Do GAF girls act like men in threads ?

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soultron said:
How could you not like having a penis?
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Well, there's another thread around here somewhere that can help explain that. *laughs* Really, though, the only thing they're good for is just sticking them into random things (as some of the girls in here seem keen to try out), and really, doing that is exceptionally over-rated.
 
shidoshi said:
Well, there's another thread around here somewhere that can help explain that. *laughs* Really, though, the only thing they're good for is just sticking them into random things (as some of the girls in here seem keen to try out), and really, doing that is exceptionally over-rated.
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To each their own. I'll keep my penis! :]
 
Dan Yo said:
The vagina is like a jumble of meat thrown together that God didn't even bother to shape or mold.
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Like a badly-packed kebab?

Edit: Do GAF girls act like men in threads ? - erm... yes. Whoops. :(
 
Dan Yo said:
Well I wouldn't call either very creatively designed, but at least the penis is practically designed. Sometimes I look at a vagina and I'm like "damn, Take the face of the predator and mix it in with one of the alien face hugger things and you have a vagina." Some range from ugly to not quite so ugly, but always menacing. As if they want to gobble up everything in the room.

Genitalia in general is not the prettiest part of the human body, but once again, at least the penis is somewhat practical. The vagina is like a jumble of meat thrown together that God didn't even bother to shape or mold.
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Gaf-gaf i don't want to know what you think of a pussy you are WRONG WRONG , VERY MUCH WRONG i dont fucking comment on your preference now keep the fuck out of mine .
 
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Kentpaul said:
Gaf-gaf i don't want to know what you think of a pussy you are WRONG WRONG , VERY MUCH WRONG i dont fucking comment on your preference now keep the fuck out of mine .
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Thread has turned semi-serious with potential flame-war on the brink of being actualised.:lol
 
Kentpaul said:
Gaf-gaf i don't want to know what you think of a pussy you are WRONG WRONG , VERY MUCH WRONG i dont fucking comment on your preference now keep the fuck out of mine .
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Jesus, there's always gotta be one, huh?
 
Baki said:
Thread has turned semi-serious with potential flame-war on the brink of being actualised.:lol
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My heart cries for the day that mothers will have to explain to their small children about how their fathers were tragically lost in the bloody and brutal NeoGAF Vagina Wars.
 
Baki said:
I like you.

You've got balls.
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Metaphorically speaking? :p I like you too, despite you being a Sonybot.
Just kidding. PS3 is my main gaming console!

Dan Yo said:
As far as the circumcised penis goes, it remains about as clean as any body part can be. The uncircumcised one tends to get reports of having a slight vaginal smell and taste because it is slightly more difficult to keep clean than a circumcised one, but still, doesn't get nearly as bad as a vagina will get.
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I was talking about circumcised but let's not get into that.

Nah, vagina is still way more practical then dangly bits between my legs. I'm not gay, but I don't think vagina looks bad. Human genitals are definitely not pretty, male or female. It's just that scrotum looks odd to me. Maybe not ugly, just odd, and impractical.

Dan Yo said:
As for the balls, come on now, do you really think your labia is any better? Looks like a bunch of rotten beef hanging around down there!
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Oh god, you took offence to what I said. It's just my opinion, I didn't mean to offend you.. :lol But I gotta say, if that's what you really think of female genitalia then oh god.. you must have seen some real ugly ones. I feel for ya!

Dan Yo said:
Well I wouldn't call either very creatively designed, but at least the penis is practically designed. Sometimes I look at a vagina and I'm like "damn, Take the face of the predator and mix it in with one of the alien face hugger things and you have a vagina." Some range from ugly to not quite so ugly, but always menacing. As if they want to gobble up everything in the room.

Genitalia in general is not the prettiest part of the human body, but once again, at least the penis is somewhat practical. The vagina is like a jumble of meat thrown together that God didn't even bother to shape or mold.
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Oh okay, you've never seen one in real. Dis-regard my previous comment.
 
Inanna said:
Metaphorically speaking? :p I like you too, despite you being a Sonybot.
Just kidding. PS3 is my main gaming console!
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Lets just say "metaphorically" for now. That said, I would like to clear one thing up. My tag is not an accurate description of my posting habits. I swear.

