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[Fox318]

Look how fucking strong cesaro is

 

[Gonzalez]

Now if they keep Big E out of any tag combo in the future this gimmick might still have some legs.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Good tv match right there! And look the crowd caught on to the chant after an entertaining! Who knew?

Nvm it's dead lol

 

[UberTag]

This is a good match. Love that giant swing + drop kick move. Dunno why it isn't their ending move though.

A team doesn't get an "ending move" if they always lose.

 

[strobogo]

Friend Heel, can you give me a break down on this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=953578

 

[TimeEffect]

Byron's not about the New Day but Michael Cole is

 

[plagiarize]

Cesaro supplanting Nattie is a brilliant new wrinkle to this storyline. Hah. Loving this bromance.

 

[Mengetsu]

Look how fucking strong cesaro is

But but Swiss....

 

[Kaladin]

Friend Heel, can you give me a break down on this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=953578

UFC is getting sued over paying their fighters shit pay and for their monopolistic practices in MMA.

 

[plagiarize]

A team doesn't get an "ending move" if they always lose.

Words you shall eat.

Fact.

Hey look the divas can spell divas.

 

[Xater]

Yes its very good. The anniversary includes a chapter about TNA.

Which reminds me of the awesome review an impact episode of the autotune episode.

Cool, now I have to figure out if I should use my Amazon credit for that or S.

 

[Fox318]

But but Swiss....

One of the Most charismatic wrestlers of all time spoke with a thick French accent.


Vince would have never had Andre work for him had he not worked for his dad.

 

[Jimmy King]

This has to be the first backstage segment in, what, years?

 

[plagiarize]

"Paige what are you doing here with this cunt... I mean country bumpkin."

That's what I heard anyway.

KING ME.

That was fun.

 

[hamchan]

Two sexy wrestlers right here.

 

[XenoRaven]

Bootaaay, answer me this question:


Why are Jado and Gedo still wrestling? No matter that they are still in shape. When they wrestle, they are terrible. So slow and reaction times are like 3 seconds behind EVERYTHING. And when they do wrestle, they tend to put themselves in matches with fast juniors, which makes them look worse.

Gedo had a match with Devitt last year that was really good.

They're both clowns on the pre-show though, which I think they're supposed to be.

The better question is why is Nakanishi still wrestling?

 

[Jimmy King]

So Paige is off the market?

 

[FallingEdge]

If there is one thing I love about MMA, it is their lingo.

cans
ham and egger

I love it haha

Isn't their whole shtick laced in irony, though? Therefore, even if one's love of the brothers Buck feels genuine, can it ever really be?

Something to ponder, friends.

There is. You just don't realize it. The YB are intentionally mocking the shittiest parts of indie wrestling, yet people buy into them as legit and not a parody. You're too dumb, big man. You're supposed to think they're stupid.

The problem is that they are so good at being over the top and at the same time, they are extremely talented in the ring. You can't help but appreciate their antics and see them for the greatness that is the best tag team in the world. But you ham and eggers can't appreciate that.

 

[kiguel182]

Thus far in this match the commentary team has successfully mocked Cesaro's Swiss accent, Kidd's cat fixation, Big E's sweating tendencies and the overall happy disposition of the New Day.

They also took time to plug Roman Reigns.

It seems like I'm missing an awesome show.

Also a reminder of how they ruined Tyson character from NXT.

 

[UberTag]

So Paige is off the market?

Better brush up on your chess skills. That's the way to her heart.

 

[Gonzalez]

Fuck Gold & Stardust! That's a spot that could be used on younger & more motivated talent.

 

[Plywood]

Let's make a list of WWE main roster pro wrestlers who currently show no interest in winning a major singles championship or advancing their kayfabe careers, making their entire gimmick and presence useless on a pro wrestling show.

Adam Rose
Bo Dallas?
Bray Wyatt?
The Bunny
Dean Ambrose?
Erick Rowan
Fandango
Goldust
Heath Slater
Hornswoggle
Los Matadores and El Torito
Justin Gabriel
Kane
The New Day
Mark Henry
R-Truth
Ryback
Sin Cara
Stardust
Titus O'Neil
Tyson Kidd

WWE talks about "if you don't want the belt, you shouldn't be here," so why the fuck are all of these guys around? There's no heat, no motivation, no tension, or anything. This is a majority of the active roster on wwe.com.

They aren't given a chance to express that interest right? Because all the promos are scripted right? Because don't piss anybody off right? Must be because they're millenials right? It's a fun place to work at.

 

[Kaladin]

Guys.......guys.....guys.

 

[kiguel182]

So Paige is off the market?

Who is she dating?

 

[Jimmy King]

Who is she dating?

Her eyes say Rowan.

 

[kiguel182]

Her eyes say Rowan.

Now I'm confused.

 

[Fox318]

Her eyes say Rowan.

What do her orifices say?

 

[Gonzalez]

Emma needs to free her babies from WWE's restraints. Let dem titties fly baby girl.

 

[Jimmy King]

What do her orifices say?

