This made me laugh way too hard. I miss Batista.
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This made me laugh way too hard. I miss Batista.
Because Batista was a technician.
Well Batista was more about presence than anything, yes.
Remember last time there was a PPV in New York and Sin Cara wrestled? Seeing this live was so bad.
Roman has a presence, he'll be fine.*
*Unless he injures easy.
ROFL, what presence?
Among the Divas gunning for Eves butterfly-emblazoned title are former champions Alicia Fox, Layla and Natalya, as well as Kaitlyn, Tamina Snuka, Rosa Mendes, Aksana, Cameron and Naomi.
Apparently AJ is no longer in the battle royal.
So Roman Reigns. How good is he in the ring?
Could he ever be Batista level?
He comes from a football background, not a bodybuilding one, so while he's green, he's very agile for his size. He will be much better in the ring than Batista.
Perspicacity
Banned
Roman Reigns is also fortunate enough to have been given the least Samoan sounding name for a Samoan wrestler since Yokozuna (and the Rock, but Rocky Maivia was both awful and Samoan).
Roman Reigns is also fortunate enough to have been given the least Samoan sounding name for a Samoan wrestler since Yokozuna (and the Rock, but Rocky Maivia was both awful and Samoan).
Yeah I was surprised he was part of that family. Sad to say, but I feel that holds back full potential going straight up with the Samoan wrestler cliche.
Spiderjericho
Member
Man, Layla has to be the hottest Diva. Though the others aren't too bad either (raar).
Perspicacity
Banned
Yeah I was surprised he was part of that family. Sad to say, but I feel that holds back full potential going straight up with the Samoan wrestler cliche.
Samoa Joe is a weird inversion of this, his name works great but I have a feeling that's because it makes him sound like a character from a Guy Ritchie movie.
Yeah I was surprised he was part of that family. Sad to say, but I feel that holds back full potential going straight up with the Samoan wrestler cliche.
Well, the Usos tried to subvert it by being able to talk and wear boots, but that hasn't really helped them much. So of course they turn face and do a (n awesome) Samoan war dance as their entrance and wrestle like cruiserweight Headshrinkers. And that hasn't helped them much, either. Which is a same, because cruiserweight Headshrinkers sound excellent to me. Their problem is they LOOK Samoan. Like, unmistakably, their heritage is off an island in the Pacific. Rock and Roman don't really have that to them, too much at least. Roman a little more, but not if he had shorter hair. The lack of fat and gyneco on him hides his true Wild Samoan genetics.
Well, the Usos tried to subvert it by being able to talk and wear boots, but that hasn't really helped them much. So of course they turn face and do a (n awesome) Samoan war dance as their entrance and wrestle like cruiserweight Headshrinkers. And that hasn't helped them much, either. Which is a same, because cruiserweight Headshrinkers sound excellent to me. Their problem is they LOOK Samoan. Like, unmistakably, their heritage is off an island in the Pacific. Rock and Roman don't really have that to them, too much at least. Roman a little more, but not if he had shorter hair. The lack of fat and gyneco on him hides his true Wild Samoan genetics.
All good points.
Spiderjericho
Member
How come the USOs are gaining weight? As recently as a few months ago, they were still pretty ripped but now they both are developing guts as to play into the Samoan thing.
How come the USOs are gaining weight? As recently as a few months ago, they were still pretty ripped but now they both are developing guts as to play into the Samoan thing.
I'm going to say lack of a push.
Well Batista was more about presence than anything, yes.
Booker T really make this statement run home.
Who knows.He comes from a football background, not a bodybuilding one, so while he's green, he's very agile for his size. He will be much better in the ring than Batista.
Yes she is, when the Bella Twins were there I could see why they people were hot for them.Man, Layla has to be the hottest Diva. Though the others aren't too bad either (raar).
I can't believe I totally bought that Yoko was Japanese as a kid.
I thought he had pillows in his pants because I couldn't actually believe someone's butt could be that big.
I thought he had pillows in his pants because I couldn't actually believe someone's butt could be that big.
And I thought Vince wore a rubber suit because a CEO couldn't be that ripped - plus you could totally see the seam!
i wonder if all wresslgaf can put their funds together to take Layla on a date somewhere nice.
You all know I'm just gonna take the cash and take AJ out someplace nice.
I want TJ Hooker in the royal rumble.
