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[Deg]

Well the guys got arrested so Tom didnt have to do anything. Funny cause last year during summer you got guys driving around near my area throwing water ballons on girls and nothing happened to them. About time UK is getting stricter about these things.

 

[AB 101]

Shit, if it had been Artest, he would have been charged for manslughter.

 

[Baconäger]

It isnt even just that.. most people would have raised their voice and screamed at the guy if nothing else. He remained completely in control the entire time basically -- that's the impressive part in my eyes.

I don't know why people expect steam to come out of Tom's ears because he got a little bit of water on him.

You know what would be hilarious? When some punk tries to pie or squirt the wrong celebrity/politician and gets a bullet from a bodyguard! That'll be fucking sweet, right? And certainly no freaks out there are watching these breaches of security and getting an idea.

Common decency and common sense, people. Didn't your parents beat that into you?

Why would someone get shot over a squirt of water? :lol

And any flaws in the security of these events isn't water squirters fault.

 

[Duck of Death]

:lol Poor Tom. At least it was only water.

This brings back memories of the Bill Gates pie attack :lol

 

[Leon]

You know what would be hilarious? When some punk tries to pie or squirt the wrong celebrity/politician and gets a bullet from a bodyguard! That'll be fucking sweet, right? And certainly no freaks out there are watching these breaches of security and getting an idea.

Common decency and common sense, people. Didn't your parents beat that into you?

:lol what's wrong with you

 

[Doth Togo]

Bukkake.

 

[Hyoushi]

Man, that's a good photoshop job.

I thank you

 

[belgurdo]

"Xenu's love feels so good..."

 

[Goreomedy]

I don't know why people expect steam to come out of Tom's ears because he got a little bit of water on him.

What we haven't been told, is that Tom Cruise is in reality a Mogwai. Soon after the assault, he gave birth to a litter of Tom Pups, and they all look remarkably like Dakota Fanning.

Why would someone get shot over a squirt of water? :lol

And any flaws in the security of these events isn't water squirters fault.

Sarcasm laced with a dose of "celebrity perception". In truth, they are wound up about possible stalker or terrorists attacks already, and a prank of this nature exposes how vulnerable they are. So wondering why Tom would get upset is a bit naive.

 

[Escape Goat]

Bukkake.

:lol

 

[IJoel]

Cruise owned that guy with his reaction. Probably the best calmed reaction someone could have.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Does anybody else like Tom Cruise because he's so crazy now? I used to not like him because he was so boring, but now it's like he actually has some personality!

Keep up the good word, Xenu!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"You're welcome!"

 

[Baconäger]

I would take a load in the face on every red carpet premier for Tom Cruise money.

That PR lady sure found a towel quick too...

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i think tom cruise is a big nutball in regards to scientology, but that guy who squirted him was a fucking asshole. i'm glad tom cruise owned him so bad with his reaction