgy. Use our color palette and demonstrate the product’s fun, flirty and playful nature"

Sounds like you writing a dildo ad, m8.

Or tampons. Or menstrual pads. Or salad.

Omg for real. This is what the prompt says regarding when one of the coupons we're promoting expires:
"(valid for 90 days from 7/20)"

LIKE HOLY SHIT COULD YOU NOT JUST SAY WHAT THAT DATE IS!? IT'S NOT LIKE NOBODY COULD POSSIBLY PREDICT WHAT DAY 90 DAYS FROM 7/20 IS.

Yeah, but then people would know the exact date the coupon would go bad. This way, peeps might pop into the store at 10/19 thinking that the coupon is still good and you can bully them into buying without a coupon so they don't waste a trip.

 

[echoshifting]

Sounds like you writing a dildo ad, m8.

Or tampons. Or menstrual pads.

Can I get that dildo in cornflower blue?

 

[ElNarez]

Can I get that dildo in cornflower blue?

Bad Dragon makes limited edition minion dildos so I don't see why the fuck not.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Ok now I gotta know what it is

 

[Poodlestrike]

Bad Dragon makes limited edition minion dildos so I don't see why the fuck not.

Please tell me you're making that up.

 

[darklin0]

Just finished Black Science vol. 1. It was pretty cool and I will be picking up the rest now.

Also, paging Messi.

 

[BKatastrophe]

You know who I don't like? Neal Shaara a.k.a. Thunderbird.

This motherfucker right here:

Welcome to Blandsville, home of the bland. His only unique trait is that he's from India. Fuck this guy.

wrong quote dude

i don't fast

Dunno what you're talking about

 

[echoshifting]

Please tell me you're making that up.

I took the google hit. No, he's not.

 

[ElNarez]

Please tell me you're making that up.

WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WASN'T DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Poodlestrike]

I took the google hit. No, he's not.

WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WASN'T DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER

Stop the planet, I wanna get off.

inb4phrasing

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WASN'T DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER

WHY DID I CLICK IT WHYYYY

 

[Coriolanus]

You know who I don't like? Neal Shaara a.k.a. Thunderbird.

This motherfucker right here:
Welcome to Blandsville, home of the bland. His only unique trait is that he's from India. Fuck this guy.

Heroes with Thunder or Bird in the name are always lame.
Thunderstrike, Thunderbird, Songbird, Warbird, Falcon, Thor God of Thunder, all zZz

 

[E the Shaggy]

You know who I don't like? Neal Shaara a.k.a. Thunderbird.

This motherfucker right here:

Welcome to Blandsville, home of the bland. His only unique trait is that he's from India. Fuck this guy.


Dunno what you're talking about

Those Claremont days were dark times. Remember Lifeguard?

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Heroes with Thunder or Bird in the name are always lame.
Thunderstrike, Thunderbird, Songbird, Warbird, Falcon, Thor God of Thunder, all zZz

What about Mockingbird?

 

[Poodlestrike]

Heroes with Thunder or Bird in the name are always lame.
Thunderstrike, Thunderbird, Songbird, Warbird, Falcon, Thor God of Thunder, all zZz

What about Bluebird?

 

[Kipp]

Yeah, but then people would know the exact date the coupon would go bad. This way, peeps might pop into the store at 10/19 thinking that the coupon is still good and you can bully them into buying without a coupon so they don't waste a trip.

Jokes on them. I just googled "What's 89 days from today" and wrote that in the post.

Ok now I gotta know what it is

Lip balm.

 

[keiichi]

Skybound 5th year anniversary box set is up
http://store.skybound.com/products/skybound-5th-anniversary-box-set

This limited edition box set includes 10 of Skybound’s #1 issues, each featuring a special 5th anniversary cover treatment. Titles include, The Walking Dead, Invincible, Outcast by Kirkman and Azaceta, Thief of Thieves, Ghosted, Manifest Destiny, Birthright, Super Dinosaur, Clone, and Witch Doctor. The box set also comes with a Skybound-branded USB flash drive containing digital versions of the first trade volume for each of the included titles. There will also be twenty randomly inserted redemption cards for a chance at CGC graded 9.8 first print of these titles, with the label signed by Robert Kirkman.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Heroes with Thunder or Bird in the name are always lame.
Thunderstrike, Thunderbird, Songbird, Warbird, Falcon, Thor God of Thunder, all zZz

Flamebird.

Lip balm.

Not as creepy as I thought it would be..

 

[Coriolanus]

What about Mockingbird?

What about Bluebird?

Flamebird.

Flamebird is the name used by six different fictional comic book characters who have appeared in books published by DC Comics, specifically from the Superman and Batman mythos.

.

 

[BKatastrophe]

Heroes with Thunder or Bird in the name are always lame.
Thunderstrike, Thunderbird, Songbird, Warbird, Falcon, Thor God of Thunder, all zZz

Although Beast busting his balls for the codename choice was hilarious

Those Claremont days were dark times. Remember Lifeguard?

Whoa she's cool. Her power is Darwin but with a touch of "SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAVE ME!"

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

.

What the hell do these pictures even mean lol

Bette Kane Flamebird

 

[Kipp]

Not as creepy as I thought it would be..

Which is exactly why these prompts are always so hilarious. They give you this totally mundane product and want you to pretend it's the second coming of Christ.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Which is exactly why these prompts are always so hilarious. They give you this totally mundane product and want you to pretend it's the second coming of Christ.

