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[Kaladin]

Has anyone here been to an elimination chamber match live? I'm looking at tickets for the show in Feb and I'm trying to figure out which seats would be the best to see the whole thing. I figured sitting too close or on the floor would be bad because of how the structure is.

I've been to one Elimination Chamber match and you want lower level. The floor is shit and lower level is where it's at.

 

[Zach]

Biggest-Geek-Ever!

Math has gone too far.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Suzuki is GOAT.

 

[Dental Plan]

I've been to one Elimination Chamber match and you want lower level. The floor is shit and lower level is where it's at.

That's what I was thinking. I'll get the lower level.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Biggest-Geek-Ever!

Looks good to me. Congratulations! Tell me, what would the gradez be for this problem?

Math has gone too far.

Wait until you get to the calculus portion of Khan Academy.

 

[Zach]

I'm considering just dying.

 

[El Pescado]

Is the fish seriously getting worked by this?

I don't know if he's serious or not. Regal called him out on it like he was serious though.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I don't know if he's serious or not. Regal called him out on it like he was serious though.

I take everything Jericho says with a grain of salt. He's good at this kayfabe working brothers hard shit.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

I don't know if he's serious or not. Regal called him out on it like he was serious though.

 

[BronsonLee]

Need Bronson for the WrassleGaf exclusive footage of this shoot.

Cara would kill him

 

[slightconfuse]

DM, Guzim

He's back!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eMt3SrfFU

 

[British Monsoon]

Dash is shootin

Not sure if she's talking about the work rate or something else...

Probably that slow-as-fuck rope running from Bayley and the poor timing on the roundhouse from Alicia.

 

[Professor Beef]

I take everything Jericho says with a grain of salt. He's good at this kayfabe working brothers hard shit.

Jericho working his coworkers like I worked WrestlingGAF all those years ago.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Jericho working his coworkers like I worked WrestlingGAF all those years ago.

It was you...... You all along?



Jesus this is a year old and I'm just now seeing it but holy fuck!

 

[Sephzilla]

DM, Guzim

He's back!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eMt3SrfFU

Oh, another movie that's going to be pretty decent the first time you watch it but the second time you watch it you realize the writing is a hot mess?

 

[Pikma]

It was you...... You all along?



Jesus this is a year old and I'm just now seeing it but holy fuck!

Savage

 

[Professor Beef]

It was you...... You all along?



Jesus this is a year old and I'm just now seeing it but holy fuck!

holy fuck PLEASE let this be real lmao

 

[Fox318]

What would a shoot world war 3 look like?

 

[BronsonLee]

holy fuck PLEASE let this be real lmao

It's 100% real

Remember that JR just doesn't give a fuck about crushing people anymore

 

[Sephzilla]

Sadly Roman seems like the most likely to win the Rumble because he's the only guy who doesn't have an upcoming side-feud looming over his head. The number two guy is Balor.

• Goldberg has a Brock rematch looming
• Rollins has the HHH feud
• Sami has a Strowman feud looming
• The Cena/Undertaker rumor looms

 

[Bluekaveli]

holy fuck PLEASE let this be real lmao

https://mobile.twitter.com/WWEJimRoss/status/575880121506119680

100%

 

[Professor Beef]

https://mobile.twitter.com/WWEJimRoss/status/575880121506119680

100%

Oh, it's a parody account. Bleh.

 

[Anth0ny]

i actually wouldn't be shocked at all if they did 2 rumble matches at a 5 hour show

that's the most WWE shit possible and they'll hype it up like it's the greatest thing ever. because more is always better. god damn it.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

So guys who is winning the RR?

I'm going with either Finn or Ambrose.

 

[Professor Beef]

i actually wouldn't be shocked at all if they did 2 rumble matches at a 5 hour show

that's the most WWE shit possible and they'll hype it up like it's the greatest thing ever. because more is always better. god damn it.

They could always do another 40-man rumble!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

i actually wouldn't be shocked at all if they did 2 rumble matches at a 5 hour show

that's the most WWE shit possible and they'll hype it up like it's the greatest thing ever. because more is always better. god damn it.

Nah, most WWE shit possible would be having a women's Rumble too because REVOLUTION, HISTORY

Steph final two at worst

 

[imBask]

Nah, most WWE shit possible would be having a women's Rumble too because REVOLUTION, HISTORY

with Roman winning both?

 

[Zach]

1. Big Cass
2. Big E
3. Big Show
4. Bo Dallas
5. Braun Strowman
6. Brock Lesnar
7. Cesaro
8. Chris Jericho
9. Curtis Axel
10. Darren Young
11. Enzo Amore
12. Epico
13. Finn Bálor
14. Goldberg
15. Goldust
16. Jinder Mahal
17. Karl Anderson
18. Kevin Owens
19. Kofi Kingston
20. Luke Gallows
21. Mark Henry
22. Neville
23. Primo
24. R-Truth
25. Roman Reigns
26. Rusev
27. Sami Zayn
28. Seth Rollins
29. Sheamus
30. Sin Cara
31. Titus O'Neil
32. Xavier Woods
33. Ariya Daivari
34. The Brian Kendrick
35. Cedric Alexander
36. Drew Gulak
37. Gran Metalik
38. Gurv Sihra
39. Harv Sihra
40. HoHo Lun
41. Jack Gallagher
42. Lince Dorado
43. Mustafa Ali
44. Noam Dar
45. Rich Swann
46. TJ Perkins
47. Tony Nese
48. Tozawa
49. Aiden English
50. AJ Styles
51. Apollo Crews
52. Baron Corbin
53. Bray Wyatt
54. Chad Gable
55. Curt Hawkins
56. Dean Ambrose
57. Dolph Ziggler
58. Erick Rowan
59. Fandango
60. Heath Slater
61. Jack Swagger
62. James Ellsworth
63. Jason Jordan
64. Jey Uso
65. Jimmy Uso
66. John Cena
67. Kalisto
68. Kane
69. Kenny
70. Konnor
71. Luke Harper
72. Mikey
73. The Miz
74. Mojo Rawley
75. Randy Orton
76. Rhyno
77. Shane McMahon
78. Simon Gotch
79. Tyler Breeze
80. The Undertaker
81. Viktor
82. Zack Ryder

