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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive |OT3| Halo and Goodbye
- Thread starter littleworm
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curlycare
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Well that's true. Maybe I'll make it.
maybe not but that shit eating grin gets me off every time
Cool. That looks huge though. I have small hands (my penis is huge though) so I doubt i'd have fun with that.
I'm not a midget. I am 5'8".
are you trying to tell us that all of your hand meat went into your penis
nV aquired a Gears of War team, and one of the players is called "TheBetterKenny"
https://twitter.com/TheBetterKenny lol
Didnt know there's still comp GoW going on.
https://twitter.com/TheBetterKenny lol
Didnt know there's still comp GoW going on.
Please don't refer to it as meat, even though I know you're used to eating it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
ive never in my life eaten a hand
chances are theyre a cevo free team. eric and i have run into this like 3 times playing with plank and snes and them. google [team name] cevo or [team name] esea to shit talk their league stats
Confrontation
Member
Day 3 of 9 without CS. The withdrawal symptoms have increased as I saw some kids play this game in a coffeeshop here in Poland.
aaaaand they surrendered.
Robot Pants
Member
Confrontation
Member
At least respect your mid-buddy enough to write his name right.
I have no respect for banned people :>
Confrontation
Member
The guy died because he made fun of DOTA no lifes. We should be thankful for his noble sacrifice and CS victories.
Man I love playing against Pros on ESEA. Even better when they stream. Almost got a huge comeback against Pimp, MSL and Maziaz just now.
And now that I say it, I just got in a game with Kucher.
EDIT: And he rage quits after 3 rounds lol
And now that I say it, I just got in a game with Kucher.
EDIT: And he rage quits after 3 rounds lol
Princess Carl
Member
Fixd to better reflect your need to hit the dms. Everyone knows getting a 40 bomb ends the game immediately, much like capturing the snitch in Quidditch.
The only "pro" I've played with is semphis. He called cheats on other team round 3. We won of course because me.
kucher is like a LEM that knows people, he's not really a "pro"
my very first csgo esea pug was against MANAJUMAS Shroud. lost like 21-18 or something.
that guy sucks
just another up and coming onliner that wont make it anywhere in cs, not even in na
Speedy Blue Dude
Banned
And deranked to DMG again. Fucking solo queue is literally fucking shit.
Shout out to the guy who called GG after losing just 4 rounds and being 0-4.
Shout out to the guy who lurked on first pistol round, and couldn't kill someone at Market looking away from him when at CT.
Shout out to the guys who refused to listen to my calls, and never backed me up after I announced it.
Shout out to the guy going 0-10. Well at least you weren't toxic.
Can fucking entry and call the plan and everything, but no everyone has to think their fucking F0rest and will win a 1v4 clutch if they play alone at Mid.
Salty as hell right now.
Whatever. DMG too eZ I'll be LE again by tonight.
Shout out to the guy who called GG after losing just 4 rounds and being 0-4.
Shout out to the guy who lurked on first pistol round, and couldn't kill someone at Market looking away from him when at CT.
Shout out to the guys who refused to listen to my calls, and never backed me up after I announced it.
Shout out to the guy going 0-10. Well at least you weren't toxic.
Can fucking entry and call the plan and everything, but no everyone has to think their fucking F0rest and will win a 1v4 clutch if they play alone at Mid.
Salty as hell right now.
Whatever. DMG too eZ I'll be LE again by tonight.
Confrontation
Member
Yea, but we got Russians, though.
solo is love. solo is life.
i would play with Clyde more but he plays garbage maps like Nuke and Inferno for some reason
I've been there. I think there a factors you have to keep in mind when u want mm to be working.
Time: only play around 7 to 12. Afternoon is kids time and after midnight most people get cranky.
Mentality: I know myself and I know that I can very easily be upset and become toxic. So I have to put myself in the right state of mind, accepting that I and my team will make mistakes and lose.
Warming up: this helps so much. Even ten minutes on some aim map with bots. Just don't take your first shots of the day in a mm game.
Communication: never swear at anyone and if someone flames, ignore at all cost.
Server picker: use it!
These things helped me alot...
Time: only play around 7 to 12. Afternoon is kids time and after midnight most people get cranky.
Mentality: I know myself and I know that I can very easily be upset and become toxic. So I have to put myself in the right state of mind, accepting that I and my team will make mistakes and lose.
Warming up: this helps so much. Even ten minutes on some aim map with bots. Just don't take your first shots of the day in a mm game.
Communication: never swear at anyone and if someone flames, ignore at all cost.
Server picker: use it!
These things helped me alot...
I'm not convinced mexicans and south americans are any better
instead of CYKA BLYAT VODKA MY FRIEND I just hear taco taco taco burrito taco flavored kisses
At least the Ruskis are pretty godly on Dust2. :>
Reminds me of dropping a 40k bomb and just barely winning 16-14 on Dust2 lol.
Torqued are playing at LAN atm. http://www.azubu.tv/fragadelphia
Speedy Blue Dude
Banned
Played so poorly today. Dropped less than 12 frags in 3/5ths of my games today. All losses.
Gonna return this Steam Controller and go back to the Regular Xbox Controller, Feel worthless with it. Hopefully when the Xbox Elite controller comes out, I'll get better results with that.
Thanks for playing with me guys. Sorry we lost. Good game.
Gonna return this Steam Controller and go back to the Regular Xbox Controller, Feel worthless with it. Hopefully when the Xbox Elite controller comes out, I'll get better results with that.
Thanks for playing with me guys. Sorry we lost. Good game.
also buying this baby