I am actually a proud tri-console and dual-portable gamer.

Although to be completely honest, with uni + everything I barely have time for it anymore. I probably talk more about gaming than well...actually gaming. >_<

Oh, can I haz your PSN ID.

And hi5 to my fellow Super Secret SonyBot. :D

shidoshi said:
My heart cries for the day that mothers will have to explain to their small children about how their fathers were tragically lost in the bloody and brutal NeoGAF Vagina Wars.
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A war without prisoners indeed.
 
Inanna said:
Oh okay, you've never seen one in real. Dis-regard my previous comment.
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Post yours. Sounds like you've gone through extensive procedures to make it look majestic.

Some guys tell women that their vags look like flowers, smell like strawberries, and taste like sweet nectar to spare them any insecurity or embarrassment about the thing. But let's be honest, it's an orifice that sweats and stinks just like you'd expect any hole tucked deep between the legs would.
 
I know a guy friend that gets paid to pose as a girl on aim. I just assume all girls on the internet are guys until I meet them in person. And since I don't really try to meet anyone from online, you are all guys in my eyes!
 
y2dvd said:
I know a guy friend that gets paid to pose as a girl on aim. I just assume all girls on the internet are guys until I meet them in person. And since I don't really try to meet anyone from online, you are all guys in my eyes!
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huh? Who pays him?
 
Baki said:
Lets just say "metaphorically" for now. That said, I would like to clear one thing up. My tag is not an accurate description of my posting habits. I swear.

I am actually a proud tri-console and dual-portable gamer.

Although to be completely honest, with uni + everything I barely have time for it anymore. I probably talk more about gaming than well...actually gaming. >_<

Oh, can I haz your PSN ID.

And hi5 to my fellow Super Secret SonyBot. :D
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I don't believe you. You must have done something to earn that tag. :p

I own a PSP, PS3, PS2 and a Wii. Cousin owns 360 (offline). I just play on PS3 a lot more because I've got friends on PSN, plus it's FREE.

PSN is FoxGirl.

Well, I admit that I prefer Sony first-party games and prefer PS3 controller but that doesn't really make me a sonybot!

Dan Yo said:
Post yours. Sounds like you've gone through extensive procedures to make it look majestic.

Some guys tell women that their vags look like flowers, smell like strawberries, and taste like sweet nectar to spare them any insecurity or embarrassment about the thing. But let's be honest, it's an orifice that sweats and stinks just like you'd expect any hole tucked deep between the legs would.
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Huh? When did I ever say female genitalia looks "OMG, so pretty!"? They don't look pretty OR ugly. So let's agree to disagree, and leave it at that.

Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said balls look ugly, they don't. Let's just drop it, alright? No need to get hostile and attack people...
 
Much like the rest of the body a vagina or penis can look nasty.

Inanna said:
Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said balls look ugly, they don't. Let's just drop it, alright? No need to get hostile and attack people...
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I feel that there was a missed pun opportunity there.
 
Dan Yo said:
Some guys tell women that their vags look like flowers, smell like strawberries, and taste like sweet nectar to keep getting access to it.
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Fix that for you.


Anyway I assume everyone on gaf is a girl. Most gamers I know are girls.
 
Inanna said:
Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said balls look ugly, they don't. Let's just drop it, alright? No need to get hostile and attack people...
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Grrr I'm still steaming over your jab about balls and don't know if I'll ever get over it..... but I think I can find it in myself to drop this extremely hostile situation before things get chaotic.
 
Dan Yo said:
Well that's kind of what I meant. Getting rid of the insecurity about it is half the battle in getting her to let it free more often.
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The way you wrote that, it makes vaginas sounds like the Kraken or something.
 
shidoshi said:
The way you wrote that, it makes vaginas sounds like the Kraken or something.
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Well women's clothing and underwear are so tight that it's always so smothered in there. It needs to get some fresh air every once in awhile.
 
Inanna said:
I don't believe you. You must have done something to earn that tag. :p

I own a PSP, PS3, PS2 and a Wii. Cousin owns 360 (offline). I just play on PS3 a lot more because I've got friends on PSN, plus it's FREE.

PSN is FoxGirl.

