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[The Infectious Paradox]

I got to watching this video today about a skilled cannibal in DayZ. It's a long watch and I'll like it, but it gave me a good laugh. Any good stories about weirdos or crazies you've met in multiplayer?

 

[Jigsaah]

This is what I have to deal with daily in discord. Just a sample of one of my crazy friends.

 

[AJBungah]

Play a few games of Valorant in EU and you'll see plenty, trust me.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

I tuned into a live stream once and man there was this guy people were calling Phil or something dude looking like he's doing lots of crack and larping as a gamer

 

[The Infectious Paradox]

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[reektann]

Takes me back to thinking about how UNO multiplayer on the 360 was the Wild West for a while.

 

[Winter John]

I once had phone sex with a chick I met online after I convinced her I was Stephen Malkmus. Who was the crazy one in that situation? Probably me but it’s 50-50. Then there was this one from Miami who turned up at my door. Fuck knows how she found out where I lived, but I answered the door one night and there she was, the crazy bitch. She had all these fun stories too about her grandma who was connected to the mob down there. Luckily she was hot as fuck cos otherwise it would’ve just been weird and unpleasant.

 

[The Infectious Paradox]

I once had phone sex with a chick I met online after I convinced her I was Stephen Malkmus. Who was the crazy one in that situation? Probably me but it’s 50-50. Then there was this one from Miami who turned up at my door. Fuck knows how she found out where I lived, but I answered the door one night and there she was, the crazy bitch. She had all these fun stories too about her grandma who was connected to the mob down there. Luckily she was hot as fuck cos otherwise it would’ve just been weird and unpleasant.

We need more bro. You hooked up with your stalker

 

[Grildon Tundy]

The craziest I've got are the guys with open mics with smoke detectors beeping, wife and kids yelling, dogs barking, and music playing who never say a word.

 

[OverHeat]

Stew360 the most toxic player ever….look him up on YouTube.

 

[Winter John]

We need more bro. You hooked up with your stalker

Eh. They’re only stalkers when they’re ugly. When they’re hot they’re uh, enthusiasts. My main memory is of opening the door and there’s this strange chick. She’s got like a leather top and a miniskirt on and a big grin. She says Hi John it’s me. All excited and shit. I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. She looked like something out of a music video like En Vogue or some girl group shit. She hung around for a couple of months then hooked up with some investment Wall Street dude.

 

[cash_longfellow]

Mute all and block messages from strangers are the two best video game inventions of all time lol