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[Axsider]

Die Hard 4
Bruce Willis told The BBC the other day that "'Die Hard 4.0' is being written as we speak, and if all goes well we'll be shooting it in Autumn on the east coast of the United States. John McClane has retired as a cop, and that's all that Fox have allowed me to tell you about it". Meanwhile a report at Rope of Silicon indicates "the guy they're chasing for the villain is an actor named Tony Jaa, he appears in a martial arts film called Ong-Bak. I assume he'd be playing some sort of terrorist, but I think they're trying to exise the terrorist element out of it, and have it play more on suspense".

Nice!

 

[Dan]

Lethal Weapon 4 -> Jet Li

Die Hard 4 -> Tony Jaa

Indiana Jones 4 -> ???

 

[Mugen]

I knew before I even clicked on the thread that he's going to be the villain. tsk tsk...

 

[bishoptl]

Ong Bak opens in a couple of days, doesn't it? The trailer looks nuts.

Personally, DH 4 would be vastly improved with the Desperate Housewives as a lesbian terrorist triumverate hellbent on removing the President's nuts with a nailclipper, necessitating an appearance by John McLane to save the day. Box-office gold, I tell you.

 

[Fresh Prince]

So wait
DH4 = LW4?

Dammit too late

 

[open_mouth_]

Lethal Weapon 4 -> Jet Li

Die Hard 4 -> Tony Jaa

Indiana Jones 4 -> ???

Lucy Lui

 

[Fresh Prince]

Lucy Lui

Nah Jackie Chan: Battle of the Geretiatrics(Sp?)

 

[levious]

Lethal Weapon 4 -> Jet Li

Die Hard 4 -> Tony Jaa

Indiana Jones 4 -> ???

Short Round returns!

 

[karasu]

hmm Panom has skills, but he has the acting talent/charisma of a wooden board. :/

 

[Shinobi]

Short Round returns!

:lol That was gonna be my line!

Anyway, any news of a new Die Hard is a good thing...and having Tony Jaa in the movie just makes it that much cooler.

 

[Timbuktu]

Lethal Weapon 4 -> Jet Li

Die Hard 4 -> Tony Jaa

Indiana Jones 4 -> ???

Actually, Chow Yun Fat would be pretty good, he's already in PotC 2&3

 

[AssMan]

YES! YES! YES! YIPPIE KAI YAY MR. FALCON!

 

[shuri]

I hope he's dubbed.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

even Lyte Edge has a more manly voice than Tony Jaa.

 

[Shinobi]

YES! YES! YES! YIPPIE KAI YAY MR. FALCON!

:lol Die Hard edited in some ways is even funnier then the real thing.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

i love the City TV censoring "YIPPIE KAI YAY *BEEEEEEP* Fucker!

 

[ChumsGum]

Do they mean to tell me that Bruce Willis will kick Tony Jaa's ass in the final boss fight? AHAHHAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Howlin' Mad]

Do they mean to tell me that Bruce Willis will kick Tony Jaa's ass in the final boss fight? AHAHHAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nah, he'll just get beaten to a bloody pulp in his undershirt, and then end up landing near a firearm. BLAM BLAM. I think that's how they all go.....

 

[Crow]

I remember Bruce Willis once stating that he will no longer do action movies. I guess old habits die hard.

 

[BigGreenMat]

Just saw Ong Bak tonight. Pretty hardcore movie.

 

[tmdorsey]

YES! YES! YES! YIPPIE KAI YAY MR. FALCON!

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:lol :lol :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

Lethal Weapon 4 -> Jet Li

Die Hard 4 -> Tony Jaa

Indiana Jones 4 -> Star Jones 1

Yup.

 

[mrmyth]

Ong Bak opens in a couple of days, doesn't it? The trailer looks nuts.

Personally, DH 4 would be vastly improved with the Desperate Housewives as a lesbian terrorist triumverate hellbent on removing the President's nuts with a nailclipper, necessitating an appearance by John McLane to save the day. Box-office gold, I tell you.

You do realize one of them really is a lesbian, right?












And I'd still hit it.

 

[Shinobi]

Marcia Cross has denied that report...seems to be something cooked up by assumptions based on her marital status (42, don't think she's ever been married).

As you said though, I'd hit it regardless...but hell, that goes for the rest of the wives.

 

[nitewulf]

why must he be the villain? that means he'll have to get beat up by bruce willis, which is just...hilarious, almost as funny as jet li getting beat up by mel gibson.

 

[bishoptl]

BOX OFFICE GOLD

 

[ourumov]

The guy in ONG-Bak could be Jackie Chan's successor if it wasn't because his acting skills are pretty bad...

 

[Takuan]

In terms of technical skill, Ong-Bak guy >>>>>>>>>> Jackie Chan.

 

[DarienA]

RZA of Wu Tang doing a commercial for Ong Bak... saw it last night while watching MXC... anybody else see it?

 

[levious]

In terms of technical skill, Ong-Bak guy >>>>>>>>>> Jackie Chan.

now at age 50+? Sure... but I wouldn't place him above Chan based on one movie... despite how wickedly badass it is.

 

[Axsider]

Younger C. Chan >>>>>>>>>>>> Tony Jaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Iceman]

I remember Bruce Willis once stating that he will no longer do action movies. I guess old habits die hard.

+1 roofle.