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John Cena would just cut the same gimmick destroying promo that he cut on Del Rio about how he's not really rich and drives rental cars and kill his heat.

No way that happens.

Spoiler

Roman would be the one to cut that promo.

 

[RBH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppw3LQyZZU

 

[avengers23]

I think you guys need to consider using the machine on Vince McMahon. Could you imagine what a prime Vince could do again?

Restoring Vince's eyesight would be helpful.

 

[avengers23]

WWE TLC: Tables Ladders and Chairs [OT] Terrible, Lame, and Crappy.

TLC 2015: Don't go chasing tater tots.

Friends, watch the WCCW 1/11/1985 episode that featured One Man Gang vs. Sean Michaels (yes, that Shawn Michaels), Fantastics vs. Midnight Express, and Kerry von Erich vs. Chris Adams. The Fantastics vs. Midnight Express match holds up very well thirty years later.

 

[Sephzilla]

WWE TLC: Tables Ladders and Chairs [OT] Terrible, Lame, and Crappy.

WWE TLC: Tables Ladders and Chairs [OT] You're probably not going to watch this just like you don't watch Raw

 

[Aiii]

You guys have to ask yourselves, why am I creating this OT? Should I create this OT? Will anyone even want to watch this show? Will anyone even need to seperate these few pages from the main OT?

I think you will come to same conclusion as me and know that we do not need a TLC OT, nor have we ever needed a TLC OT.

Instead, make a thread about Lucha Underground.

 

[Browny]

TLC 2015: Don't go chasing tater tots.

LOL.

 

[Heroman]

You guys have to ask yourselves, why am I creating this OT? Should I create this OT? Will anyone even want to watch this show? Will anyone even need to seperate these few pages from the main OT?

I think you will come to same conclusion as me and know that we do not need a TLC OT, nor have we ever needed a TLC OT.

Instead, make a thread about Lucha Underground.

But no one watches luncha underground.

 

[Aiii]

But no one watches luncha underground.

All the more reason to advertise it over a shitty show nobody is going to like.

 

[RBH]

You guys have to ask yourselves, why am I creating this OT? Should I create this OT? Will anyone even want to watch this show? Will anyone even need to seperate these few pages from the main OT?

I think you will come to same conclusion as me and know that we do not need a TLC OT, nor have we ever needed a TLC OT.

Instead, make a thread about Lucha Underground.

Seconded.

 

[Heroman]

All the more reason to advertise it over a shitty show nobody is going to like.

True, the more people who watch LU the better.

 

[Anth0ny]

You guys have to ask yourselves, why am I creating this OT? Should I create this OT? Will anyone even want to watch this show? Will anyone even need to seperate these few pages from the main OT?

I think you will come to same conclusion as me and know that we do not need a TLC OT, nor have we ever needed a TLC OT.

Instead, make a thread about Lucha Underground.

agreed, shit tier ppvs don't need their own thread.

 

[avengers23]

But no one watches luncha underground.

Or, more accurately, no one can watch Lucha Underground.

Can't help but wonder how many people would get that reference.

Good lord, the song is from 1994.

 

[Heroman]

Or, more accurately, no one can watch Lucha Underground.



Good lord, the song is from 1994.

It crazy that in 2015 that you cant stream it anywhere.

 

[RBH]

agreed, shit tier ppvs don't need their own thread.

Yup. The exception is when something "rare" happens like Sting wrestling at Night of Champions

Spoiler

hence why I created that thread

.

 

[avengers23]

I'm getting hyped about TakeOver: London, friends.

It may be more accurate to say that I have stayed hyped about the TakeOver shows.

 

[Masquerader]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Ric Flair. Always Ric Flair. I know people want him to go away, but prime Flair is timeless. My second choice would be CM Punk.

 

[Sephzilla]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

 

[avengers23]

Talk of Ric Flair reminded me of Dawson or Dash's slingshot suplex on Chad Gable from yesterday's show in Newcastle. Shades of Tully Blanchard right there.

 

[Aiii]

It crazy that in 2015 that you cant stream it anywhere.

Waterfalls? It's on Spotify.

 

[British Monsoon]

I'd revitalise Stan Hansen - could you imagine the havoc Prime Hansen would wreak upon today's Japanese wrestling scene? Shows up at the end of WK10, lariat's Okada's head off, beats him for the title at New Beginning and goes on an epic run as IWGP champion, or, goes to All Japan, business soars, wins the Triple Crown and beats the shit out of Kento Miyahara for a few years in a recreation of the Kobashi/Hansen storyline.

 

[avengers23]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

If only so he can come back to WWE because Vince would no longer be afraid of an Olympic gold medalist dying on his watch.

