A mess of predictions and thoughts on characters:
Hajime: Future defense attorney. Needs work on his posture though.
Sonia: Never going to pay you any mind, princess.
Teruteru: Look at those scheming little eyes of his. I bet he'd kill cute little hamsters without batting an eye and have Byakuya eat them to destroy the evidence. Somebody arrest this madman already and #savethehamsters
Ibuki: You and your devil music will be the cause of much stress, I'm sure.
Chiaki: I have absolutely no idea how your gaming skills will be helpful to us all, but omg Hanakanaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~ PLEASE DON'T DIE ON MEEEEEEE
Mikan: I am depending on you to make sure no one I like dies. Please don't die either.
Peko: I don't know why I think this, but I bet you have a thing for Byakuya. WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.
Fuyuhiko: I expect you to be CRUSHED under the sheer GREATNESS of Byakuya's MASSIVE ego made flesh, you little shit.
Gundham: Just look at his name and tell me he isn't cool. Then look at him and his hamsters and tell me he isn't the most badass motherfucker you've ever met.
Nekomaru: Sorry, the role of Badass was taken by Gundham. We have an opening for the role of Murderer of Hamster #2 though.
Hiyoko: I pray for your health, but you look too innocent and for that you'll likely die. I'm sorry. ;-;
Mahiru: I would like to remind everyone that porn mags were banned in DR1. Don't get your hopes up for nude pics.
Byakuya: Everyone's favourite asshole is back and bigger than ever. He's voiced by feep (!!) but I'm playing with JP dubs, so...>.>
Akane: If you like donuts, we can be friends. Nothing more though.
Nagito: We already had a lucky student. Get out of here, impostor.
Kazuichi: Will die on a NICE BOAT that he built.
And with that, I shall leave my list because that's the cool thing to do~
Would let them kill me and I'm totally not copying A Huge Battleship here
Don't need no protection
Need protection
Don't care
Must kill
Needs to live so feep can continue to have a job