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Completely off topic but I think I just saw my ex in a porn vid. Like 98% sure, it has been 4 years and I vaguely remember her having some moles on her belly (could be wrong) which the girl in the vid did not have. But then again it was amateur, bad lighting, low res etc...she covered her eyes with her hair so that is why I'm not sure. But the rest of her face, her body, her voice, the way she does things...and she smiled and said something that she did all the time. The smile she gave was also EXACTLY the same. I kinda feel bad for her, but at the same time I want it to be true (I know I'm a horrible person yadayada). But I just can't stop laughing, it's just so unreal but funny at the same time.

You know what you have to do now.

PM me with the link
 
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Lord Virgin

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Haha, I saw an ex-girlfriend in a Girls Gone Wild video but no porn as of yet.

Well, keep searching!

No but seriously, I came back from Civil War (liked it), ordered some pizza, watched tv and wanted to rub one out before going to bed. Fire up a porn site, click on a link, opens a new window (mobile), I don't like it and go back, but it shows me an ad first. I search for the exact same words and there it is in the thumbnail. I was like, no fucking way. Analyzed the shit out of that, unless she has a twin which I never met...this must be her.
 

Tabby

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Completely off topic but I think I just saw my ex in a porn vid. Like 98% sure, it has been 4 years and I vaguely remember her having some moles on her belly (could be wrong) which the girl in the vid did not have. But then again it was amateur, bad lighting, low res etc...she covered her eyes with her hair so that is why I'm not sure. But the rest of her face, her body, her voice, the way she does things...and she smiled and said something that she did all the time. The smile she gave was also EXACTLY the same. I kinda feel bad for her, but at the same time I want it to be true (I know I'm a horrible person yadayada). But I just can't stop laughing, it's just so unreal but funny at the same time.

Aw c'mon man. You can't say that and not tell us where to find it!
 

Ashhong

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Completely off topic but I think I just saw my ex in a porn vid. Like 98% sure, it has been 4 years and I vaguely remember her having some moles on her belly (could be wrong) which the girl in the vid did not have. But then again it was amateur, bad lighting, low res etc...she covered her eyes with her hair so that is why I'm not sure. But the rest of her face, her body, her voice, the way she does things...and she smiled and said something that she did all the time. The smile she gave was also EXACTLY the same. I kinda feel bad for her, but at the same time I want it to be true (I know I'm a horrible person yadayada). But I just can't stop laughing, it's just so unreal but funny at the same time.

....

Pm with link!

You don't have to pm link, maybe the title? Lol
 

a916

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Maybe a spoiler, maybe not, but Jeremy Irons will be in
Justice League

Showbiz 411 reports, but going to need a more credible source....
 
What I'm hearing is Snyder should work in the Superman and Barda scene in JL?

The one where they're forced to make a sex tape and Darkseid forces Scott to watch it?

Has anyone been cast as Hal or is he not gonna be in this first Justice League movie?

WB/DC be like

iWO8q8W.gif
 
Completely off topic but I think I just saw my ex in a porn vid. Like 98% sure, it has been 4 years and I vaguely remember her having some moles on her belly (could be wrong) which the girl in the vid did not have. But then again it was amateur, bad lighting, low res etc...she covered her eyes with her hair so that is why I'm not sure. But the rest of her face, her body, her voice, the way she does things...and she smiled and said something that she did all the time. The smile she gave was also EXACTLY the same. I kinda feel bad for her, but at the same time I want it to be true (I know I'm a horrible person yadayada). But I just can't stop laughing, it's just so unreal but funny at the same time.

Devin Faraci's sources at YouPorn told him it's definitely a DC fanboy's ex. It's one of the many aftershocks of Batman v Superman.
 

BadAss2961

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Completely off topic but I think I just saw my ex in a porn vid. Like 98% sure, it has been 4 years and I vaguely remember her having some moles on her belly (could be wrong) which the girl in the vid did not have. But then again it was amateur, bad lighting, low res etc...she covered her eyes with her hair so that is why I'm not sure. But the rest of her face, her body, her voice, the way she does things...and she smiled and said something that she did all the time. The smile she gave was also EXACTLY the same. I kinda feel bad for her, but at the same time I want it to be true (I know I'm a horrible person yadayada). But I just can't stop laughing, it's just so unreal but funny at the same time.
Awesome.

Might as well make this an anything goes community thread during drought season.
 

SJRB

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I feel that Hal Jordan is a pretty crucial part of the team though, both with his powers and his personality.
 
Who is to say how sizable Mera's role will be to serve as the seventh. Or what the threat and plot entails. With the strong hints at an extraterrestrial force, leaving the GL out of it is peculiar.

At the same time, even factoring how little we know, there's an idea of how many plots it will juggle. Maybe leaving GL is neater.
 

SJRB

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Well with seven main characters to juggle around we all know the director's cut will be 9 hours long, so I guess there's that to look forward to.
 
Well with seven main characters to juggle around we all know the director's cut will be 9 hours long, so I guess there's that to look forward to.

which is why it's a two parter. director's cut will be 4.5, while JL part 2 director's cut is another 4.5. all the standalone movies in between will be 2 hour XP grind montages as they gain levels for part 2
 
Who is to say how sizable Mera's role will be to serve as the seventh. Or what the threat and plot entails. With the strong hints at an extraterrestrial force, leaving the GL out of it is peculiar.