And he can work anywhere. Bring him to Japan, even if his previous IWGP run under Inoki Genome wasn't great. Let him tear down the indies around the world. Bring him back to WWE and give them an actual main eventer who can work practically any style. Maybe he goes to MMA. A revitalized Angle would have potential sin limite.

 

[RBH]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Not exactly a wrestler, but Bobby The Brain Heenan would be my first choice.

 

[Sephzilla]

I actually take back my Steve Austin answer and I'd say I'd revitalize Bret Hart. Prime Bret was the GOAT ring worker.

 

[FallingEdge]

turns 40!

 

[bjork]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Sunny. Back to 1995 prime Sunny.

 

[Jerm411]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

 

[Ithil]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Austin, restored to his form at about 27 or so, and 100% injury and wear/tear free. He'd just have to shave his head and grow his beard, and voila, Stone Cold in his prime to reign for a decade if necessary.

 

[Gonzalez]

I'd wait for the cure for male pattern baldness as well.

 

[avengers23]

Friday night wrestling:

NJPW on AXS
IWGP Intercontinental Championship match: Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Yuji Nagata (New Beginning in Sendai, 2/14/15)

SHINE 31 on iPPV
Leah Von Dutch vs. Leilani Kai
Su Yung vs. Jessica James
Thunderkitty vs. Luscious Latasha
SHINE Championship #1 Contender Fatal Four Way Match: Allysin Kay vs. Jessicka Havock vs. Amber Gallows vs. Taylor Made
SHINE Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1: Mia Yim & Leva Bates vs. Malia Hosaka & Brandi Wine
SHINE Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1: Solo Darling & Heidi Lovelace vs. Jayme Jameson & Marti Belle
SHINE Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals: Round 1 winners
SHINE Championship match: Santana (c) vs. #1 Contender Fatal Four Way winner

 

[Caderfix]

I'd restore Edge, because he's super awesome. I'd like him to never use the his spear again, though.

 

[Data West]

turns 40!

congrats togi makabe

 

[British Monsoon]

I'd restore Edge, because he's super awesome. I'd like him to never use the his spear again, though.

There was a problem with the procedure and, although Edge has been restored to full health, he can now only cut this single promo;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4KzxD0lPU#t=4m7s

 

[Angry Grimace]

Finn Balor sure does love drooling as a form of selling the Coquina Clutch

 

[Dick Justice]

Austin must be sweating bullets over the whole Draft Kings thing.

 

[Sephzilla]

So I've been in the market for a new laptop and just found a deal where a $1200 Lenovo laptop was on sale for $700. Nice.

 

[Kaladin]

So I've been in the market for a new laptop and just found a deal where a $1200 Lenovo laptop was on sale for $700. Nice.

Might want to make sure it's not one of those models that has any number of the security issues Lenovo can carry.

 

[El Pescado]

Austin must be sweating bullets over the whole Draft Kings thing.

What's this now?

 

[FlammableD]

More Friday wrestles:

 

[slightconfuse]

obvious anser is Terry Funk

 

[Sweeney Tom]

WWE TLC: Tables Ladders and Chairs [OT] Terrible, Lame, and Crappy.

If there's a thread, it deserves to be called this

 

[FlammableD]

ROH's Final Battle is on PSN in the US. Discount for PS Plus too.

 

[kiguel182]

TLC will be perfect as background noise for some work I have to do on Monday.

WWE should start branding their product according to that.

 

[kiguel182]

When is Final Battle?

Every year I try to watch it and every year I don't go past the first hour. Maybe this is the year!!

 

[Dion314]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Damn that's a good question...SO tempting to say Flair, Austin or Angle but they all had good runs already so I'll say Bryan. I've been following him since ROH so I'd hate to see his career in the WWE over so soon.

 

[klonere]

ROH's Final Battle is on PSN in the US. Discount for PS Plus too.

So you can watch the PPV through your PS4 live? Or is it a VoD only?

 

[Anth0ny]

Hypothetical question time! Let's say you guys were exploring the ancient ruins of NeoGAF, and you stumbled upon a machine that could restore someone's youth and, more importantly, bring them back to full health. Which wrestler would you use it on?

Living ones, BTW. This machine can't restore the dead.

Austin, easily.

#youtrash

 

[FlammableD]

So you can watch the PPV through your PS4 live? Or is it a VoD only?

No clue, as it's US only, at least for now, so I can't even go look at the store page.

When is Final Battle?

Every year I try to watch it and every year I don't go past the first hour. Maybe this is the year!!

Google tells me next week (18th).

 

[slightconfuse]

So you can watch the PPV through your PS4 live? Or is it a VoD only?

Looks like the ppv

 

[FlammableD]

Oooh, the PROGRESS Manchester show is up at demand-progress.com! That's my weekend viewing...

https://demandprogress.pivotshare.com/media/chapter-24%3A-hit-the-north!/37334