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TNA Might be getting FnP.

As noted earlier, TNA is looking to change the look of the product when the return on Destination America in January. Once change I heard is that they will not be having blood anymore.
The payment model for new contracts hasn't changed. Basically the new deals have a guarantee per month and a per appearance fee. There are currently no house shows scheduled and it's believed that the company won't start touring again until at least the second quarter of 2015, so the per appearance fees is just for the television tapings.

New Paige:

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Roman could be worse. We could have Buck Dixon.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Sitting in front of a neckbeard smark who has already used the terms heel, botch and work rate. Fuck this

 

[Fox318]

HE DID IT!! YAY!

OUR HERO

 

[Kaladin]

Seth seems like he will survive Cena. Probably more to do with him being a chickenshit heel and not a monster heel.

Few men can survive Cena burials.

Hopefully Seth can survive a Reigns burial.

I compare Seth Rollins to Randy Orton. He's being brought up about the same way actually. Orton survived an extended Cena feud.

 

[RBH]

What in the fuck.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Great after the Eva fan gimmick we now get a Reigns one. You guys are as creative as the RAW writers,

Not liking the same shitty indy flippy dippy vanilla midgets that you like is now a gimmick. If you say so, pal.

 

[DMczaf]

What in the fuck.

...thats a CAW right?

 

[Perspicacity]

Punk just turned heel on Marvel; is taking his talents to DC

STRANGE SPORTS STORIES #1
Written by various
Art by various
Cover by PAUL POPE
1:13 Variant cover by MIKE MITCHELL
On sale MARCH 18 • 40 pg, 1 of 4, FC, $4.99 US • MATURE READERS
Comics’ top talents, including some making their Vertigo debut, take on the classic DC Comics anthology title for four issues of strange, scary, sexy and sensational sports stories. Featuring stories and art by Brian Azzarello, CM Punk, Paul Pope, Gilbert Hernandez, Lauren Beukes, Ben McCool, Ivan Brandon, Monica Gallagher, Lee Loughridge, Nick Dragotta, Christopher Mitten, Darick Robertson, Mark Finn, John Lucas, Gabe Soria, Ronald Wimberly, Michael DiMotta, Tim Fish, Rael Lyra and many more!

 

[Jimmy King]

Is that like a real image that a company allowed to be used to represent their game?

 

[DMczaf]

As noted earlier, TNA is looking to change the look of the product when the return on Destination America in January. Once change I heard is that they will not be having blood anymore.

 

[Perspicacity]

Sitting in front of a neckbeard smark who has already used the terms heel, botch and work rate. Fuck this

Smirks are the worst

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Punk just turned heel on Marvel; is taking his talents to DC

I bet you Dave McKean can draw a MEAN looking staph infection.

 

[RP912]

What in the fuck.

Richard Simmons 0_0

 

[Vylash]

Sitting in front of a neckbeard smark who has already used the terms heel, botch and work rate. Fuck this

i didn't know DM made the journey out there just to see more WWE

 

[plagiarize]

Hey guys. I'm watching Main Event live for the first time, in a Tuesday 3 hour wrestling experiment.

 

[UberTag]

Hey guys. I'm watching Main Event live for the first time, in a Tuesday 3 hour wrestling experiment.

Congratulations. Time for three more hours of garbage.
I see The Miz is back in Diva Search host mode.

 

[Fox318]

Tna is dead

 

[Coldnoodle]

What in the fuck.

 

[Fox318]

Congratulations. Time for three more hours of garbage.
I see The Miz is back in Diva Search host mode.

"Which one of them will fuck me?"

 

[Spider from Mars]

Kane match...
What have I done?

 

[Gonzalez]

What in the fuck.

Dallas Page...
Dallas Page...
Dallas Page...

 

[Jimmy King]

Kane match...
What have I done?

Brother, I don't want to say this is karma for your support of Reigns, but...

 

[plagiarize]

Congratulations. Time for three more hours of garbage.
I see The Miz is back in Diva Search host mode.

I didn't watch RAW yesterday, so the last time I saw three hours of garbage was...

Shit, Sunday.

 

[UberTag]

Uh oh... the happy black men are dancing again.
And Michael Cole is going crazy with his over-the-top bullshit.

Oh and Cesaro finally gets some TV time to job.
I guess being too Swiss won't keep him off Main Event.

 

[blackaroni]

Kane match...
What have I done?

Just watch this and giggle.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Brother, I don't want to say this is karma for your support of Reigns, but...

Shit, I'll say it

This is karma, bitch. Not just for Reigns, but for that wrestling T-shirt you bought(you know the one) and that pregnant chick

 

[plagiarize]

Is it a good sign Kidd and Cesaro come out to Cesaro's theme?

