DESOLATION OF SMAUG reviews thread

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IGN : 8.5/10

First things first: The Desolation of Smaug is much better and more entertaining than its predecessor, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. This film clips along at a fast rate, upping the action and the suspense in a way the walking-and-talking first film often failed to. Everything just works better this time out: the battles, the character interplay, the visual effects, the tone, and the energy. If you were wary of returning to Middle-earth after An Unexpected Journey, fear not; The Desolation of Smaug is a superior Hobbit movie in every way.

The Verdict

If you were disappointed with The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey then The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is the film you've been waiting for. It's a breathlessly told, action-packed crowd-pleaser that restores the luster of the saga for those underwhelmed by its predecessor and leaves you excited for the final chapter in the trilogy.

www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/07/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-review?:+ign/all+(IGN+All
 

These lines kinda made me laugh: "When the end credits finally roll, you truly are left wanting more (and, no, I won't tell you what scene it ends on even if you have read the book)."

And then:
"Evans certainly looks like a 1940s swashbuckler, but we don't really get to see Bard in action much here."

Gee I wonder at what point it ends then...
 
While that can be true for some books, it's hardly the case for The Hobbit, it's a small and pretty short story that was stretched to hell and back in order to milk the franchise (and to keep the New Zealand film industry afloat a while longer).
And to be clear, that doesn't mean that the movie is bad, some of the greatest movies in history (2001, Psycho, The Birds) were short stories that was stretched to fit a film running length, but there is no denying that this is happening in with The Hobbit.

No, it's not. Plenty of things happened in The Hobbit that were only mentioned. We're getting a movie out of it so why not show those scenes? Like Gandalf venturing in Dol Guldur.
 
Here we go!!

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what a foul tempered, funny, little man.
 
HitFix (Drew McWeeny) B+

The first film almost shook my faith in the overall story arc of "The Hobbit," but this second film connects this completely to the "Lord Of The Rings" tone that made that first trilogy work. Andrew Lesnie's photography and Howard Shore's score also make this explicitly feel like we're right back in the thick of things, and I suspect that even the people who were disappointed the first time around are going to be impressed by how much fun this one is. I still think that three films is too much for these stories and that this would have been well-served by making some tough choices about how to tell the story, but at least for this middle movie, "The Hobbit" seems to be firing on all cylinders, and if they keep this up, "There And Back Again" could be tremendous entertainment.

http://www.hitfix.com/motion-captur...ry-way-with-the-thrilling-desolation-of-smaug
 
I was planning on sitting this one out. Reviews sound like they fixed the pacing issues. It still sounds like the characters are underdeveloped though.
 
Really? Cuz I fell asleep watching it

One of my cousins put in an Academy screener last Christmas and over half of my extended family fell asleep. No hyperbole.
It was barely past 8PM when the movie finished, too.
 
One of my cousins put in an Academy screener last Christmas and over half of my extended family fell asleep. No hyperbole.
It was barely past 8PM when the movie finished, too.
Wut? You guys watched a low qual rip of the hobbit? :S
 
One of my cousins put in an Academy screener last Christmas and over half of my extended family fell asleep. No hyperbole.
It was barely past 8PM when the movie finished, too.

Those movies, man, I'm sure people make up their mind on what will win before they watch the movies. Most of them anyway.
 
do i really want massive spectacle in my hobbit film?

the problem with these movies is in their approach, not whether or not they're 'boring'

AUJ was boring, but the issues ran deeper than that

hobbit ain't epic or bombastic, it should've been a charming and light fantasy film. but i suppose we've had this conversation before.
 
This is up there with some of the Gaming Side hyperbole.
I truly think it's a masterpiece and will be rewatching this movie till the day i die. It's in the same league with back to the future and pirates of the caribbean for me. And i can't imagine how anybody can not see it as such. World is a weird place.
 
We see 4 kinds of reviews

3 of 10 say its one of the best Tolkein movies
3 of 10 say its a very good movie
2 of 10 say its a good movie
2 of 10 say its a really bad movie
 
I truly think it's a masterpiece and will be rewatching this movie till the day i die. It's in the same league with back to the future and pirates of the caribbean for me. And i can't imagine how anybody can not see it as such. World is a weird place.

I am not sure you understand the meaning of the word masterpiece if you use it to describe Pirates of the Caribbean as a masterpiece. You make it sound like people would agree with you about that one.

Let me guess, you've never seen movies that tend to be widely accepted as masterpieces such as 2001: A Space Odyssey, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Psycho, Raging Bull, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Good the Bad and the Ugly, Jaws etc...
 
I am not sure you understand the meaning of the word masterpiece if you use it to describe Pirates of the Caribbean as a masterpiece. You make it sound like people would agree with you about that one.

Let me guess, you've never seen movies that tend to be widely accepted as masterpieces such as 2001: A Space Odyssey, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Psycho, Raging Bull, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Good the Bad and the Ugly, Jaws etc...

I have watched Jaws - nice summer blockbuster type movie.

2001: A Space Odyssey - boring mess.

Pulp Fiction - great movie.

Psycho - good movie.

Overall, I don't care what movies are considered art - many of them are boring.
 
I have watched Jaws - nice summer blockbuster type movie.

2001: A Space Odyssey - boring mess.

Pulp Fiction - great movie.

Psycho - good movie.

Overall, I don't care what movies are considered art - many of them are boring.

Yeah but he is not going around saying what movies he likes. But saying Pirates of the Caribbean and Hobbit TUJ are masterpieces. A term more associated with critical reception and historical impact. Not saying what movies he likes or finds boring.
 
Yeah but he is not going around saying what movies he likes. But saying Pirates of the Caribbean and Hobbit TUJ are masterpieces. A term more associated with critical reception and historical impact. Not saying what movies he likes or finds boring.

Pirates doesn't fall in that category but I thought he was talking about fellowship of the ring.

Still, the masterpieces the other person was talking about are not all good. Some are just hyped by the movie critics themselves.
 
Translation: "There's cool stuff that happens, some boring stuff I won't even mention or expand on, and I don't know the names of those dwarf thingies so I'm just gonna say that they're dumb too. Only nerds will see this movie and enjoy it."

Shit ass review.

Hoho woow. Please tell me this is a joke.
 
I didn't have a problem with the pacing of the first movie, more like the horribly embarrassing adaptation of the Radagast the Brown and the equally embarrassing crude/slapstick humor all over the place.
 
Wut? You guys watched a low qual rip of the hobbit? :S

It was the original disc, but yeah... they only give the Academy members DVDs. Doesn't make much sense when they're often judging cinematography and vfx based on them.
 
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