Well, I admit that I prefer Sony first-party games and prefer PS3 controller but that doesn't really make me a sonybot!
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To be completely honest, it was a bit out of the blue, the tag that is. I suspect its because I spend 90% of the time in Sony related threads and about 90% of my threads are Sony related announcements. But even then, I didn't think that was tag-worthy and now my credibility on the gaming side has hit the shitter. :lol

Actually here's the thread were I received my "title". If you figure out what happened, get back to me. :lol

See, you're even more of a SonyBot than I. I don't even like the controller that much, prefer the 360 controller (well only for shooters/racers).

Sent you a PSN addy.

LittleBigPlanet 2 looks awesome and if LBP netcode isn't still shit we can play LBP co-op if you want. :lol

Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said balls look ugly, they don't. Let's just drop it, alright? No need to get hostile and attack people...
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Indeed. :lol :lol
 
Dan Yo said:
Take the face of the predator and mix it in with one of the alien face hugger things and you have a vagina.
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Movie trivia: The design of the face hugger by H. R. Giger for the film was designed specifically to look like a human vagina so that men watching the film would feel uneasy about it suffocating its victims.
 
Dan Yo said:
Well I wouldn't call either very creatively designed, but at least the penis is practically designed. Sometimes I look at a vagina and I'm like "damn, Take the face of the predator and mix it in with one of the alien face hugger things and you have a vagina." Some range from ugly to not quite so ugly, but always menacing. As if they want to gobble up everything in the room.

Genitalia in general is not the prettiest part of the human body, but once again, at least the penis is somewhat practical. The vagina is like a jumble of meat thrown together that God didn't even bother to shape or mold.
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You can cut a dick off. Can't really cut off a vagina considering it is a hole.

(I will await someone to challenge this with "Well you can cut off the clitoris and the lips, all 2 of them!" So that I may properly school then in vulva anatomy)

Anyways, Stop being a ho, Dan Yo. Before I stab you in the eye with my magical e-peen and you only see sparkles for the rest of your life.
 
Munch said:
You can cut a dick off. Can't really cut off a vagina considering it is a hole.
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Vaginal "circumcision" is just as bad if not worse.
 
Dance In My Blood said:
Vaginal "circumcision" is just as bad if not worse.
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You know, I think you did read that sentence I wrote about schooling people on vulva anatomy and decided to write "vagina 'circumcision'" just to hear me talk about vulvas.

Vagina = Hole

Vulva = Clitoris, labia majora (the big lips) and the labia minora (little tiny lips that come together at the top to make the hood of the clitoris).

I'm sure you could cut the vagina out, but what is called "vaginal 'circumcision'" should really be called vulva mutilation. Because they cut off everything else, but leave the vagina.
 
Baki said:
To be completely honest, it was a bit out of the blue, the tag that is. I suspect its because I spend 90% of the time in Sony related threads and about 90% of my threads are Sony related announcements. But even then, I didn't think that was tag-worthy and now my credibility on the gaming side has hit the shitter. :lol

Actually here's the thread were I received my "title". If you figure out what happened, get back to me. :lol

See, you're even more of a SonyBot than I. I don't even like the controller that much, prefer the 360 controller (well only for shooters/racers).

Sent you a PSN addy.

LittleBigPlanet 2 looks awesome and if LBP netcode isn't still shit we can play LBP co-op if you want. :lol
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Aren't they always?

Heh, I'm the same. Actually, I found out about GAF through Kojima Productions podcasts. One of the hosts used to mention GAF a lot, I got curious.

You know what? You should do something really outrageous to get rid of that tag.

Well, that's partly because I've been with Playstation since day 1, and I'm just used to the controller. Plus, I have small hands, 360 controller feels weird in my hands. :(.

LBP is still laggy as hell. :( We could always play co-op in Uncharted 2, or play Deathmatch. I'm not as good, though, but I'm getting better!

Baki said:
Indeed. :lol :lol
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Oh god, he's still going on? The guy's on a mission. He must have had frequent nightmares about vaginas with their gaping bloody mouths chasing him down the street, and devouring him whole! :|

I've never told my guy how beautiful his penis is, or had him tell me that my lady bits had a face of Monica Bellucci printed on it.
 
