With 1 humanity and maybe 8,000 souls on the line in the Depths I'm trying to find a way back up to the bonfire in here after having fallen down a pit into the part of the sewers with the curse toads in it. Currently in human form.
I end up at the left balcony overlooking the area where I know the Gaping Dragon boss awaits when I get invaded. Dude seems to be wearing Kirk Knight of Thorns' armor. A few exchanges and dodges and I manage to beat him. He drops a Barbed Straight Sword but I just wanna find that shortcut back to the bonfire that I know is down here somewhere before I get invaded again or something.
End up running into summon spots for Solaire and Lautrec and I imagine maybe they can help me. Somehow though I manage to get myself lost, can't find the way back, much less the way back to the bonfire, and with 14,000 souls on the line I (foolishly decide) I've got no other choice than to face the Gaping Dragon. Can't be that hard with two phantoms helping me out right?
Wrong. First time I've seen phantoms go down that fast. I'm alone and the Dragon's still got maybe 4/5 of his health left. Because I still haven't been able to find a better weapon (that I can actually handle) than the Drakesword I can only deal maybe 90 damage per hit, deciding to focus on the hind legs so as to avoid the Dragon's stomp, devour attack, and tail.
About maybe 1/5 of his health left, I'm out of Estus, and I'm pretty sure one more hit will kill me (about maybe a quarter of my health left). He speeds up though and I can't outflank him anymore. I decide to
let him run up to me and try his devour attack so I can dodge and hit his hind leg again. I get hit by a tail swipe which leaves me with a chip of health left. I repeat this one more time and decide to sprint towards him, go all-in, two-handed, leaving no stamina left to run away.
Anyway, still can't find a weapon I like. After leveling up with the proceeds from the fight I've only got just enough strength to two-hand the Black Knight Halberd but just equipping it slows me down too much for my liking. The only other weapons of note I've got are the Barbed Straight Sword, a Greataxe, and some ordinary axes and polearms. Not sure which one to invest souls into.