Given the discussion around it, I have to believe this was intentional.

 

[Coriolanus]

Bette Kane Flamebird

y'mean the sidekick that, after losing her job as a sidekick, decided to become a sidekick of a sidekick?

 

[Messi]

I think he means

Spoiler

Ally was shown in the "future" for the first time in vol 2, I believe. I had the same thought that she could have been dead while Lisa was writing her book.

Holy shit. That is really dark and would have been incredibly sad. How did I never cop that.

 

[Messi]

Yo. Zombine I did that pretty stupid thing. Pictures in a few hours lol

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

y'mean the sidekick that, after losing her job as a sidekick, decided to become a sidekick of a sidekick?

I liked you better when your avatar looked more judicious.

Holy shit. That is really dark and would have been incredibly sad. How did I never cop that.

Yeah, I was hanging on to that twist the whole while through the first volume.

 

[whatsinaname]

Yo. Zombine I did that pretty stupid thing. Pictures in a few hours lol

Sometimes these posts are as inscrutable as GAMEPROFF's...

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Sometimes these posts are as inscrutable as GAMEPROFF's...

Sounds to me like he bought something

 

[WadiumArcadium]

Yo. Zombine I did that pretty stupid thing. Pictures in a few hours lol

Arrested for stalking Olivia Wilde? Pictures of the jail cell you're currently inhabiting?

 

[ReAxion]

Which is exactly why these prompts are always so hilarious. They give you this totally mundane product and want you to pretend it's the second coming of Christ.

Upgrade your business' network capability with this 44-port Gigabit Ethernet switch with Power over Ethernet (PoE) support!

Thing I just did.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Upgrade your business' network capability with this 44-port Gigabit Ethernet switch with Power over Ethernet (PoE) support!

Thing I just did.

Lacking the fun, flirty, and edgy

Would not buy.

 

[ReAxion]

Lacking the fun, flirty, and edgy

Would not buy.

I stopped doing that after the hundredth complaint about a feature not being listed that's listed 3 times. Nobody reads websites, much less comics.

 

[whatsinaname]

Whoa, my library actually has Sunstone (both volumes). Time to give it a shot.

 

[Zombine]

She's mine!

I never in my life thought we would see a comic accurate Michonne figure. The first one..lmao.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I stopped doing that after the hundredth complaint about a feature not being listed that's listed 3 times. Nobody reads websites, much less comics.

Scale of 1 to 10, how lewd was this claimed feature?

She's mine!

I never in my life thought we would see a comic accurate Michonne figure. The first one..lmao.

Damn that looks really good

 

[Coriolanus]

Upgrade your business' network capability with this 44-port Gigabit Ethernet switch with Power over Ethernet (PoE) support!

Thing I just did.

44-port Gigabit Ethernet switcher with PoE support. For when your business needs to handle more people than a German Goo Girl.

Bleh, my english is failing me here.

 

[Freezasaurus]

I got my IST order today! Prison School so lewd!

And my Fallout POPs! Lone Wanderer (Female) so sexy!

 

[Duane Cunningham]

Holy SHIT. Okay, I just finished New Avengers 21, the issue where

Spoiler

Strange goes berserk and Namor pulls the trigger at the end

. Damn, man. Haunting.

 

[Zombine]

I got my IST order today! Prison School so lewd!

Pretty fucked up that your IST order shipped last week, and it came out today on Amazon and it'll be at my house in a little.

I honestly feel like their shipping to our state has gotten fuckin lousy.

 

[echoshifting]

Holy SHIT. Okay, I just finished New Avengers 21, the issue where

Spoiler

Strange goes berserk and Namor pulls the trigger at the end

. Damn, man.

My favorite issue. So good.

 

[Freezasaurus]

Pretty fucked up that your IST order shipped last week, and it came out today on Amazon and it'll be at my house in a little.

I honestly feel like their shipping to our state has gotten fuckin lousy.

Well, I never order from IST for expedience. I expect it to take about a week. But those low, low prices, man.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I got my IST order today! Prison School so lewd!

And my Fallout POPs! Lone Wanderer (Female) so sexy!

My Prison School is coming today via Amazon. I'm going to read it when I get home and bitch about it when I end up not liking it.

 

[Messi]

Sometimes these posts are as inscrutable as GAMEPROFF's...

I bought a statue

 

[Freezasaurus]

My Prison School is coming today via Amazon. I'm going to read it when I get home and bitch about it when I end up not liking it.

Prison School is the best manga. If you don't like that one, you might as well just give up manga.

 

[Zombine]

Well, I never order from IST for expedience. I expect it to take about a week. But those low, low prices, man.

Yeah but for a minute there when they were doing that cheerleading shit saying they were going to be fast as hell they were getting your package to you in under 5 days. Now they're back to their same old crap again.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

And my Fallout POPs! Lone Wanderer (Female) so sexy!

I picked up a glow-in-the-dark Vault Boy from Hot Topic today. A bit of paint was chipped off on the knee, but otherwise, he's great.

Also, a Pop Ghost Rider shirt.

 

[Freezasaurus]

A bit of paint was chipped off on the knee

Dat Funko QC.

 

[Poodlestrike]

Is Batman Eternal worth the 29.99 per volume it's currently going for on Comixology? Or should I wait for a sale?

Part of me wants to just jump on that.