Now there's a man who is completely agile
now to create some more guys for tonight's Show.
I had about 45 minutes of sleep so I think i'm good to go for the rest of the day.
sf2fanatic
Member
Barely watching RAW. Did someone yell out "Hurt me AJ"
I lol'ed
I lol'ed
Nocturnowl
Member
I thought this was his secret to hitting the Banzai Drop safely.I thought he had pillows in his pants because I couldn't actually believe someone's butt could be that big.
Barely watching RAW. Did someone yell out "Hurt me AJ"
I lol'ed
Aiii, you didn't tell us you were at Raw!
The Shield, Cesaro, Clay, Sandow as Rumble newcomers, especially excited about Sandow and Clay. I like it when guys with weird gimmicks enter the rumble. Benjamin, MVP, and hopefully other returns. Adding AJ would just make it even more fun.
Fandango to debut, dance the flamenco with a heel jobber before tossing him out of the ring.
Fandango to debut, dance the flamenco with a heel jobber before tossing him out of the ring.
That would be great.
Fandango to debut, dance the flamenco with a heel jobber before tossing him out of the ring.
I'd rather have just don flamingo debut.
Aiii, you didn't tell us you were at Raw!
I wish, mate!
Fingers crossed she'll come on the WrestleMania Revenge tour in Rotterdam this April.
Now there's a man who is completely agile
now to create some more guys for tonight's Show.
I had about 45 minutes of sleep so I think i'm good to go for the rest of the day.
When is the show mister?
I wish the rest of TJ Hooker was on the DVD, only the first 2 seasons of gold are available. I hear it's available in HD on some channel in Americaland, but I can only dream of seeing Shatner's svelte agile self running, catching the bad guys and threatening to play tic-tac-toe all over their face in HD. Maybe my mind wouldn't be able to cope with all the extra visual fidelity.
I thought this was his secret to hitting the Banzai Drop safely.
Exactly
When is the show mister?
I wish the rest of TJ Hooker was on the DVD, only the first 2 seasons of gold are available. I hear it's available in HD on some channel in Americaland, but I can only dream of seeing Shatner's svelte agile self running, catching the bad guys and threatening to play tic-tac-toe all over their face in HD. Maybe my mind wouldn't be able to cope with all the extra visual fidelity.
Well I figure I'll start it about 5 or 6 pm which is like 7 hours from now in my time.
Yes, it must be the UNIVERSAL HD Channel which I use to sometimes catch up on Raw. I love that show, TJ Hooker may be the coolest cop ever, definitely a all around entertaining show. Shatner at his coolest in the 80's.
Killing_Joke
Member
I don't think the card is THAT bad, just don't think it will be an exciting PPV. I got pretty good seats for $80 so no biggie.
Last year's TLC was a x-mas present for the marks. Could happen again...Maybe.
Last year's TLC was a x-mas present for the marks. Could happen again...Maybe.
sf2fanatic
Member
Anyone got a link to the end of RAW? Just wondering how long after the show the brawl lasted
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Excited for Fex's stream tonight. I need to see some of this ish.
Would you call it a 3 Minute Beatdown?
3 minutes, that was it. Perfect.
Would you call it a 3 Minute Beatdown?
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Nah, to even for it to be a beat down.
Supposed to...you didnt see the...
argh
3MB brah
HarryDemeanor
Member
He's the fourth man of The Shield.Isn't Fandango suppose to debut at TLC, man this card gets better and better.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
He's the fourth man of The Shield.
Mine if I... step in?
Mine if I... step in?
winner winner!!!
I know this is out there but do you guys think any chance The Shield might help Ziggles in that Ladder Match or even if he cashes it in during Sheamus and Big Show title match at TLC?
I mean, they are there for justice. And pretty much Dolph got screwed for his Money In The Bank opportunity going against Cenis.
I mean, they are there for justice. And pretty much Dolph got screwed for his Money In The Bank opportunity going against Cenis.
mechashiva
Member
I know this is out there but do you guys think any chance The Shield might help Ziggles in that Ladder Match or even if he cashes it in during Sheamus and Big Show title match at TLC?
I mean, they are there for justice. And pretty much Dolph got screwed for his Money In The Bank opportunity going against Cenis.
I would understand but hope Dolph gets it on his own. Until Cena picked up Show again I thought they were goin to use the knee injury to explain why Cena couldn't climb.