At the same time, even factoring how little we know, there's an idea of how many plots it will juggle. Maybe leaving GL is neater.

speaking of heard i wonder if her inclusion in this universe would motivate depp to sign on. he would absolutely kill a villain role.
 

SJRB

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Overrated maybe compared to the top cinematographers but better than any other superhero film out there. Nothing can touch it. They all look like tv show filter compared to BvS.


It's blurry because of terrible compression, but this is one of the most amazing shots I've ever seen in a superhero movie. I literally said "wow" in the theatre.
 

Exodust

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Completely off topic but I think I just saw my ex in a porn vid. Like 98% sure, it has been 4 years and I vaguely remember her having some moles on her belly (could be wrong) which the girl in the vid did not have. But then again it was amateur, bad lighting, low res etc...she covered her eyes with her hair so that is why I'm not sure. But the rest of her face, her body, her voice, the way she does things...and she smiled and said something that she did all the time. The smile she gave was also EXACTLY the same. I kinda feel bad for her, but at the same time I want it to be true (I know I'm a horrible person yadayada). But I just can't stop laughing, it's just so unreal but funny at the same time.

This could have been a classic thread, instead you chose to waste it in a thread for DC movies.

I am disappointed.
 
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Lord Virgin

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Devin Faraci's sources at YouPorn told him it's definitely a DC fanboy's ex. It's one of the many aftershocks of Batman v Superman.

Well, the video was posted in 2013 iirc, just a year after we broke up AND the same year MoS was released. But seriously, I just can't stop laughing whenever I think about it. She was always adventurous but a porno? Guy must have paid her good (and agreed to hide her face as much as possible). I hope I never run into her again, it would be awkward and knowing myself I just can't resist and will ask her about it. So surreal. And what are the odds for me to find it. Ohh well.

This could have been a classic thread, instead you chose to waste it in a thread for DC movies.

I am disappointed.

This is my home!

not everybody is seeking glory. he just wants to be a humble man and fap by himself.

And this!
I thought about it, but it is just funny to me. Did not turn me on, had enough of her.
 
I've never seen that cartoon, but the silliness of that Hal vs Darkseid GIF makes me wonder if the context is equally silly. Like, is that intentional slapstick? Is he comedic relief?
 

KonradLaw

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I've never seen that cartoon, but the silliness of that Hal vs Darkseid GIF makes me wonder if the context is equally silly. Like, is that intentional slapstick? Is he comedic relief?

Yes. He's bassicaly "lol...lameasses, step back and see how it's done" before he gets stomped. It's done for comedic purposes. Overall Hal is hilarious asshole in that movie.
 
affleck's a beast. but no way was kilmer that much more bulkier than bale in begins. begins bale was pretty huge. (inb4 bloated val kilmer picture)

val looked much slimmer and had less muscle.
 

Busty

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Latest 'news that was plucked out of thin air by a fan with nothing better to do this weekend' states that WB has approached Edgar Wright to direct The Flash.

Fixed.

Seriously. Edgar Wright wouldn't jump into a DCU project, with a script that has already ben developed, this late in the game. Especially when he's already well into production on Baby Driver.

Expect WB to give the gig to an up and coming director with one studio effort behind him or someone that has already directed a film for Warners in the last few years.

I seriously doubt that it's going to be son fan favourite director unless they intend to postpone the production (and thus miss the release date) for them.
 

IconGrist

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Fixed.

Seriously. Edgar Wright wouldn't jump into a DCU project, with a script that has already ben developed, this late in the game.

Expect WB to give the gig to an up and coming director with one studio effort behind him or someone that has already directed a film for Warners in the last few years.

I seriously doubt that it's going to be son fan favourite director unless they intend to postpone the production (and thus miss the release date) for them.

I never said the rumor had merit. :p

I don't think getting a fan favorite director would effect the production schedule though. It's still so far away.
 

RDreamer

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This scene in 300 has one of the most visually striking choreography and cinematography of all time. OF ALL TIME.

You almost felt bad for those Persians. Yeah, the blood looks fake as fuck, but it does give it a distinct comic book look which is what it's based on after all. 300 is in the top 5 comic book movies of all time. Fight me.

That scene is fucking amazingly well done. I need to watch 300 again.

I'd probably have it in my top 5, though. Have to watch it again and see, it's been a while.
 

Busty

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I don't think getting a fan favorite director would effect the production schedule though. It's still so far away.

It's less than two years away (March 2018) and given that it, presumably, feature lots of VFX and set pieces they are going to have to get a move on.

I'd have thought that WB would want this shooting by the end of this year or at the beginning of next at the latest. This would leave them a far chunk of time for the post production and VFX work.

We could very well be in a situation where Warners does want to stick a name director into this and thus might have to postpone it and miss it's original release date.

Alternatively WB may not want to throw time and money at this without seeing how Wonder Woman fairs never mind Justice League at the end of 2017 and thus it could be postponed and miss its original release date anyway.
 
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Lord Virgin

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Affleck is huge, damn.

Imagine Battfleck taking on Dark Knight Rises' Bane. He'd fucking destroy him.

Jup, Batfleck gives no shit and is strong, quick and knows how to fight. TDKR Bane would get his back broken. Goddamnit, I'd pay good money to see that happen.
 
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