Inanna said:
I've never told my guy how beautiful his penis is, or had him tell me that my lady bits had a face of Monica Bellucci printed on it.
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Do you know how happy you would make him by just telling him that once? I mean, maybe not say "beautiful," but tell him how it's like the most amazing thing you've ever seen or something else like that.
 
shidoshi said:
Do you know how happy you would make him by just telling him that once? I mean, maybe not say "beautiful," but tell him how it's like the most amazing thing you've ever seen or something else like that.
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He probably wouldn't be able to stop laughing. So ya, I guess it would make him kind of happy.
 
Dan Yo said:
He probably wouldn't be able to stop laughing. So ya, I guess it would make him kind of happy.
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Come on; if you said it in the right way and at the right time, any guy would eat that crap up. There's nothing men want more when it comes to ego boosters than to think their women think they're the greatest sex machines in the world.

You just gotta get your timing and delivery down right.
 
shidoshi said:
Come on; if you said it in the right way and at the right time, any guy would eat that crap up. There's nothing men want more when it comes to ego boosters than to think their women think they're the greatest sex machines in the world.

You just gotta get your timing and delivery down right.
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I can't imagine anyone of average intelligence or better being able to keep a straight face while such a cheesy statement is being made.

Would you have eaten it up if your wife had told you that?
 
Every time I enter this thread I think:

Wow, this is worse than before - well, at least now it's completely derailed and really can't get any worse.

EVERY. TIME.
 
Dan Yo said:
I can't imagine anyone of average intelligence or better being able to keep a straight face while such a cheesy statement is being made.

Would you have eaten it up if your wife had told you that?
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I've already disavowed any sentimental attachment to such body parts, so I'm not really the best person to ask.

But, come on... are you trying to sit there and tell me you've never done any kind of "sexy talk" with a significant other? You've never complimented a partner on one or more features of their body, to make them feel better about themselves, to make them feel like a better lover, or to help get the mood more erotic? If you have done any of that, then what in the world do you think this would be?

I dunno, maybe you just totally suck at the verbal side of eroticism or something.
 
Inanna said:
Aren't they always?

Heh, I'm the same. Actually, I found out about GAF through Kojima Productions podcasts. One of the hosts used to mention GAF a lot, I got curious.

You know what? You should do something really outrageous to get rid of that tag.

Well, that's partly because I've been with Playstation since day 1, and I'm just used to the controller. Plus, I have small hands, 360 controller feels weird in my hands. :(.

LBP is still laggy as hell. :( We could always play co-op in Uncharted 2, or play Deathmatch. I'm not as good, though, but I'm getting better!


Oh god, he's still going on? The guy's on a mission. He must have had frequent nightmares about vaginas with their gaping bloody mouths chasing him down the street, and devouring him whole! :|

I've never told my guy how beautiful his penis is, or had him tell me that my lady bits had a face of Monica Bellucci printed on it.
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Something outrageous? Any ideas?

I've been with PS since day-one as well. Did have an Xbox last gen though (with controller S not that God forbidden launch pad). And yes, DS3 does favour small hands.

Hmm..SO LBP is still laggy. Thats too bad, I really wanted to play co-op with someone. But yeah, I'll play you on UC2 any time, although I'm no good either.

BTW, why are we talking in spoilers?
 
Baki said:
BTW, why are we talking in spoilers?
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I don't know. I mean, it just makes you two look crazy guilty. I did enjoy highlighting the boxes to see what you two were talking about. Made me feel naughty 8D

Dan...why are you IN here? I think you're trying to make our happy home full of pretty ladies and magical e-peens into a barren wasteland of debate over stupid stuff. We get it, you don't like vaginas (and should be barred from seeing one ever again). You also don't want to be told "You have a big, fat cock" right after sex to feel good about yourself.

We get it. Now take your unhappiness and go somewhere else. We have more important things to discuss. You're not making the right kind of tension needed in this thread. You're just making me slam my head against my desk.
 
Munch said:
I don't know. I mean, it just makes you two look crazy guilty. I did enjoy highlighting the boxes to see what you two were talking about. Made me feel naughty 8D
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To your credit, that's not very hard to do.
 
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