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[JDB]

Except flusha actually does good outside of clutch situations. Be salty about someone else on Fnatic

If there's anyone in the pro scene that toggles to win clutches it's Taz. He'll go 7-23 but those 7 kills are all in 1vX situations.

 

[baby]

baby is literally a baby I guess. My b-day is in 2h. Hope you bought presents.

im an adult!!! an adult !!!!!

 

[MayMay]

I wish I was still 18, so young and innocent

baby enjoy your youth while it lasts lmao

 

[Clydefrog]

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN I CANNOT HEAR THE BINGO NUMBERS

 

[phantomspiker]

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN I CANNOT HEAR THE BINGO NUMBERS

NO YOU I'M ON MY DEATHBED OVER HERE

 

[baby]

I wish I was still 18, so young and innocent

baby enjoy your youth while it lasts lmao

im literally rotting away in a field full of cows and will be for the rest of the year 18 AB (after baby)

 

[Ludono]

National Open?

 

[baby]

National Open?

was announced this morning
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=news&d=comments&id=14795

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

I remember Moe talking shit to me on ESEA.

Even I could get fucking more than 9 frags against FNS and Semphis. lol

 

[Fatal Futanari]

whats with you guys and thin girls with no asses

I know right?

i think mayhem and i are the only 2 under 20, with me being the youngest at 18. will be 19 in a couple weeks tho

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, making me feel old lol. I thought you were 20.

I thought MayMay was 24 looo

 

[MayMay]

24!? That's like.. retirement home age.

 

[WO1]

I remember Moe talking shit to me on ESEA.

Even I could get fucking more than 9 frags against FNS and Semphis. lol

You couldn't even get one frag with that anime controller

 

[rugioh]

I remember Moe talking shit to me on ESEA.

Even I could get fucking more than 9 frags against FNS and Semphis. lol

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

You couldn't even get one frag with that anime controller

Bro if I can't kill FNS when I have the peek advantage I might as well uninstall the game.

 

[phantomspiker]

You couldn't even get one frag with that anime controller

This dude's first gaf post in 2 years was to come in here and roast sbd.

Love it.

 

[cHinzo]

24!? That's like.. retirement home age.

Guess I should retire.

Pretty amazing Baby is only 18 and has played the OG CS.

 

[MayMay]

Yeah, you should retire.

From Dust 2.

 

[cHinzo]

Yeah, you should retire.

From Dust 2.

I haven't played that map is such a long time. RNGesus isn't being kind with my big map pool. I'm getting withdrawal symptomes.

 

[Hixx]

dust 2 is the only good map in this game

 

[TUSR]

if 24 is retirement age

im actually dead

 

[baby]

i thought u anime dudes would be younger

 

[Reven]

You couldn't even get one frag with that anime controller

Get rekt SBD.

This dude's first gaf post in 2 years was to come in here and roast sbd.

Love it.

Some well deserved roasting too.

All you guys making me feel like a grandpa. I thought the majority of you were older than me.

 

[Ludono]

i thought u anime dudes would be younger

Man children!

 

[soultron]

You young bucks and your twitch reaction times.

 

[cHinzo]

Man children!

 

[Hixx]

jkaems awping

 

[Clydefrog]

$4.20 blaze it Dominos pizzas

D JONES IS DEAD

*dubstep*

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

http://gamma.matchmaking.gg

Why the fuck is this a thing... Yeah cause fucking players making money betting on their match making games isn't going to promote even more people to cheat...

Valve needs to shut so many gambling sites down man.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

The CEVO finals seem really bad now that Navi have dropped out too. Thank god for the ESL Pro League finals here!

 

[baby]

The CEVO finals seem really bad now that it's a CEVO event. Thank god for the ESL Pro League finals here!

*

 

[pretty done]

Guess I should retire.

Pretty amazing Baby is only 18 and has played the OG CS.

swag is only 19 and he was pro at that game

[*]

 

[Mokoi]

Dustin "Dust" Mouret has come back after a long hiatus, as he will be joining the likes of Vince "Metuz" Hill and Jack "Jacky" Peters as commentator.

Dustin "Dust" Mouret

Good guy, but bruh please no. Worse than clydefrog with his flame shirts and guy ferri shades

 

[baby]

swag is only 19 and he was pro at that game

[*]

theres also kids who are as young as i was when i started playing playing at higher levels than i ever did back then i dont think its that special it was really just that i had a dad who was a geek

Good guy, but bruh please no. Worse than clydefrog with his flame shirts and guy ferri shades

there is NOTHING wrong with guy fieri fashion, dudes just 3008 and were all 2000 and late. and yea dust sucks lmao, he has passion for the scene but hes just weird

 

[Hixx]

Got promoted (Dust 2, what a map) and have paneckelty for supper.

What a day.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRku0CVVjc

Best crowd ever?

 

[MayMay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4tzTnBTY9g

 

[baby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4tzTnBTY9g

i hope this doesnt make cache like nuke

 

[MayMay]

i hope this doesnt make cache like nuke

Apparently it actually runs better than before

Edit: nvm immediately afterwards he brings up his own tests and it runs slightly worse

 

[baby]

Apparently it actually runs better than before

well the video said 10% worse by 3klikphillips measure but csgo is a mysterious beast and always runs incredibly differently on diff computers

 

[JDB]

i hope this doesnt make cache like nuke

As long as he doesn't for some reason add hundreds of extra props it should be fine. That's the main issue on Nuke.

 

[cHinzo]

i hope this doesnt make cache like nuke

Rip your favourite map.

 

[Mokoi]

i hope this doesnt make cache like nuke

Lol enjoy your blighttown fps

 

[cHinzo]

Lol enjoy your blighttown fps

De_Log was the worst when I played on my laptop. Literally a slideshow.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Hi everyone,

We wanted to provide our fans with a short update regarding our CS:GO roster. As you may know, we have been playing with koosta and adreN for the past couple of days due to s1mple needing to fly back to Ukraine in order to arrange his ESL Pro League Visa for London. After having greatly missed his family throughout his stay in the United States, he was looking forward to spending some time in his home country. As s1mple spent more time at home with his family, it became even more apparent that he had missed them so much. This, in combination with concern over his in-game role on the team—and consequently the team atmosphere—led him to reach out to us about his desire to play for a European team and not return to the States.

We take requests like this very seriously and after thorough discussion, we've decided to help s1mple find a new home on a European team, where he can really find his stride. We are going to figure this out together and we will work with him to find potential organizations. In the meantime, s1mple will remain under the Team Liquid banner as a CS:GO streamer.

This means that our starting lineup going forward will be: adreN, Elige, koosta, Hiko and nitr0.

LOL

Such a shit show for a team/scene overall... lmao good luck not even being the best NA team now, Liquid.

 

[baby]

Rip your favourite map.

what are they doing to surf_lt_omnific???

s1mple to leave tl so he can stay in ukraine. cant really blame him, cant imagine doing what he did considering i think hes the same age as me. im only a 4 hour drive from my hometown and i can hardly handle it lol

 

[tootsi666]

Who is gonna buy s1mple's buyout? Full time streamer s1mple

 

[baby]

Who is gonna buy s1mple's buyout? Full time streamer s1mple

i cant think of a single team who should or would take him as he is now

 

[Divius]

-denis +s1mple

 

[rugioh]

Who is gonna buy s1mple's buyout? Full time streamer s1mple

The guy is a homewrecker wherever he goes. And judging by his performances at Malmo and MLG quals I don't think he's worth the headache, even with his aim

 

[tootsi666]

Tempo Storm getting fucked left and right with these league team lists.