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[Data West]

Has Bret reported what Charlotte/Banks scored on the Boner Scale?

Probably not too high with Charlotte there.

 

[DMczaf]

DiscoJon's FAVE FIVE Replacements for "Stairs" for WWE's TLC 2015:


1. SNARES!

2. STARES!

3. FLAIRS!

4. HARES!

5. MARES!

What about LAIRS?

 

[mechashiva]

TLC and Ass

 

[UberTag]

Meanwhile I still have no idea why Nikki won the belt in 10 seconds last ppv. Why I should care about Cena "losing" his #1 contender status. Hell, I don't even know why any of these matches are happening. Every match could be better than the NXT matches but I still won't care, because I don't care about any of the performers.

It's a shame the WWE guys don't realize this and think having some kind of workrate spotfest will outshine the superior NXT product. They can't do that in an environment where they have 3-hour RAWs each week, Vince McMahon sabotaging long-term angles, rigidly scripted promos, atrocious commentary and John Cena / Roman Reigns pushes at the expense of everyone else on the roster saddled with even-steven booking.

So I hope they go out there and kill themselves tonight for all of the good it'll do them. Reruns of COPS will inevitably be more entertaining than the dogshit that is TLC... or TNA.

 

[strobogo]

TLC and Ass

TLC and Ass Not Class.

 

[DMczaf]

TLC and Ass

 

[DiscoJon]

 

[Fox318]

Breaking news

Triple H doesn't enjoy fruit (self.SquaredCircle)

Just want to be clear about when I said the fruit basket might not be well received from Triple H. I'm sure he appreciated the offer. But he doesn't really enjoy fruit all that much. He is a big fan of ham. I'm not kidding.

 

[Jimmy King]

the house show perv footage is sleezy as fuck

 

[Hasney]

Hopefully the next community that wants to put itself over gets a meat platter together.

 

[Sokantish]

Breaking news

Triple H doesn't enjoy fruit (self.SquaredCircle)

Well duh, fruit is stupid! Where's the meat?

 

[strobogo]

Hopefully the next community that wants to put itself over gets a meat platter together.

A sledgehammer made out of various meats.

 

[Xater]

Hopefully the next community that wants to put itself over gets a meat platter together.

We should send him a ham. Is there a service which does that?

 

[Vylash]

We should send him a ham. Is there a service which does that?

http://www.hickoryfarms.com/special...eygold-ham-7-9-lbs.-011070.html#q=ham&start=1

 

[Hasney]

We should send him a ham. Is there a service which does that?

http://www.thetapaslunchcompany.co.uk/gift-ideas/spanish-food-packs-hampers/serrano-ham-gift-box

I'd be happy to get that for Christmas. Fuck HHH, he puts on one good special but I'm here 365 days a year busting my ass for you people.

 

[Jimmy King]

Sending a fruit platter to a millionaire during the holiday season.

What a bunch of marks.

 

[mechashiva]

This is a good start. CVE and Maria to follow?

 

[Data West]

oh ok wcw

 

[DiscoJon]

A sledgehammer made out of various meats.

A SledgeHAMmer?

 

[Omega]

A sledgehammer made out of various meats.

We need to do this.

 

[RBH]

What about LAIRS?

HURRY MY SON!

GET AWAY FROM THE STONE!

 

[Fox318]

Whose idea was it to give the tough guy a sledge hammer?

 

[Mengetsu]

 

[DMczaf]

Breaking news

Triple H doesn't enjoy fruit (self.SquaredCircle)

Of course he doesn't like fruit, ain't no gains in fruit.

We're sending him Omaha Steaks.

 

[Masquerader]

 

[Data West]

Send him a bag of Harley R ace memorabilia and old wrestling mags. That's how you win over Mr. H's

 

[Fox318]

 

[Hasney]

If we find out what his shirt size is, we can send him some of the newest Punk merch.

 

[Alucard]

Watching today's ep of Fighting Spirit Wrestling on Fight Network.

6-man tag featuring a "legends" team consisting of...

Kenta Kobashi
Keiji Mutoh
Masahiro Chono

Damn.

 

[Data West]

Does Mongo have any control on his voice? Like does dude start yelling at funerals?

 

[Singularity42]

If we find out what his shirt size is, we can send him some of the newest Punk merch.

A welcome to chicago motherfucker tshirt and maybe some official reebok ufc training shorts

 

[Zach]

oh ok wcw

I must know more.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

H's Trio burying fruit now?! OMG OUTRAGE SCANDLE INTERNET MELTDOWN.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Did I not read this same exact story after the last NXT show?

We literally hear this story after every "Full Sail University" "event", friend.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Tables Ladders Chairs and Stairs and Pears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGf6TP6hZXc

 

[Singularity42]

Watching today's ep of Fighting Spirit Wrestling on Fight Network.

6-man tag featuring a "legends" team consisting of...

Kenta Kobashi
Keiji Mutoh
Masahiro Chono

Damn.

I wonder if their combined age was announced rather than combined weight....

 

[Mr. Luchador]

More like...

Table, Ladders, Chairs and... Mehs

AMIRITE?!

 

[Data West]

I must know more.

Savage and Hogan fused and still couldn't beat THE MAN.

I wonder if their combined age was announced rather than combined weight....

Are you an ageist like DM?

 

[DMczaf]

Tables Ladders Chairs and Stairs and Pears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGf6TP6hZXc

You know what reminds me of pears?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

It's absolutely accurate. Both Bellas have put a ton of work in, while AJ (who really wasn't good at anything before hand) has regressed on every level. The Bellas are completely competent wrestlers with styles that match them and both know how to run the ropes.

Real Ass Stro.

 

[Vylash]

More like...

Table, Ladders, Chairs and... Mehs

AMIRITE?!

 

[Recall]

Let's count how many chairs shots are delivered to the back.

Also pre-emptive, FUCK Michael Cole's shitty yes man commentary skills. Fuck you!

*furious anger*

 

[Fox318]

 

[Gonzalez]

BELEE DAT, BITCH!

 

[FlammableD]

Have a video of the new PROGRESS title instead of this TLC bullshit: http://youtu.be/x38gRV8PXxQ

Also I just finished NXT and it was dope. My boy the King of Lean had a real good start on commentary.

 

[RP912]

the house show perv footage is sleezy as fuck

It's not beating perverted camera guy at the NJPW tag event taking footage of Maria's cleavage in different angles.

 

[British Monsoon]

Dreidels, Adders, Bears & Au Pairs

Ryback takes on Kane with a real live Grizzly Bear as the special guest referee, while Luke Harper & Dolph Ziggler battle for the Intercontinental Title in a pit of venomous Death Adder snakes, followed by John Cena facing Seth Rollins in the first ever Hanukkah Dreidel Deathmatch! Also, Erick Rowan & The Big Show search for an au pair to take care of their adopted love child.

 

[Ithil]

You know what would be great? If we got a nearly 50 year old guy who is broken down, and a guy who can't work, and we put them in a match, on the PPV. But we add chairs as the stipulation, to ensure that chairs in the actually notable TLC match later don't elicit any reaction from the crowd because they're desensitized by then.

That would be great booking with no flaws, and a really great match that the crowd will adore.

 

[RP912]

You know what reminds me of pears?

 

[Xater]

You know what would be great? If we got a nearly 50 year old guy who is broken down, and a guy who can't work, and we put them in a match, on the PPV. But we add chairs as the stipulation, to ensure that chairs in the actually notable TLC match later don't elicit any reaction from the crowd because they're desensitized by then.

That would be great booking with no flaws, and a really great match that the crowd will adore.

I think you are being sarcastic.