With NXT and legends, why stop at 3 RINGS, 60 WRASSLESTARS?

Time for World War 4.

 

[Professor Beef]

World War NOTHING. As long as I'm alive and breathing, there will be no more gimmicky WCW World War nonsense.

 

[Kaladin]

Sadly Roman seems like the most likely to win the Rumble because he's the only guy who doesn't have an upcoming side-feud looming over his head. The number two guy is Balor.

• Goldberg has a Brock rematch looming
• Rollins has the HHH feud
• Sami has a Strowman feud looming
• The Cena/Undertaker rumor looms

The Rumble is such the perfect spot to bring Balor back if he's ready. I know they're shooting for Mania, but I think he's got the same superhuman healing Cena and Rollins have.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I'm more then fine with Cena winning. Cena vs Styles is probably the biggest money match to come from the rumble winner with the exception of maybe Goldberg winning but that isn't happening.

 

[Zach]

World War NOTHING. As long as I'm alive and breathing, there will be no more gimmicky WCW World War nonsense.

Royal Rumble gets a pass for no reason, though?

kewl

 

[Kaladin]

I'm more then fine with Cena winning. Cena vs Styles is probably the biggest money match to come from the rumble winner with the exception of maybe Goldberg winning but that isn't happening.

Cena vs Styles headlining Mania would be amazing.

 

[Zach]

I like how the list of wrasslers is all like

1. Big
2. Big
3. Big

>_>

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

The only good to come from World War 3 was Flair running around the rings like a lunatic during his match with Sting at WW3 '95.

 

[Sephzilla]

I'm more then fine with Cena winning. Cena vs Styles is probably the biggest money match to come from the rumble winner with the exception of maybe Goldberg winning but that isn't happening.

I'd be okay with this too.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Cena vs Styles headlining Mania would be amazing.

Yup. Plus it's guaranteed to give us a very good main event match.

 

[Kaladin]

Yup. Plus it's guaranteed to give us a very good main event match.

I'd just be disappointed in not getting Taker vs Cena again....because the years for that match are dwindling.

 

[Professor Beef]

Royal Rumble gets a pass for no reason, though?

kewl

The reason is that there's only 1 ring.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Tortuga Ninja Rafy wants to clear up that he did not touch Paige. Paige told Alberto that she was not touched by the turtle.

https://twitter.com/therealfredo/status/809107121048457216

I feel the urge to suddenly vote Del Rio as Carny of the Year.

 

[Dark Ninja]

https://twitter.com/therealfredo/status/809107121048457216

I feel the urge to suddenly vote Del Rio as Carny of the Year.

Del Rio beat up a Ninja Turtle? He was just trying to protect the business.

 

[Sephzilla]

I'd just be disappointed in not getting Taker vs Cena again....because the years for that match are dwindling.

That match lost all interest when the streak died though. The entire appeal of that match was Super Cena vs The Streak.

 

[Anth0ny]

I like how the list of wrasslers is all like

1. Big
2. Big
3. Big

>_>

Big Baron Corbin has a nice ring to it

Big Braun!

 

[Zach]

The only good to come from World War 3 was Flair running around the rings like a lunatic during his match with Sting at WW3 '95.

What about Arn having his head stuck between two rings? Or was that a WarGames?

>_>

 

[British Monsoon]

NICE

 

[Kaladin]

That match lost all interest when the streak died though. Because the entire pull of that match was Super Cena vs The Streak.

You'd still get Super Cena vs Super Taker. No streak makes it harder to predict a match like that. Same as if they did another HBK vs Taker without the streak.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I'd just be disappointed in not getting Taker vs Cena again....because the years for that match are dwindling.

They should Mania 22 it and have Taker get involved in the match for a triple-threat between him, Cena and Styles.

$$$$$$$$$ all around

 

[Zach]

Big Anth0ny.

I was going to post Big Tony from The Simpsons but then I saw this:

 

[Professor Beef]

Big Baron Corbin has a nice ring to it

Big Braun!

Most names sound cooler when you add "big" in front of them.

Big Beef
Big Anth0ny
Big Bronson
Big DM...well ok, not that one

 

[Sephzilla]

You'd still get Super Cena vs Super Taker. No streak makes it harder to predict a match like that. Same as if they did another HBK vs Taker without the streak.

I think without the streak it becomes extremely predictable. The whole unpredictable factor of the match was basically "would Vince's hardon for Cena trump his hardon for The Streak"