Did I just get dated?

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I'm dying
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Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory lol.
 
kavanf1 said:
Chapter 2: GAF, I met this girl recently and she kept acting friendly every time we were together. What was even weirder was she always seemed to just want to spend time with me on my own. This happened like five times and it scared the hell out of me, especially as we had loads to talk about and we seemed to have a lot in common. Then last night she invited me back to her house and we were sitting on her bed and she put her hand on my peepee. I got up and got the hell out of there because that made me feel dizzy and confused and honestly pretty violated. What gave her the right to touch my special area like that? Is this rape? I'm not sure if I should call the cops on her.
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CliqWriter said:
Waves goodbye as he gently tips his fedora down.
His eyes have a glare that assure her that he would never be tricked again. He is a loyal friend zone member for life.
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I'm in my cubicle at work doing my best to not laugh out loud. This thread delivers, best of the month. Vince Carter it'sover.gif
 
PeskyToaster said:
Play of the Game tier move here. Going for a single bed would have been pushing your luck but a single room is just enough plausible deniability.
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More like Play of the Lifetime. It's been a great 13 years since that night!

Best part is when I brought it up years later asking her if she knew what I was up to and just played along. Her response was something along the lines of "Who was the one who moved over to your bed 'because I couldn't see the TV well'"

Git gud girl-age. It's the only game that really matters.
 
Greddleok said:
The worst part was the goodbye. I didn't know whether to hug her (see my previous thread) or what. So I gave an awkward wave and hastily went in another direction.
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Wait you got invited by a girl from the gym? I thought it was a classmate at first. Fuck you OP and your magical ability to actually get dates. I'm not even gonna pretend to side with you.
 
I'm so confused, you feel violated because she invited you to lunch with her colleagues, showed up by herself and you 2 had a lot to talk about?
 
Greddleok said:
Sure. I just want to know what I'm getting in to so I can prepare. Gotta be in a different state of mind to chat to a group of people and make friends to talk to one person in a date format.
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Yeah but... you didn't prepare, and it sounds like this went pretty well anyway?

If you don't want to date then fine, but I'd recommend forgetting work girl and asking this girl for a date (if you are interested).

I guess you process things a little differently to most in this thread? Even so, it's not nice to call her "underhanded" for this, she was just being friendly (whether she wants to date or not).
 
Did you legit just assume it was a date because you were alone + opposite gender?

You're weird, OP.

Platonic friendships are a thing idk if you know.
 
OP got hit on by a girl at the gym... the odds of a guy getting hit on by girls at the universal no fly zone we call the gym are so microscopic that it would have been an appreciable feat. But no, OP complains about it, lol. Don't worry, somebody else will give her what she's looking for and you'll continue to... whatever it is that you do.

/handwave
 
Zakalwe said:
You must be incredible at hiding this part of you in the physical world, OP.

Unless you're just trolling, of course.
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I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"

InfiniteBento said:
Did you legit just assume it was a date because you were alone + opposite gender?

You're weird, OP.

Platonic friendships are a thing idk if you know.
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Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
 
BudokaiMR2 said:
More like Play of the Lifetime. It's been a great 13 years since that night!

Best part is when I brought it up years later asking her if she knew what I was up to and just played along. Her response was something along the lines of "Who was the one who moved over to your bed 'because I couldn't see the TV well'"

Git gud girl-age. It's the only game that really matters.
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They're always a step ahead if you play your cards right.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"



Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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If you find her at the gym again, say this. "Do you want to have dinner together this weekend"

See where that takes you. Who cares if she sprung a fakeout on you. Clearly she's into you.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"



Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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Seems like you were doing perfectly fine up until a hour in and you awkwardly waved and ran off. I'd suggest being direct with her.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"
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Ach, fuck this. Do you want to date her? Then it's "hey, last time was fun, let's do that again some time!".

Don't want to date her? Just act normal as always and don't mention anything.

The fuck is going on with people, has the internet really destroyed any social skills here?
 
OP you need to take drastic action before things get out of hand. You should ring her and ask her to go for dinner with you. Find the most romantic, candle lit restaurant you can and bring her there. Enjoy some tasty food, good conversation and maybe a cheeky bottle of wine.
And as the night draws to a close, lean in, punch her in the shoulder and say "good hussle buddy".