 

[plagiarize]

Michael makes me hate everything.

 

[UberTag]

Michael makes me hate everything.

All the more reason for the WWE to start airing their programming without commentary of any kind.
Clearly having the announcers accuse each other of being chauvinists is far more entertaining than calling this diva's match.

 

[Gonzalez]

Oh my that ass tap.

 

[plagiarize]

All the more reason for the WWE to start airing their programming without commentary of any kind.
Clearly having the announcers accuse each other of being chauvinists is far more entertaining than calling this diva's match.

Michael repeating what Paige says as soon as she's finished saying it is worse.

Cole is meant to be the face commentator and is fully behind Paige and is picking apart what Emma calls her moves because fuck everything.

 

[Bowser]

Get ready for Super Smackdown Live! with some Wheel of Fortune.

More riveting storylines on WoF.

 

[Jimmy King]

They saved the worst for last.

 

[UberTag]

Michael repeating what Paige says as soon as she's finished saying it is worse.

Clearly he's being told to act as interpreter because the viewers at home won't understand Paige's accent.
Vince probably thinks she sounds too British.

 

[plagiarize]

Clearly he's being told to act as interpreter because the viewers at home won't understand Paige's accent.
Vince probably thinks she sounds too British.

I am praying they don't bring up Neville while Vince is still running things.

 

[TimeEffect]

Can Titus be a regular commentator?

 

[Vee_One]

Sitting in front of a neckbeard smark who has already used the terms heel, botch and work rate. Fuck this

I feel that Carny is the only term that matters now

 

[plagiarize]

Can Titus be a regular commentator?

I'd rather he just crashed every backstage segment.

 

[UberTag]

Can Titus be a regular commentator?

That would be too much entertainment for us.
He would outshine Cole and the other old men.

I'd rather he just crashed every backstage segment.

That would also be good with me.

 

[Vylash]

Let's make a list of WWE main roster pro wrestlers who currently show no interest in winning a major singles championship or advancing their kayfabe careers, making their entire gimmick and presence useless on a pro wrestling show.

Adam Rose
Bo Dallas?
Bray Wyatt?
The Bunny
Dean Ambrose?
Erick Rowan
Fandango
Goldust
Heath Slater
Hornswoggle
Los Matadores and El Torito
Justin Gabriel
Kane
The New Day
Mark Henry
R-Truth
Ryback
Sin Cara
Stardust
Titus O'Neil
Tyson Kidd

WWE talks about "if you don't want the belt, you shouldn't be here," so why the fuck are all of these guys around? There's no heat, no motivation, no tension, or anything. This is a majority of the active roster on wwe.com.

it's to be expected when every facet of your character, promos, and personality are artificially manufactured by the office

 

[Bowser]

"How about you say subscription right during the Hulu Plus promo"

ahahahahahaha

 

[iMax]

Why the fuck is Cole talking about chess?!

 

[Jimmy King]

Titus O'Neil - a reason to take my headphones off.

 

[plagiarize]

Why the fuck is Cole talking about chess?!

Why did they spend a whole match talking about the great Gazoo on the TLC pre show?

 

[kiguel182]

"millions of dollars, millions of dollars"

 

[Fox318]

Titus in a good suit

 

[Kaladin]

IMPACT WRESTLING BECOMES “UNLOCKED” WITH BRAND NEW TELEVISION SERIES
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Dec. 16, 2014) – TNA Entertainment will deliver a new concept in professional wrestling with the premiere of IMPACT WRESTLING: UNLOCKED, Saturday, January 17 at 10/9c on Destination America. This new weekly series hosted by “The Professor” Mike Tenay will dive deeper into the most recent episode of IMPACT WRESTLING with exclusive content and never-before-seen footage.

During IMPACT WRESTLING: UNLOCKED viewers will get an enhanced experience as the screen comes alive with match facts and stats, as well as bonus commentary and exclusive footage taking fans deeper into the intriguing characters, captivating stories and fascinating personal lives of the TNA Superstars.

“Fans are constantly asking me what goes on behind the scenes,” said Tenay. “The appetite is strong for interesting factoids and an insider’s perspective. We will explore everything from why World Champion Bobby Roode uses his Roode Bomb finisher to how Taryn Terrell uses her stuntwoman background when defending her Knockouts title. IMPACT WRESTLING: UNLOCKED will offer a distinctive and stimulating viewing experience unmatched in professional sports.”

In addition, each week during IMPACT WRESTLING: UNLOCKED, Tenay will reveal the IMPACT WRESTLING Top 5, a power ranking of the top five heavyweights in TNA. This new ranking system is sure to spark controversy, debate, and most importantly, competition.

IMPACT WRESTLING debuts on Destination America with a special LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, January 7 from 9-11 PM ET, televised from New York City’s legendary Manhattan Center. IMPACT WRESTLING will move to its permanent time slot on Fridays from 9-11 PM ET beginning January 16 on Destination America.

Unlocked sounds interesting, wish I got the channel.

 

[Spider from Mars]

This is death
Smark is chanting Issac Yankem