Oh I'm aware, and I take pride in that haha.
On the topic of Denmark, I was actually in Copenhagen this Tuesday and saw Joe Bonamassa play at the Falconer Theatre. I had a blast. Haven't been to Denmark in several years actually. I was planning on going this summer to stock up on some pipe tobacco (Danish prices on pipe tobacco are about half the Swedish prices...) but other things kept coming up.
Speaking of pipes, I saw no less than three pipe smokers in the 6-7 hours I was in Copenhagen! I don't think I've ever seen one here in Malmö. Copenhagen really is the pipe capital of the world!