Everything should work out after that.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"



Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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I can't. I literally can't. Someone please help. You gotta learn to shift gears man, doors don't open every day. And wait... She brought her own lunch? I CANT.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"



Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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Ok never mind, I guess you're just trolling
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"



Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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Dude - I know you're not looking to date right now and that's cool. BUT, sometimes that's when you find a great relationship. If she's there and you can move past her treachery (LOL), tell her you had a great time last time and ask her out.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm more just shocked that someone could use such an underhanded tactic to arrange a one-on-one meeting.

I eat lunch with my co-workers who are women and men all the time one-on-one, and I've never felt like I was being dated. It's just a friendly lunch. It's the fact I was lead to believe there would be multiple people. Multiple people means it's friendly.
Also the questions where standard date fare.

Probably over thinking it, but it was super weird.

I'm not looking to date. She was cute. I'm late 20s. I also have no idea if she has a boyfriend/husband/partner.

Violated was an exaggeration.
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I'm so greatful that I was never this socially awkward. Must be horrible to constantly make such a big deal over absolutely nothing.
 
OP I think you're overthinking your life. Relax a little. Whether you got duped or not, it'll become clearer in time if she keeps trying. For now just be happy that you had a pleasant lunch with a coworker.
 
Dennis said:
I thought this thread would be about you unwittingly appear to be old in front of co-workers or something.
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Even though that's what grammatically the thread title should mean, I knew exactly what I was going to find when I saw it.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"



Nah I eat lunch with women from work all the time. However they don't invite me under the pretence it's going to be lots of people. I usually just ask about the office who wants lunch and sometimes only one is up for it.
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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For her sake, join a new gym and avoid all future contact with her.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm pretty confident normally. I just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having something sprung on me just put me off balance and I didn't really know how to react.

I wish I was making this up, I feel kinda dumb and I feel like I was tricked.

I'm going to the gym tonight, if she's there I'll bring it up. No idea what I'll say. Haven't I left it too late to ask "where were your friends?"
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Yes its too late now. The only way to feel better now is to invite her to lunch and say your colleagues will be there, but they won't. Once she has been trickeded yell "How do you like it?!"

Seriously dude, you're overthinking things.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm more just shocked that someone could use such an underhanded tactic to arrange a one-on-one meeting.

I eat lunch with my co-workers who are women and men all the time one-on-one, and I've never felt like I was being dated. It's just a friendly lunch. It's the fact I was lead to believe there would be multiple people. Multiple people means it's friendly.
Also the questions where standard date fare.

Probably over thinking it, but it was super weird.

I'm not looking to date. She was cute. I'm late 20s. I also have no idea if she has a boyfriend/husband/partner.

Violated was an exaggeration.
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Greddleok said:
I'm more just shocked that someone could use such an underhanded tactic to arrange a one-on-one meeting.
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Greddleok said:
underhanded tactic
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Greddleok said:
However this girl brought her own lunch to the cafeteria also. A detail I forgot to mention. Might be insignificant, I can't tell.
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Christ seriously is this some kind of joke? Are all our posts going to appear on a TV show about online fools who are easily duped?
 
kavanf1 said:
Chapter 2: GAF, I met this girl recently and she kept acting friendly every time we were together. What was even weirder was she always seemed to just want to spend time with me on my own. This happened like five times and it scared the hell out of me, especially as we had loads to talk about and we seemed to have a lot in common. Then last night she invited me back to her house and we were sitting on her bed and she put her hand on my peepee. I got up and got the hell out of there because that made me feel dizzy and confused and honestly pretty violated. What gave her the right to touch my special area like that? Is this rape? I'm not sure if I should call the cops on her.
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So good. So accurate. NeoGAF.
 
Greddleok said:
I'm more just shocked that someone could use such an underhanded tactic to arrange a one-on-one meeting.

I eat lunch with my co-workers who are women and men all the time one-on-one, and I've never felt like I was being dated. It's just a friendly lunch. It's the fact I was lead to believe there would be multiple people. Multiple people means it's friendly.
Also the questions where standard date fare.

Probably over thinking it, but it was super weird.

I'm not looking to date. She was cute. I'm late 20s. I also have no idea if she has a boyfriend/husband/partner.

Violated was an exaggeration.
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"Underhanded".

How do you go out in the sun with that paper-thin skin, OP?
 
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