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[neorej]

I took some shrooms and I feel the come up as the doorbell rings and my father in law is standing there. My gf sent me upstairs, told him I'm not feeling well, which isn't even far from the truth. Fuck the effects are coming up pretty strong, I'm gonna go lie down.

 

[strafer]

Watch out for talking cows.

 

[Sai-kun]

Lmfao

I got a car ride home from my dad from a festival while rolling face one time. It was weird.

 

[MGrant]

He knows.

 

[Lkr]

Hahahaha did he come by unannounced?

 

[the1npc]

Watch out for talking cows.

Clearly you havent done mushrooms lmao flying cows?

OP just chill toss on tunes. I recommend getting away from tech just chill outside

 

[akira28]

everyone is secretly telepathic. we can read your mind, and we can see it on your face. we know you're high.

 

[Sun Drugs]

Man, that's sucks. I took a related tryptamine last week and my mother came home unexpectedly early. When she came in my room to tell me something, it felt like she was an alien in my mother's clothing, speaking words to me in a language slightly harder to understand for some odd reason. It was bizarre.

 

[Boney]

Did you at least offer him some?

 

[John Kowalski]

He knows what's going on. He knows. He knows everything.

Oh my god he knows everything, everything you've done even that thing, yes that thing. He knows it.

 

[hie]

Your father in law just met your girlfriend? WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE THINK?

 

[Iorv3th]

He told you to not get his daughter involved in drugs......

 

[akira28]

He knows what's going on. He knows. He knows everything.

Oh my god he knows everything, everything you've done even that thing, yes that thing. He knows it.

He's still there, and he is standing outside of the bedroom door, listening to the OP breathe.

 

[teruterubozu]

You called him telepathically.

 

[arab]

wat

 

[triplestation]

End of the line spiderman!

 

[TheSeks]

I'm gonna go lie down.

wat son?

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Those shrooms have a family.











And they're coming for you.

 

[old manatee]

If you lie down now you may not be able to get back up.

 

[Beer Monkey]

He knows.

He does now, I messaged him.

 

[gaugebozo]

He knows what's going on. He knows. He knows everything.

Oh my god he knows everything, everything you've done even that thing, yes that thing. He knows it.

 

[xxracerxx]

Nothing like a Sunday doing shrooms on your own and laying in bed afraid of your wife/father-in-law, like God intended.

 

[neorej]

I've got my trip hop on. It's all good. I'm seeing gaf in 3d

 

[teruterubozu]

Sounds like the start of a nightmare trip. Hold on tight!

 

[parrotbeak]

Run downstairs naked and ask him if he wants a mushroom.

 

[Futureman]

it's your GF's dad but you called him your father-in-law? Don't you need to be married for that?

 

[akira28]

image blasts to give him a fuckedup trip in 2..1......go

 

[xxracerxx]

I've got my trip hop on. It's all good. I'm seeing gaf in 3d

This reads like a parody of when kids pretend to be high/drunk.

 

[Clockwork5]

You know what you need to do.

 

[teruterubozu]

it's your GF's dad but you called him your father-in-law? Don't you need to be married for that?

His wife is away. It's all good!

 

[itsbenoclock]

Your father-in-law was never there

 

[tearsofash]

listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-8mG5uCU2g

 

[Erekiddo]

Your father in law just met your girlfriend? WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE THINK?

I like this reply.

 

[Kaako]

And watch this, always a personal favorite of mine: https://youtu.be/o1jPeG1LlaQ

 

[Aeternus Malum]

go ly dow

 

[Host Samurai]

Why u shrooming in a Sunday?

 

[Suite Pee]

Why didn't she take them with you?

And a Sunday is a perfect day to shroom

 

[mreddie]

 

[Pulka]

You guys in this thread are assholes.

 

[IISANDERII]

Your father in law just met your girlfriend? WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE THINK?

lmao first thing that came to mind
Maybe the father in law is part of the illusion

 

[AlexMeloche]

Taking shrooms then browsing Gaf seems kind of lame?

 

[nillah]

Why u shrooming in a Sunday?

Haven't you heard of psychedelic Sunday?

OP, stick it to the man and you know, enjoy the newspaper over some OJ lol

 

[old manatee]

If you start to panic because your girlfriend's father is downstairs and he knows that you are on shrooms you can always barricade the door with furniture.

He's coming. DO IT NOW.

 

[Kaako]

Taking shrooms then browsing Gaf seems kind of lame?

Doing anything in general can be lame to the lame mindset.

 

[teruterubozu]

You guys in this thread are assholes.

Wow, must be intense shrooms.

 

[mugoldeneagle03]

Sunday afternoon. Sitting inside your own house. Yup a perfect time/place to take some shrooms....

 

[Boem]

Are you sure he isn't right outside of your door right now?

Can't you hear him talking to you?

Maybe he'll come in oh god what would you do oh god

Spoiler

Relax, just lie down and listen to some music. On headphones of course. You'll be fine. In a couple of hours you'll be sober.

 

[Clockwork5]

I think you should eat more shrooms to counterbalance the shrooms you ate before.

 

[Summer Haze]

Lmao at everyone trying to scare him and ruin his trip. Ya'll are fuckers.

I ignore the door/phone when I'm stoned, fuck any type of human confrontation when tripping on shrooms. Don't blame you for hiding upstairs, lol.

 

[The Lamonster]

Unannounced visitors are the worst.

Anyway, have a nice trip OP