Probably not. Tyson's theme is a million times better. No idea why they would pick this one.

 

[Professor Beef]

When NXT runs their Wargames show in March, you'll be one of the new fans.

Tell you what. If NXT actually does a Wargames shitshow in March, I'll buy you a network sub. If not, you wear my choice of avatar for 3 months.

Deal?

 

[DMczaf]

Tell you what. If NXT actually does a Wargames shitshow in March, I'll buy you a network sub. If not, you wear my choice of avatar for 3 months.

Deal?

No deal.

Never deal with snitches.

 

[UberTag]

Is it a good sign Kidd and Cesaro come out to Cesaro's theme?

Probably not. Tyson's theme is a million times better. No idea why they would pick this one.

If they come out to the shittier theme when they're thrown out there to tread water, trade wins and spin their wheels, there's no risk of them getting over with the crowd against Vince's wishes.

 

[Jimmy King]

Cesaro yelling "C'mon TJ" the fuck how 'bout some kayfabe dammit.

 

[Frecklestein]

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN IMA 'BOUT 100% FAN OF JAMIE NOBLE, 100% FAN OF JOEY MERCURY, AND THAT SEF ROLLINGS IS GROWIN ON ME, IMA PUT HIS SKINNY PUNK ASS AT ABOUT A 85% RATE. NOW WHEN YOU COMBINE ALL THREE'A THESE FOOLS YOU GET 285% ENJOYABILITY RATINGS, THATS ABOUT THE 100 PERCENTAGE MAXIMUM THAT YOU CAN OBTAIN YA SEE?! THEN WHEN YOU ADD CENA OR ROMAN REIGNS TO THE MIX, AND ROMAN IS ABOUT -100% AND CENA IS ABOUT -200% THATS A RETURN OF -15% THEN WHEN YA MIXEM UP ALL TOGETHER YOU GOT ABOUT 3/5THS OF ENJOYMENT FROM THIS. BUT IF YOU WERE TO SUBTRACT JJ SECRETARY CALL TEAM, YOU GET ABOUT 1/3RD OF ENJOYMENT THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLE BE MAXIMIZED FROM THE SITCHIATION

IM OUTTA HERE

 

[hamchan]

Oh is Main Event where Cesaro wrestles now

 

[DMczaf]

Cesaro yelling "C'mon TJ" the fuck how 'bout some kayfabe dammit.

He just added another 6 months to his burial.

Ain't getting out of that dog house til 2018.

 

[plagiarize]

Cesaro yelling "C'mon TJ" the fuck how 'bout some kayfabe dammit.

Tyson needs to get the fuck away from all these jobbers.

 

[Xater]

Has anyone here read Death of WCW? Is it an entertaining read? I am thinking about picking up the 10th anniversary edition.

 

[DMczaf]

Frecklestein is shootin

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Kane match...
What have I done?

lolololol

 

[UberTag]

He just added another 6 months to his burial.

Ain't getting out of that dog house til 2018.

He's an independent contractor.
He can take his ball and go to New Japan or Ring of Honor whenever he chooses.

 

[Xater]

He's an independent contractor.
He can take his ball and go to Japan or Ring of Honor whenever he chooses.

Cesaro in New Japan would probably be awesome.

 

[somedevil]

Has anyone hear read Death of WCW? Is it an entertaining read? I am thinking about picking up the 10th anniversary edition.

Yes its very good. The anniversary includes a chapter about TNA.

Which reminds me of the awesome review an impact episode of the autotune episode.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Cesaro yelling "C'mon TJ" the fuck how 'bout some kayfabe dammit.

His name is Tyson J. Kidd, PhD

Come on now, I thought everyone knew that.

 

[DMczaf]

He's an independent contractor.
He can take his ball and go to Japan or Ring of Honor whenever he chooses.

And when he leaves, Vince begins to cry and wonder why he would ever want to leave, they are a family damn it!

 

[UberTag]

Thus far in this match the commentary team has successfully mocked Cesaro's Swiss accent, Kidd's cat fixation, Big E's sweating tendencies and the overall happy disposition of the New Day.

They also took time to plug Roman Reigns.

 

[Jimmy King]

Big Swing + dropkick hell yeah!

 

[Professor Beef]

No deal.

Never deal with snitches.

Looks like you're all gimmick, no substance. Just like Savage to Liz.

 

[Gonzalez]

This Cesaro-Kidd team is amazing. Dat Giant Swing Dropkick combo!

 

[plagiarize]

This is a good match. Love that giant swing + drop kick move. Dunno why it isn't their ending move though.

And when Xavier broke up the count it looked like he only hit Kofi.

 

[DMczaf]

Looks like you're all gimmick, no substance. Just like Savage to Liz.

You motherfricker....