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[RobNBanks]

Alright, can't deal with the R8 anymore in my quest to get my LEM/SMFC rank.

Gonna log onto my Smurf and just fuck around with the R8 until this shit gets nerfed.

1. why do you have a smurf

2. you're smurf is about to become your main. similar to fellow neogaffer Unknown One

 

[Sajjaja]

That can be fix! Just say the magic words and code.

Mokoguides is the best video game store EVVEERRRR.

Spoiler

gib R6 Siege pls

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

1. why do you have a smurf

2. you're smurf is about to become your main. similar to fellow neogaffer Unknown One

Only used my smurf to play with my real life friends who are worse than me. They're Nova/MG,

Probably lol.

 

[Two Words]

Update just came out.

 

[RobNBanks]

Update just came out.

-Everyone refunded money. R8 Revolver removed

 

[Two Words]

Its only $700 now! The menu still says it is $850, but it only costs $700.

 

[kenbo]

Has this been posted?

It seems like the spray patterns have a heap of RNG in them now

that seems to go against the ethos of CSGO

wtf valve

edit: sorry not sorry to pleb 800x480 cs players

 

[baby]

Only used my smurf to play with my real life friends who are worse than me. They're Nova/MG,

Probably lol.

POLL TIME

is it more surprising that:

1. speedy has irl friends

or

2. there are people worse than speedy

PUT THAT IMAGE IN A QUOTE BOX KENBO

 

[RobNBanks]

 

[baby]

1. i agree with omega

2. theres no such thing as fucking 840 x 640

the nerf to tapping was just kind of dumb but from what i played it really did not feel different at all

 

[Omikron]

MISC

• Fixed exploits with the R8 Revolver, including being able to fire during freezetime or defusal, and the ability to hold the primary hammer back indefinitely.
• Fixed a disappearing smoke exploit.
• Fixed a timeouts-related exploit.
• Fixed competitive UI flickering at the end of rounds.
• Fixed a regression in logaddress_add to allow DNS hostname resolve.
• Fixed a rare game server crash after replay.
• R8 Revolver now correctly shows up in weapon_fire events.
• Added map mode to game stats integration.

at least they fixed the glitches?

 

[kenbo]

no, omega is wrong

period

840x640 is a thing if only you believe

 

[shindoku21]

I started playing CSGO last week. I thought reaching rank 3 was going to be a chore but I reached rank 3 yesterday, due to the revolver update. Haha. Yay, I can play with the big kids now.

 

[Fatal Futanari]

Yea, this game just got a whole lot easier thanks to the R8. 40 and 12 with the auto shotty today.

 

[kenbo]

Yea, this game just got a whole lot easier thanks to the R8. 40 and 12 with the auto shotty today.

+ adding RNG to spray means there's barely any skill involved

CSGO is only two letters away from COD

 

[RobNBanks]

Gonna be serious for a moment and just say its hilarious that people think a few bullets going random places makes that big of a difference.

No one's spray control was that good. If it was, you wouldn't be on Reddit or NeoGAF bitching. You watch pros do these tutorials on their stream when people ask and no one can ever even get one perfect spray, let alone continually replicate it.

gfycat.com/LoneBasicCicada

 

[Omikron]

Gonna be serious for a moment and just say its hilarious that people think a few bullets going random places makes that big of a difference.

No one's spray control was that good. If it was, you wouldn't be on Reddit or NeoGAF bitching. You watch pros do these tutorials on their stream when people ask and no one can ever even get one perfect spray, let alone continually replicate it.

gfycat.com/LoneBasicCicada

We all get lucky once in a while.

 

[baby]

im serious when i say i dont see a drastic difference between kenbo's image and what ive seen for the past 3 years of csgo

rifle nerf is bad but not a huge deal

 

[RobNBanks]

We all get lucky once in a while.

my aimbot is better

i had to spray close left, mid right and far left. you only had to go far left to close right

im serious when i say i dont see a drastic difference between kenbo's image and what ive seen for the past 3 years of csgo

rifle nerf is bad but not a huge deal

you're just a scrub that can't perfectly determine where each individual bullet goes. stfu and go study for your final

 

[Omikron]

my aimbot is better

i had to spray close left, mid right and far left. you only had to go far left to close right

Is true.

 

[RobNBanks]

thanks phantomspiker

I'm new to csgo

DMG is a little too much for me right now

 

[kenbo]

robin please

what are you trying to say?

 

[baby]

he means "kenbo, ur bad"

 

[kenbo]

Yeah, I know

doesn't mean I'm wrong

 

[RobNBanks]

lets listen to the "new guy" who struggles against bronze players about skill ceilings and how recoil control is ded

 

[kenbo]

lets use a thought experiment

if you could memorise a spray pattern, then it takes time + practice and hence skill to pull it off

lets say spray patterns were all RNG, then there would be no point in practising spray at all

therefore, more RNG to spray lowers skill


You don't need to be LEM to use your brain

 

[udiie]

youll never be that good anyway
it doesnt matter

 

[kenbo]

I never will

but its the philosophy of the game that attracted me to it in the first place

 

[Omikron]

lets listen to the "new guy" who struggles against bronze players about skill ceilings and how recoil control is ded

I am never one to take experience as an equivalent for being correct in any discussion.


