Dancing Queen
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Hahaha. Ouch.
Did I just get dated?
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Amory
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busted out laughing in class. now i can't stop. I need to leave the room
DiipuSurotu
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lmao
blastprocessor
The Amiga Brotherhood
Why do you need a confirmation? Headshake.
Messofanego
Banned
Goddamn well done
BrightEyedPanic
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Guys like OP are the reason I can't just hang out with my guy friends.
NeOak
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Because they'll make threads when you trap them?
Professor Lich
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Man, I wish a cute girl would use underhanded techniques to date me.
Polite applause until she is out of your line of sight.
alife
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It is now year 3 of my sojourn as sole research representative of my synthetic peers. I have conducted numerous experiments that seek to elucidate the mechanism by which neuronal mappings and hormonal pathways elicit novel signalling pathways within the frontal cortex and limbic system. The human species appear to call this "romance" and "crush", but its significance is still not well understood despite the wide body of research literature.
As an automaton, the latest results are puzzling to say the least. The latest subject has seemed to express communications apropos of a typical working relationship, but defy the expectations with sudden requests for solitary excursions into culinary cuisine not unlike "dating". Further follow-up experiments support this supposition: observe in Anecode #1, panel 2 that the subject requests instructions in pull-ups and the desire to engage in 1-1 workouts.
The implications of the results are profound to say the least, and certainly merit further investigation.
PandaPedinte
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I knew I should have visited Off-Topic today.
The Real Abed
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This.
If she wasn't actually interested, she'll just turn you down. But if she is, and you are, then go for it.
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Should have gone for the Chilean kiss, it always works
Zantetsuken
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I'm going to go against the tide and actually think the OP is killing it with this girl. He's got her roped in with his uniqueness based on the fact that she obviously wants to see him again.
He's telling us his side of the story with his non-confidence having perspective. But what she sees is a mysterious badass motherfucker that ain't got time for hugs. He waves and disappears to do gangster shit.
He's clueless. But what's important is she's intrigued. Good job OP. YOu can tell all the jealous nerds in here wishing they had some girl pining after them like you have.
He's telling us his side of the story with his non-confidence having perspective. But what she sees is a mysterious badass motherfucker that ain't got time for hugs. He waves and disappears to do gangster shit.
He's clueless. But what's important is she's intrigued. Good job OP. YOu can tell all the jealous nerds in here wishing they had some girl pining after them like you have.
So you're saying OP is an anime protagonist?
Shit, I guess this proves that anime is real.
From the girl's perspective, he may seem aloof and confident. Like he has places to go and things to do.
Maybe that makes her even more madly in love with him?
ZackieChan
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It has a very different meaning everywhere on Earth
Language is malleable, definitions are just what X amount of people agree on at any one time.
It's fun to play with it, I thought OP did alright with that. It was kind of funny.
-ImaginaryInsider
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Maybe she is interpreting his cluelessness as a challenge or aloofness. He is portraying himself as a Jerry Lewis robot of human awkwardness, but maybe externally he is acting normal.
If arrogance can be confused with confidence, why can't backwardness be confused with...something positive?
The girl apparently approached him, so he must be pretty good at hiding this stuff.
I do wonder how OP's long term relationships have panned out, though.
NeOak
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I bet he's never had one
"We gonna have a root miss?"
ZackieChan
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If only OP were as clever with his goodbyes as he is with his wordplay.
Do not worry, there are a multitude of waves.
ZackieChan
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I don't know how much you know about Wave culture (I'm an expert)...
Rushersauce
Banned
OP, I hate you.
Sincerely,
Me.
Sincerely,
Me.
davidwhangchoi
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ZackieChan
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I don't get this attitude. Go find a date, then? Why be jelly of OP?
CarpeDeezNutz
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He got it handed to him, thus people being jelly. He might be awkward but he might also be handsome, there are girls like that, that do not realize that they are more attractive than they think they are. Has OP ever posted a pic of himself?
Twist: OP is actually Koichi
Haha, I can relate.
"Why does ______ always act so unusually awkward around me? I know, must be because I make them deeply uncomfortable... even though they seem to be finding any excuse to spend time around me. I should just stop talking to them and try to avoid them, that will make them feel better!"
*a few weeks later*
"Hey, it's _______ - wait, why does she look so mad at me? I've been leaving her alone like she wanted?"
Oh, teenage me, you were such a delicate flower.
There's a balance between being too obliviously overbearing such that you creep people and out and projecting your self-loathing so hard you subconsciously torpedo every potential relationship. The classic line "you have to learn to love yourself (which includes self-improvement!) before you love someone else" is so, so true.
I challenge you to a wave-off!
ZackieChan
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Meh. That jelliness shows less self confidence than OP, even.
I'll shut you down with a deceptively-skinny vertical selfie
CarpeDeezNutz
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Yeah that's my point. Did I word it wrong?
Oh wait I see, both have low self esteem except OP is handsome where they are not, or not as lucky is my point.
Granted, my first relationship as a teenager was with someone rather creepy who hovered around me for whom I didn't have the guts to say that they made me regularly uncomfortable, and so I guilted myself into feeling forced to date them. That was a mistake. From there, I projected those negative feelings onto other people and just assumed other people felt the same way I did, which is unhealthy.
If you've had some negative past experience that's left you with a warped perspective, try to look at things from an objective viewpoint: pretend you're setting someone else up on a date and what advice you'd give someone in your situation.
If you've had some negative past experience that's left you with a warped perspective, try to look at things from an objective viewpoint: pretend you're setting someone else up on a date and what advice you'd give someone in your situation.
My only weakness. Forgive me, mother.
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