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EDIT: It has come to my attention that Engadget's report is inaccurate. During the Nintendo Direct, Satoru Iwata noted user concerns of slow application loads and the initial launch update download time, and the company's intentions to address these complaints, but did not specify any particular firmware update. The update mentioned in the report was separate, and specifically a software update for Dragon Quest X in Japan.
Engadget.
The Wii U launch didn't go quite as smoothly as consumers would've liked, with a major update to sit through right after unboxing, and support for various video streaming services absent on day one. Well, head honcho at Nintendo Satoru Iwata has taken to YouTube and announced from his cream studio that the next system update is due late December. It's primarily being pushed out to improve the frustratingly slow software loading times on the new console -- an issue we highlighted in our review. Iwata only makes a fleeting appearance at the beginning of the video before it moves on to talking up the latest Dragon Quest iteration, but if you've got a decent knowledge of Japanese, the embed awaits you below.
Engadget.