Also, can't quite tell if you are as dry as I am or genuinely serious. Always a problem.

 

[RobNBanks]

actually get good and stop regurgitating what you see on reddit.

k. bye

 

[kenbo]

why are you using skill as a qualifier for the correctness of opinions if you're not that good yourself?

 

[Sigismundo]

actually get good and stop regurgitating what you see on reddit.

This is actually sound advice for all Valve communities.

Alternatively Valve could just stop listening to Reddit.

 

[Mokoi]

Did some brief playing of the new update. Pistols r great now. R8 feels weird af. Definitely notice difference in spray with ak not big deal. Hope they revert it back because I was god before. (Incoming spray control guide.)

Anyways I won't stop shilling siege until yall cunts get it and plays with mes. It really fun.

 

[RobNBanks]

why are you using skill as a qualifier for the correctness of opinions if you're not that good yourself?

because I'm good enough to spray globals while you struggle with DMG

 

[baby]

lets use a thought experiment

if you could memorise a spray pattern, then it takes time + practice and hence skill to pull it off

lets say spray patterns were all RNG, then there would be no point in practising spray at all

therefore, more RNG to spray lowers skill


You don't need to be LEM to use your brain

spray patterns ALWAYS had some element of rng to them. the .15 difference in bloom reset time doesnt really change it that much. the basic down left right left right is still there. you still follow a pattern to minimize rng. thats how its always been and the game isnt ruined because its every so slightly more random.

its ruined because they added a 700$ railgun

 

[RobNBanks]

spray patterns ALWAYS had some element of rng to them. the .15 difference in bloom reset time doesnt really change it that much. the basic down left right left right is still there. you still follow a pattern to minimize rng. thats how its always been and the game isnt ruined because its every so slightly more random.

its ruined because they added a 700$ railgun

shut the fuck up baby.

nah, bullet going .2cm to the left is game breaking. this game makes COD look like 1.6 now

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Did some brief playing of the new update. Pistols r great now. R8 feels weird af. Definitely notice difference in spray with ak not big deal. Hope they revert it back because I was god before. (Incoming spray control guide.)

Anyways I won't stop shilling siege until yall cunts get it and plays with mes. It really fun.

whats your uplay?

Spoiler

I bought it but never play anything but CS :/]

 

[RobNBanks]

you should have left it

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[kenbo]

because I'm good enough to spray globals while you struggle with DMG

And nowhere does that mean your opinions are any better in dealing with theory

Are you upset that I disagree with your dumb analogy that a bug exploit is the same thing as an unavoidable bug

spray patterns ALWAYS had some element of rng to them. the .15 difference in bloom reset time doesnt really change it that much. the basic down left right left right is still there. you still follow a pattern to minimize rng. thats how its always been and the game isnt ruined because its every so slightly more random.

its ruined because they added a 700$ railgun

you've missed my point
I'm trying to say that more rng in spray = less skill

 

[Mokoi]

This is actually sound advice for all Valve communities.

Alternatively Valve could just stop listening to Reddit.

Sshhh child. Join me in the outrage to revert awp nerf. I'm still fighting the good fight.

whats your uplay?

Spoiler

I bought it but never play anything but CS :/]

Mokoi8

1-7 were taken.

 

[RobNBanks]

And nowhere does that mean your opinions are any better in dealing with theory

yeah I don't do theory. I actually play the game.

and in the game spraying works.

which you would know if you played it yourself and hopped off reddit

seriously, go try it out. it'll blow your fuckin mind

 

[kenbo]

let me blow your mind

what if I can do both?

 

[RobNBanks]

let me blow your mind

what if I can do both?

you can't. you keep bringing up theory

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Sshhh child. Join me in the outrage to revert awp nerf. I'm still fighting the good fight.


Mokoi8

1-7 were taken.

i'll add you now, my name is BigChelski on there!

 

[kenbo]

yeah and in theory, RNG lowers skill

something you can't deny so you just wag your big rank around

 

[Mokoi]

lol such a wale name quiches.

Also play of week winner chinzo I forgot to announce. Get ya reward this Friday. Sick clutch man.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nsibUFGaV4s

 

[udiie]

lol such a wale name quiches.

Also play of week winner chinzo I forgot to announce. Get ya reward this Friday. Sick clutch man.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nsibUFGaV4s

mokoi wheres cincinbears reward for her constant streaming despite this crime against humanity minimal RNG addition to sprays
her DMG play level will never be the same, game is cod now

 

[Blizzard]

Trying to rank up from 1 to 3 is...really unfun. You need an ungodly amount of experience and don't get ANY from deathmatch.

I did arms race for like a week. I had enough fun (mileage may vary) and didn't have to play casual.

 

[kenbo]

CoD wasn't popular enough on PC and with the impending Overwatch threat, Valve saw fit to make CSGO COD

It's only two letters difference